Now I'm going to 'av teh get chunky on yeh! @ask-o-chunks - Tumblr Blog

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(( *sits in the corner without a single ask to answer* ))

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(( ONE HUNDRED FIFTY HOLY SHIIIIIIT ))

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(( RELEVANT ONCE MORE ))

the-chunk-blog >>> ask-o-chunks

New blog name, same old mun and muse antics!

Inbox is open!

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*ERUPTS THROUGH THE CRUST OF THE EARTH*

I HAVE RETURNED TO MY ORIGINS

WHO WANTS TO INTERACT

*ERUPTS THROUGH THE CRUST OF THE EARTH*

I HAVE RETURNED TO MY ORIGINS

WHO WANTS TO INTERACT

((Yo Chunks, how do I get as beefy as you?))

“It doesn’t come easy. Ya gotta invest in yer exercise. I mainly stick wit’ a high protein diet, follow’d by rigorous two-hour long workout sessions every weekday. Saturdays an’ Sundays are break days. It’s all justa big matt’r of dedicatin’ yerself to bein’ strong ‘n healthy!”

((I kind of want to ask what your weight is, O'Chunks, but I'm afraid that's a paper joke that would just fly over everyone's head.))

[*canned laughter*]

good lord man! why are your arms bigger than my head?

O’Chunks laughed heartily. “It’s mah exercise routines, lad! Ah can bench nearly 600lb...aimin’ for th’ big 750 by th’ year’s end!”

[Holy shit, Chunky, calm down--]

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Ahoy there, lads!

It’s ol’ Chunky yet again! Ah apologize fer not bein’ too active lately, mah bodybuilding sessions at th’ gym have been pickin’ up some speed again! All th’ kids say Ah have th’ potential to be this thing they call a “bara daddy”, but Ah dunno what that means. Must be some new-fangl’d kiddie lingo.

(( Blog revival ))

Oi, pardon mah lame silence. Ah’ve had a lot goin’ on recently. But rest assur’d...I’m ready t’ chat with all ya!