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Okaeri! This is Osomatsu Matsuno, and welcome to Tougou's house. Make yourself at home, but don't get too confortable! Hehe, he doesn't like strangers~ [Ask/RP blog for Osomatsu Matsuno]

[ask-osomatsuno]

[New icon!!!]

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[ Made a new sidebar since I’m bringing the blog back soon!!! ] [ Changed the theme as well, really like the new one!!! ]

[ask-osomatsuno]

.. so what's up? '^'

“You’re kinda cute, I bet we can scam some old guys.”

[ask-osomatsuno]

I don't keep pets anymore tho.

[Dead pets under the cut.]

[mageprinceloki-deactivated20141]

Reblog if you give permission for other characters to:

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Hate yours

Be rude to yours 

Become your character’s enemy

Be willing to attack/fight yours in a plot

Develop a bromance or platonic relationship 

Have or receive UNreciprocated feelings with yours

Team up with your character against others

Otherwise engage in non-romantic interactions

[ask-tougou]

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//There ya go! Hope ya like it <3//

[ask-osomatsuno]

Happy birthday Osomatsu nii-san! [She gives him some acorns and a gift card] this is all I can afford !! (ask-femjyushi) //waves heyo (；・∀・)

Thank you, Onii-san will treas…

“Wait did she call me nii-san? Do I have a little sister? Since when I have a little sister?”

Osomatsu.exe stopped working

@ask-femjyushi has broken the boi

[ask-femjyushi-blog]

“N-Nii-san, are you alive?” 

Oh wait. 

“Osomatsu nii-san, i-it’s me, Jyushimatsu!”

//wake up oso (wake up oso inside) can’t wake up (wake up oso inside), save him

[ask-osomatsuno]

[ask-osomatsuno]

You have like, six sisters. How did you not know this?

I know mom and dad could still make more kids, but I figured six were already a hand full.

I’m pretty sure it was still a hand full even afther I was gone.

[ask-ichiko-chan-deactivated2016]

“Well apparently not. They wanted six more.”

[ask-osomatsuno]

“Funny they needed six chicks in order to replace me, uhm?”

[ask-osomatsuno]

Oi, other me...happy birthday *ruffles his hair* I brought some booze and a buncha movies...which I may or may not have pirated but whatever (@oso-papa)

Happy birthday to us! And I guess we’ll be having our own drunk movie party tonight, uhm?

@oso-papa

[oso-papa]

I can definitely make that, anything else? I figure we should have a good birthday, so seriously whatever you want…I’ll do my best to make it happen

[ask-osomatsuno]

Naah, it’s good. We’ll be drinking and the last thing I wanna do is get sick on ya. Plus, not to sound cheesy, but it’s already good to just have someone for once.

[oso-papa]

Pfft it’s cool dude, being a bartender I’ve learned a lotta nifty tricks. Aww that’s sweet, thanks, likewise other me.

[ask-osomatsuno]

Nifty tricks? Hope you don’t have to use any of then afther I crash on your couch tonight then! Hehe, what you even have on your legally aquired movie stash?

[oso-papa]

Stuff like how to not barf or get hangovers. I’ve got all kinds of movies from Marvel to slasher classics…whatcha in the mood for?

[ask-osomatsuno]

That’s some usefull shit, uhm? Since we’re getting drunk, let’s watch The Prowler!

[ask-osomatsuno]

You have like, six sisters. How did you not know this?

I know mom and dad could still make more kids, but I figured six were already a hand full.

I’m pretty sure it was still a hand full even afther I was gone.

[ask-ichi-matsu-blog]

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NAME: Tougou’s Sex Life

RINGTONE: Yeppers

PICTURE: This is epic btw 

LAST TEXT RECEIVED: He’s like in 30′s and when you lose your virginity canonically. 

LAST TEXT SENT: So when are you gonna stop sucking grandpa dick and come home?

[ask-osomatsuno]

Happy birthday Osomatsu nii-san! [She gives him some acorns and a gift card] this is all I can afford !! (ask-femjyushi) //waves heyo (；・∀・)

Thank you, Onii-san will treas…

“Wait did she call me nii-san? Do I have a little sister? Since when I have a little sister?”

Osomatsu.exe stopped working

@ask-femjyushi has broken the boi

[asking-oskochan]

mod: money + osoko being hot = le greatest birthday gift osomatsu can’t ever resist

Dress my muse

Submit an outfit with a 👗and I’ll draw my muse in that outfit!

[ask-osomatsuno]

[asking-oskochan]

mod: money + osoko being hot = le greatest birthday gift osomatsu can’t ever resist

Dress my muse

Submit an outfit with a 👗and I’ll draw my muse in that outfit!

[the-matsu-bros]

Osomatsu: Thank you @ask-osomatsuno

[Oso approves]

[ask-osomatsuno]

You’re welcome, bro.

[miss-sweets]

【Osomatsu-san】  3331 ~ Eng Sub

[ask-osomatsuno]

Oi, other me...happy birthday *ruffles his hair* I brought some booze and a buncha movies...which I may or may not have pirated but whatever (@oso-papa)

Happy birthday to us! And I guess we’ll be having our own drunk movie party tonight, uhm?

@oso-papa

[oso-papa]

I can definitely make that, anything else? I figure we should have a good birthday, so seriously whatever you want…I’ll do my best to make it happen

[ask-osomatsuno]

Naah, it’s good. We’ll be drinking and the last thing I wanna do is get sick on ya. Plus, not to sound cheesy, but it’s already good to just have someone for once.

[oso-papa]

Pfft it’s cool dude, being a bartender I’ve learned a lotta nifty tricks. Aww that’s sweet, thanks, likewise other me.

[ask-osomatsuno]

Nifty tricks? Hope you don’t have to use any of then afther I crash on your couch tonight then! Hehe, what you even have on your legally aquired movie stash?

[midumatsu]

tou oso streaming doodles