Psaltarian

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Salutations, fellow Clergy members. As you all should know I am Mr Psaltarian, Marika's husband and Copia and Perpetua's uncle.

In the ministry there is certainly a handful of rules.

No transphobia

No racism

No homophobia

Etc

This is a safe space for most people, so don't be the person who ruins it.

MOD INFO!

The mod is a minor so do not send anything weird or be creepy.

[ask-psaltarian]

Hello, Mr. Psalty! 👋

Would you ever want to visit Sweden with your wife someday? 🇸🇪

Hello, Lucy.

Yes, I would. I definitely have before but I see no harm in going again, especially with Marika. She loves Sweden, as do I.

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can you set me up with papa v perpetua? thanks

- sister of sin who shall not be named

First off, how am I supposed to set you up with Perpetua if I don't even know your name? You think you can just go in anyone's inbox and go 'hey mind setting me up with xyz!?' Idiotic.

Speaking of idiotic, it's more idiotic that you think someone like me would set you up with Perpetua. Coming to me just for that is incredibly disrespectful and a waste of my time.

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Can you get me that one Oreo donut from Dunkin I think I've been cool enough... ^^" - @raging-ratmagedon

You want ME to get you a stupid drink from 'dunkin'? All because you think you've been cool. I can sense how lame you are through the screen. Get your own damn drink on your own time and stop wasting mine.

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Mr. Psaltarian, good day. Make it quick.. uh.. an opinion about the Queer community since it's pride month?

Good day, anon

My opinion on the queer community, in summary, is that I support it. I don't see why I would not or that anyone would think that I wouldn't. Happy pride.

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Mr big business guy, i have a question

favorite author and poet :)

I'm someone that prefers classic instead of modern, so I do not expect you to know these names. I would be impressed if you do, however.

As for the poet, John Donne I love, because he is a mix of love and religion. The love is intense and seductive, and shows true, raw love.. The religious ones are not perfectly pious.

As for the author, I love W.E.B. Du Bois. He writes about his raw experiences as a civil rights activist, he was a co-founder of NAACP.

[ask-psaltarian]

Buy Frater a box of donuts asap or no balls

What type of punishment is that? Really childish. I'm not one who needs balls anyways. Not like I'm gonna have children with Marika anytime soon.

In conclusion, the answer is no.

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Hey, Big P!

Putting “etc” leaves so much room for interpretation! I’ll just assume this ISN’T a safe space for Pescatarians 😬

Big P, Is it? Is that what I'm called by an anon after all I've done? You should be happy that I don't get you removed. It is "Mr Psaltarian" and nothing else unless you are Mr Nihil or Sister imperator.

That is such a strange thing to assume, wouldn't you agree? Considering that I am talking about people that harm others. I don't care about those damn pescatarians.

[ask-psaltarian]

Good afternoon Mr.psaltarian.

I am the brother of sin that you've been assigned for today, you may call me Jes!

I'm here to catch you up on current and past events in the ministry along with a tour or anything else you may need.

So far renovations are finally done, some things may have been changed around due to that, and frater imperator has unfortunately been in the hospital for a while.. he's been expecting you.

What would you like to do first?..

- @br0th3r-j3ster

I see, Jes. I appreciate your services, but I do believe they won't be needed too much. I have inside voices that tell me everything.

Nice update.. Frater has expected me. I see, darn kid can't keep himself out of trouble to save himself. Tsk, I will be there, soon.

I can do that first, yes.. Yes..

[br0th3r-j3ster]

I was aware of that beforehand, all siblings of sin seem to be for some reason... But uh- regardless. We are all glad you're back and well.

And that soon can be much sooner! Frater has luckily recovered enough to be stationed in the ministry infirmary for the rest of his recovery.

You probably already know where that is but they have expanded it this time around so there is a different route than what you would normally take, if you'll just follow me...

[ask-psaltarian]

Why wouldn't I be well, Jes. I'm not some sensitive, unstable, idiot.

He recovered, huh? I see. Frater will want to see me then. Stupid boy, he knows better than to just not be careful on the road. You know that too. The damn ministry changes are gonna be a problem I see, annoying not knowing how everything looks anymore.

Follow you,. Fine. But be fast, I have important places to be and have such a tight schedule.

[ask-psaltarian]

hi twin

Twin? Is that how you refer to your superior? The clergy? How informal. I expect you to be better next time when you speak to me, with the respect I've earned.

[ask-psaltarian]

Good afternoon Mr.psaltarian.

I am the brother of sin that you've been assigned for today, you may call me Jes!

I'm here to catch you up on current and past events in the ministry along with a tour or anything else you may need.

So far renovations are finally done, some things may have been changed around due to that, and frater imperator has unfortunately been in the hospital for a while.. he's been expecting you.

What would you like to do first?..

- @br0th3r-j3ster

I see, Jes. I appreciate your services, but I do believe they won't be needed too much. I have inside voices that tell me everything.

Nice update.. Frater has expected me. I see, darn kid can't keep himself out of trouble to save himself. Tsk, I will be there, soon.

I can do that first, yes.. Yes..

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mr. psaltarian, good evening.

Do you have any pets?

Oh and something I was wondering: why don't you have kids? Nihil has two so.. you didn't plan to have them or is there another reason?

Evening, Anon.

No, I do not have pets. Having a pet would overlap with my other responsibilities. Simply unrealistic.

As for kids well, Marika and I would've loved children but we already had our hands full with Copia, it was like having one of our own, but not. Plus other issues that I won't address currently.

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What’s your favorite sin?

Truly hard to think of, they are all so nice. However, if I had to pick one, pride.

Have you seen the way Primo acts? Geez, I'd love to be that blinded by myself. As well as having no self awareness.

He's fooling like a fool, but he's doubled down on doing so. Very unaware. It's admirable, really.

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What’s the strangest ritual you’ve ever performed?

Strangest, that's what you're lookin for?

The strangest ritual I've ever performed is whenever I tried to summon Satan himself. Goodness that failed.

You know what did show up though? A mangy, scrapped looking ghoul. Bottom of the barrel.

Ugh, this should've been an answer for most DISAPPOINTING ritual.

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What type of music do you like to listen to, Mr. Psaltarian? And can you yourself sing? Oh, and if you were papa for a day, what would your first decree be?

What kinda music do I listen to? Hm, Jazz of course. No doubt about it. Old rock as well.

Of course I can sing! What do you think a man like me in the 60s-90s was doing? Of course I never go to big stages, but karaoke was fun. Especially when Marika and I did it.

If I was papa what would my first decree be. Hm.. Loaded question that is.. I'd say that I would make people work hard. I don't think there's any reason to be acting a fool on the job.

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" Ah, Psaltarian. How's life goin' for you? "

@tobias-imperator

Life? Well life has been ok. To say the least of course. Things are slowly but surely coming together.