Hello there, I believe we never talked
Hi there! No, I believe we haven't yet! You can call me Lemon. It's nice to meet you! Would you like to try some fresh lemonade for this warm summer day?
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@lemonade-ler
Hello there, I believe we never talked
Hi there! No, I believe we haven't yet! You can call me Lemon. It's nice to meet you! Would you like to try some fresh lemonade for this warm summer day?
HOLD UP
stop what ur doing and give me a list of oncelers that have updated in the past uuhhhh year i guess or if you know they will upd8 AGAIN
entre needs content on his dash and by entre i mean me
Hi there! The lemonade stand’s still here ☀️💚🍋 Let me know if you’d like a fresh, ice-cold glass!
(ask-nitw-onceler) Hey! Wanna trade some lemonade for a pretzel? :3
[ "A pretzel? What's a pretzel?" ]
[ *Gently holds pretzel* ]
"Deal! I'll take two!"
《 @ask-nitw-once-ler 》
But you'll love mine, make em my self an everything!
Nice to meet ya by the way, names Nithaniel Once-ler, or just Nitz
"Nice to meet you too, Nitz! You can call me Lemon, if you'd like."
"A fresh glass of ice-cold lemonade, coming right up!!"
(ask-nitw-onceler) Hey! Wanna trade some lemonade for a pretzel? :3
[ "A pretzel? What's a pretzel?" ]
[ *Gently holds pretzel* ]
"Deal! I'll take two!"
《 @ask-nitw-once-ler 》
Hi!
I know I've been away for a little while.
I've been travelling a lot, looking for ways to improve or renovate my lemonade. I discovered lots of new flavors and met many new friends. But now I'm back and ready to answer all your asks!
hi there! your shop is really nice! I was wondering if you had any iced teas I could try out?
Lonely perked up excitedly at the new friend "Hello!! Thank you so much, of course! Do you like your ice tea sweet or unsweetened? The names Lonely!"
She held out her hand to the other a big grin on her face "A pleasure to meet you!!"
“The pleasure’s all mine, Lonely!”, he replied with a smile. “You can call me Lemon, if you’d like.”
“Oh, and, sweetened would be nice, thank you!”
i hope your doing well today!
Thank you, Anon!! I’m actually doing really well today <3 I hope you’re doing well, too! Hopefully today and the rest of your week are amazing 💛
ever heard of combustible lemons? and, if so,, do you happen to know where I can get some?
"C.... Combustible lemons?? You want lemons that will ignite into flames? You'd have to genetically engineer them to be combustible, I suppose I could help with that but I should warn that plants and I do NOT have a very good relationship...
Wait, you sell lemonade yes? What sort of sick experiment are you trying to test here and can I join in?"
A D0ctor who isn't qualified for this here with a fun fact! Some citrus skins actually do have flammable components in them!
So if, say, someone were to genetically engineer lemons to have hightened levels of these chemicals in the flesh and then feed about two of them to a lizard, that person would have theoretically created what may be described as a tiny dragon.
On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the animal research division of the building.
I CAN CREATE DRAGONS???
ever heard of combustible lemons? and, if so,, do you happen to know where I can get some?
"C.... Combustible lemons?? You want lemons that will ignite into flames? You'd have to genetically engineer them to be combustible, I suppose I could help with that but I should warn that plants and I do NOT have a very good relationship...
Wait, you sell lemonade yes? What sort of sick experiment are you trying to test here and can I join in?"
I do sell lemonade, yes! As for my experiment,
[I’m glad you asked!]
You see, before I opened my stand, I used to work a part time job at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Mostly taking notes and overseeing testing chambers. Here’s a selfie I took on my first day on the job!
The stuff I saw in there was incredible. Quantum traveling, crazy science goop that made you jump really high, or made you go really fast. Lasers, companion cubes, A.I.s... Anything you can think of, there was probably a test for it being done in the facility. It was huge, too! Filled with test chambers that volunteer subjects would solve with the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
(There’s me with a tiny clipboard, taking notes!)
Every now and then, I’d hear some of my peers talking about “combustible lemons”. Apparently, it was an experiment the old CEO of the company wanted to try out a few months before I came into work.
Welcome to the lemonade stand!
Hi there!
I’m The Lemonade-ler, and I make all-natural, ice-cold, fresh lemonade! It’s only 3.98 a cup, and it’s a satisfaction guaranteed drink! What makes this lemonade special is the ingredients I use. Two parts lemon juice, one part water, and one part truffula fruit juice. It gives it an extra bit of flavor and takes care of the sweetness, which means I don’t have to use as much sugar as traditional lemoade uses. My stand is open from 10 am to 9 pm every day! Feel free to visit anytime, and don’t be afraid to ask me anything! I’ll see you around! 💛