Nothing Is Weird In Yoglabs!

Welcome to your doo- I mean Yoglabs! I promise theres nothing strange in here, and I'm perfectly sane. Also, you should take a seat in that chair over there.... ignore that red stuff thats just... ketchup. ((Need your daily dose of insanity? .Check out my mod blog! http://www.tumblr.com/blog/modofamillionface ))

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Yogtober week 1 - Ressurection

You just keep ending up in the same situation. You fail to bring them back but refuse to accept it.

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You know, its strange to have eyes on me again. Maybe I should start putting my logs here instead of my journals?

Hah. like I'd ever give up all that information willingly.

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Today was nothing but failures anyways. Not much to report. Failed tests have become the normal around here. I'll get everything working soon though.

Its only taken me seven goddamn years.

Its- its fine though. I'll get it working. Maybe now that I have a connection again, I have a better chance. Like its a sign, or something? A missing piece? I know its wishful thinking, but its all I have right now.

In other news, someone attempted contact again. Security dealt with them swiftly. Can't let any more outsiders into Yoglabs, no matter who they are. Just distractions at best.

Maybe I should look into getting more security for outside of the lab? I can't oversee that area anymore.

I'll make a note of... wait

I've put my log here anyway. Fuck.

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you look a LOT different than before, are you really the same xephos we had here?

I still have my old brown coat, if that makes you feel any better?

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Curious thing you are! -Xephsuggestions

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My god! 2016- no wonder I haven't seen you before. Hell there. Welcome... back, I suppose? -Xephsuggestions

A-anyways, its good to be back. I think.

Glad to see theres still other mes running around.

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Is.... is this thing on?

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“The only Lanla clone that’d want to kill me is safely locked away.”

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“Its been pretty quiet without you guys.”

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((tfw you start the blog up again but dont get any asks))

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WE’RE BACK BABY

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NOTICE

THE BLOG IS ON HIATUS UNTIL I CAN GET A TABLET

BUT PLEASE FILL MY INBOX WITH ASKS TO ANSWER WHEN I DO HAVE ONE!

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Pillow’s Magic Anon List! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ ✧･ﾟ:* Magic *:･ﾟ✧

Anon specifies time!

Pillow: Muses’s skin is soft it feels like downy feathers and velvet! Be wary of brushing against people; they won’t be able to keep their hands off you!

Concrete: Muses’s skin is hard as rocks and rough to the touch! You probably shouldn’t brush up on anyone; you might hurt them by accident!

Glass Is Fragile: Muse has glass wings! They’re very beautiful, but… Not very practical. You could revel in the fact that you have beautiful wings, or you could hurt yourself trying to fly; what will you do?

Sharp Edge: Well… Not only do you have a sharp wit, but you now also have sharp fingernails! Even if your fingernails are blunt, you can now cut through most materials with just your fingernails! Better not get too rough in bed, or your partner could have some pretty deep scratches!

Rumplestiltskin: Welp. Looks like you’ve had a run-in with Rumple and can’t pay him back! Now you’re stuck in your room, spinning gold thread from the yarn you used to use to knit! You never should have made that deal…

Coffee Bean: Whoa! Who forgot to hide the coffee?! Muse is on a caffeine high and can’t seem to calm down! It’s even gotten to the point where they’re almost literally bouncing off the walls! I feel bad for whoever has to deal with them.

Vanilla Bean: Muse is now sweeter than sugar! In fact, they’re so gentle now, that every time they touch something, it’s feather light; just a brush of their fingertips. Their voice is soft and they’re almost too kind for their own good! Better hope no one decides to take advantage of that…

Cherry Red: No matter their gender, your muse is now wearing bright cherry red lipstick! Be careful if you kiss anyone [or anything], you’ll leave a stain!

Ink and Morpheus: Uh oh. Looks like your muse accidentally fell asleep at the tattoo parlor and didn’t get what they paid for! Anon decides what the tattoo is and the location, your muse just has to react!

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Yeah, he's doing fine and is still annoying.

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I feel woozy...

((Ok. Hiatus shorter than expected. I've decided to scrap the tumblr prom plans, because it was VERY rushed and I did NOT like that. So have this crappy gif to bring us back to where we should be. -Ms Mod Lady))

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((Ok, screw it. This blog is going on hiatus until further notice. Why? Because making posts is getting harder and harder and i dont think that you guys actually like or know what im doing with them. Goodbye for now. -Ms Mod Lady))

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Seriously though, can't a guy teleport his date in peace?