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hey, it’s the mun.

I’m deactivating my main. This blog is half-and-half active, but my main on this account is constantly flooded with discourse. So basically, I don’t know what to do with this blog.

Honestly I never got to reach what I wanted on this ask account, and if anyone wants to take the URL and use the same type of character/headcanons I won’t protest, just shoot me a message/ask.

Sorry to do this, guys!

#mun speaks

So why did you join the PTA in the first place? Also, why do you stay in it?

why did i join? for frisk, mainly. tori said it might be a good way to subtly make sure they were safe around the school. i guess that’s why i stay. that, and some of the nicer members of the pta make really good hotdogs.

Hi Mr. Sans. Um I just moved here from a different school across the country and I'm really having a touch time. I don't have my support group of friends by me anymore and even though they're a phone call or email away I can't just call them during school to calm me down if I start panicking. My parents and older siblings say I'll get used to it eventually but I don't know.... Do you have any advice for me? Please?

hey kiddo! it can be tough coming to new places. your friends will be there for you when you can talk to them. anxiety is hard and i understand completely...if there’s anyone here that seems less intimidating to you, try and make some friends! it’s a hard situation and you might dislike it for a while, because something new isn’t always something that seems good. just remember you can get through this, you’re stronger than you think. there’s always good things in bad situations. i wish you luck here, kiddo, and i hope you learn to adjust...you’ll get there, i promise!

I just transferred here and I can already say that I'd love to have you as a role model ((this is a really cute, funny, and often informative blog, thank you for running it!))

welcome to the club, kiddo! aww, that’s cute. if you need anything, you know where i am. mostve the kids here are pretty welcoming! ((thank you so much! honestly if this turns into an advice blog, i don’t mind! i do what i can. thanks for being here!!))

Sans, do you have any advice for an autistic kid who can't do well in school because of the way she's being taught? I'm really struggling here, and my parents won't help me...

hey there, kiddo. i know exactly how it feels to be taught in a way you don’t understand...if your parents wont help, i’d think about seeing if there’s any of your friends that understand. what worked for me was taking matters into my own hands and looking through sources of info until i found one i understood.it’s difficult to be neurodivergent in mainstream schools. toriel tries to be as open as possible with her teaching, considering that mainstream education is tailored towards the neurotypical. my biggest advice, kid, is that nobody can force you to learn in a way you can’t. sometimes you want to learn physically, like frisk, who prefers feeling textures or doing something to learn how to process a mechanic, sometimes you want to learn by seeing it in a simpler form. it’s okay. it’s okay that you learn different.if you can, take it into your own hands. for most things, there are resources out there catered more to neurodivergence. it’s terrible that you have to go through this because of silly human culture.

Christmas is a human holiday we're on December 24-January-2-3 they have off from school and on the 25th of December day you get them gifts and candy and food. And you can also get stuff for you and your friends also tell the others about it.

wow. it’s nice to have an actual explanation. frisk made us celebrate it but wouldn’t explain. thanks, kiddo! sounds fun. human holidays are nice.

How annoying is Linda.

i’m getting a lot of these questions. you kids really dislike linda, huh?

she can be pretty stubborn and very frustrating at times. especially when she tries to erase people’s identities. there’s a transguy dad in the PTA who joined recently...nice guy, except she keeps calling him a girl.

anyway, as much as i’d like to stop her from existing doing that, it’s mature to just deal.

Linda is rather PRUNE to spouting nonsense, isn't she? I bet she always judges a book by its cover. I wouldn't be surprised if no one ever taught her not to and if she grew up hearing stories about monsters under the bed. She is a reDUNKulous woman, in my opinion.

indeed, indeed.

sorry, i need a second, i’m wheezing.

Do you have any knock knock jokes? I a-door them

sure. nice pun.im not sure it’ll work in this context, but...

knock knock?

Oh, and by the way, I'm Meadow. ICE to MEAT you ^_^

oh my god.

...i have an immediate liking for anyone who introduces themselves with puns.

Calculator and pinboard

Calculator: List fifteen things that make you happyum, let's seePapyrus,Toriel,Frisk,freedom,mental stability,my friends,science,dogs,puns,Papyrus’ spaghetti,Grillby’s,Grillby as a person (nice guy),people who laugh at my jokes,people who make MORE jokes after my jokes,everyone being together,and uh...I dunno. rain? seems weird but...rain doesn’t actually really exist in the underground, it’s more condensation. Pinboard: What are you focusing on in your life right now?well, I mean, frisk keeps jumping up and down about something called Christmas. we don't really have it so it’s mostly trying to give them a normal human life and a normal monster life at the same time. it’s more difficult than you know.

Hey Sans! Hope you are having a great day and don't have to deal with Linda's shit or her lemon squares.

aw, thanks kid. dealing with linda sucks but it’s all worth it for you all, and the rest of the kids. we have voices, they don’t.

if you needed me to, i’d deal with linda and her shit and her lemon squares for the rest of time.

(although i hope you don't need me to.)

Are there any other people you hate in the PTA besides Linda?

hate is a strong word, but...

there are a couple people in the PTA who can be a little annoying and uh, prejudiced? (primarily the people who keep misgendering frisk.)but nobody really can rival how much of that linda has.

Has anyone seen you hurt Linda (if you ever did that)

surprisingly, i haven’t actually actively hurt linda.

yet.

How were you made

don’t your parents give you that talk?

well, when a mommy skeleton and a daddy skeleton, or two mommy skeletons, or two daddy skeletons, and maybe even baba skeletons, love each other very much, they uh...do some stuff which results in a slight split in their souls which go together to form a BABY skeleton.

but you should really ask your parents, kiddo!

How have the others react to Linda's lemon squares?

tori was...polite. she actually stomached one of them and threw it up later. everyone else hated them openly and linda was screaming something about discrimination so tori took one for the team.

a true sacrifice.

I feel bad for who has to marry Linda... "HAS"

now now, don't be rude. (i feel sorry for them too)

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