Morioh, Japan, 1999.

Questions sent to and answered by varying characters from Part 4 of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. AU -- No Crusader dies in part 3. Trying to update daily!

[ask-normal-little-morioh]

So Kakyoin, i have an important Question for you. Is it True that you laid an Egg !?

KAKYOIN: Where on earth do you keep finding these people, Okuyasu? 

No, I have not laid an egg. 

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View on the gay

MIKITAKA: Ah! Is there any feeling better than feeling gay? Don’t we all want to be as happy as we can be? What an odd question. 

OKUYASU: ( We should tell him. )

JOSUKE: ( You tell him. )

OKUYASU: ( But I don’t wanna tell him... )

JOSUKE: ( If you don’t want to, then why should I!? )

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Ah, good thing there is no danger in this crazy noisy bizarre town.

JOSUKE: Believe me, I’m happier than anyone that things are back to normal. 

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(For Hazamada) What’s it like being best boy?

HAZAMADA: Y- you really think I’m the “best boy?” 

ROHAN: I’ve seen your heart, Toshikazu Hazamada. You’re not the best “anything”. 

Hazamada: ... 

[bardockarts]

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but can you smoke weed out of an bagel

(I don’t even know WHERE to start with this)

[bardockarts]

double trouble!

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(Ask for the whole gang) Hey I found some pictures of rohan when I was babysitting him do you wanna see?

ROHAN: TRAITORS, THE LOT OF YOU

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Do you guys think Mikitaka is an alien or just a stand user?

MIKITAKA: I believe I have been quite clear on the matter. I am an alien! Tell them, Josuke.

JOSUKE: ... I don’t think I’m ready to commit one way or the other. 

[ask-normal-little-morioh]

Kakyoin has earned a choccy milky. You went through a lot, and it must have hurt, make sure to repay the kind deed to those close to you though. Pay it forward.

[ask-normal-little-morioh]

y’all should’ve asked Jotaro about a Jolyne

JOTARO: Mmm?

...

Can’t say I know that name. 

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Okuyasu I love you, do you miss your brother? I really admire you for trying the best person you can be after you suffered so much. On another note kakyoin you still hunting milfs or are you more into dilfs now?

OKUYASU: I miss my bro every day. Every time I think about how far I’ve come- about how far everyone has come- I’ve gotta wonder if he couldn’t have changed for the better, like Yukako or Hazamada or Yuya... 

But thanks. I’m really tryin’ my best, you know? I’m glad someone appreciates it.

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Hows hayato been? Even if kira wasnt his dad, watching a man with his fathers face get run over by an ambulance cant be easy for any kid to deal with.

HAYATO: Don’t take this the wrong way...

But the only thing I felt watching him die was relief. 

Other than that... I’ve been okay. I’m taking care of my mom as best I can. 

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Is Jolyne around? Or is she like at school or something?

OKUYASU: Hey, what gives, man? We asked around everywhere and we couldn’t find anybody who knew a Jolyne. 

JOSUKE: I thought for sure that Hayato was gonna know... 

KOICHI: Well, at least we got to catch up with everyone, right? That was nice. 

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So what about the other Crusaders?

KAKYOIN: The last time I saw Polnareff in person was nearly ten years ago. He went to live in France-- Iggy went with him. 

JOSEPH: We still get letters or phone calls from time-to-time. But we haven’t gotten any in a while... I wonder why?

JOTARO: ... The last I heard, Polnareff had moved to Italy. I do wonder about that mutt, though... How old was he when he went to Egypt with us? 

KAKYOIN: Good point. I wonder if Iggy’s even still around...?

JOSEPH: Anyway... 

JOSEPH: We hear from Avdol a lot more often than Polnareff. He’s still a fortune teller in Cairo; I make a trip every year to go see him, and he calls and sends letters quite often. This photo is the most recent one I have. 

KAKYOIN: Last time we spoke with him, he said he was settling down with someone, didn’t he?

JOTARO: What are you looking at me for? I wouldn’t remember something like that.

JOSEPH: I think he mentioned something along those lines...?

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I’m curious for kakyoin, does he suffer any trauma? ((I thought since you said he lived but like was he close to death in the final battle??))

...

KAKYOIN: I was legally dead for thirty minutes before the Speedwagon Foundation was able to get ahold of me. The Foundation’s doctors did their best with me-- culminating in a thirty-six hour surgery and several weeks comatose, where they had no idea if I’d ever wake up or not. 

Obviously, I did. It took years to be able to walk again, and sometimes my legs still don’t like to listen to me. 

... Hierophant also changed. I don’t know what that means, if Stands are reflections of the soul... 

... I’m just glad to be alive. 

[ask-normal-little-morioh]

What hobbies do each of you have, alone or together?

Separate-- there’s almost too many to list. Together, we have a bi-monthly Stand baseball game. 

The rules get quite complicated.