There's a lot of Goddamn water here

But that doesn't mean I'm going to share any with you peasants. [AU Desert Oasis Rin Matsuoka ask blog] Magic Anon: [none] Tag things you want me to see with #OasisRin About yours truly. Start at the beginning?

[ask-oasis-rin]

Rin-san, do you ever feel the need to splash around in the oasis like a fish?

Excuse you. I don't "splash" in my oasis like a "fish". I splash in my oasis to let the peasants know who bathes in the water they're drinking from. 

[ask-oasis-rin]

So I'll start with the obvious. Why are you in a desert?

Isn't it obvious? Here I'm the mother fucking princess.

I guess you could say I inherited the throne from my dad...

[ask-desert-dolphin]

[ask-oasis-rin]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHAT?", YOU ASSHOLE?! YOU'RE SWIMMING IN MY WATER! YOU'RE...

...are you naked?

[ask-oasis-rin]

Well that's actually a very compelling question, weird little robot man. And let me tell you— ...wait. 

Hold up. There's some aloof looking weirdo lounging in my oasis. Let me take care of this. One sec. 

[ask-oasis-rin]

Ahhh yes. Look at all the peasants who probably want to drink some of my delicious ice cold oasis water. I have a plethora of it here, so I'm sure you might want to stop by and humor me to see if I'd be in good enough mood to share, because there isn't another spring for miles in this wasteland. And let's just say... it's pretty hot and dry out there.