🍖-ask-raditz-🍖

Foolish mortals, feel free to beg for mercy! or ask questions, they both work i gues...

[ask-raditz-1]

introduction

I suppose an introuction's in order.

HELLO MORTALS! my name is Raditz! I've come to take over the earth! this account is just the beginning... FEEL FREE TO BEG FOR MERCY! or ask me questions....whatever

[ask-raditz-1]

guywho'sasstrongasasaibamansayswhat

YOU FOOOOOL for i can read VERY WELL .... that being said this language i cannot comprehend

[ask-raditz-1]

Why do you wear a speedo?

BREATHABILITY!

AND I HAVE A NICE ASS-

[ask-raditz-1]

Can I give you a ‘lil smooch?

If you can reach, climb my body and earn your smooch

[ask-raditz-1]

Let’s get married someday, yea? I already got my dress, you’re gonna love it 💕💕

well ;;; uuuh if you insist-

[ask-raditz-1]

Why are you so angry?

why are you not angry

(i'm lonely ;-;)

[ask-raditz-1]

If someome begs for mercy, do you usually just kill them anyway? Have you ever spared someone?

if they beg hard enough they get spared

as of recently i've been giving headpats

the loneliness is getting to me

[ask-raditz-1]

Brush your hair, brush your tail

HUH?!? you DARE!

how crude of you! you are not worthy!

[ask-raditz-1]

What if Vegeta was your brother?

Then I'd be prince of all Saiyans!

Wait-

In this scenario, which one of us is older, therefore inheriting the throne?

[ask-raditz-1]

Did your dad ever spank you?

Uuuh

Strange question but yes

He was rough with discipline

But one day I hit him back-

He was not pleased-

(art by @chickenoptyrx)

[bardockswife]

Gine ♡

[ask-raditz-1]

Mama!

:>

🫴💐

[ask-raditz-1]

Do you like Earth food?

Oh absolutely!

The way earthlings season meat is absolutely heavenly!

And their fruit!

I tried this thing called a "peach" and it was so amazing, juicy and plump.

And steak

Oooh

STEAK

[ask-raditz-1]

Your hair and your build.... was reminding me of someone. You ever heard of a guy named "Madara Uchiha"?

.......

No-

Totally

Never once heard of that name

Ever

(art by @chickenoptyrx)

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Well, here we are....

I didn't care to make a blob, or whatever the kids calls it these days.

Gine calls it exposure therapy, but I don't need that.

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do here, but I guess I'm just supposed to answer questions and interact with young adults and hormonal teens.... Goodie, this was totally on my bucket list.

(Mod: 23 ✌ have at it, please run with this 🙏)

[ask-raditz-1]

oh hey father! didn't think i'd find you here!

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Raditz!?

The hell is your big lame ass doing here?

[ask-raditz-1]

Hell has pretty decent WiFi- WAIT-

WHO ARE YOU CALLING LAME!

I'll have you known I've grown lots since the last time you saw me

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Yeah, in height and hair.

You're still a little brat and you're still lame as shit.

[ask-raditz-1]

oh wow i wonder where i got that from

father

(art by @chickenoptyrx)

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Hmph, as if you got that from me. I wouldn't have such a pitiful trait.

[ask-raditz-1]

oh wow, and who got killed with all the other saiyans? you that's who!

I survived, I survived the near extinction of our race! till...kakarot-

BUT I SURVIVED THAT LONG-

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Way to go, Raditz!!

You lived 20 more years longer before you fell at the hands of your weaker, younger, and cooler brother.

You may be my first born, you may be my smartest, but you're my most lamest son.

At least you didn't forget who the hell you were, unlike your cluts of a brother.

[ask-raditz-1]

it's so difficult to argue with you! you're so stubborn! i- ... i'm telling mum!

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

....You wouldn't dare

[ask-raditz-1]

oh i would... i would dare!

GINEEEEEE!

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

SHUT THE FUCK UP, YA LITTLE TATTLE!!

-Punch!-

[ask-raditz-1]

H-hey wait!

I'm already dead there's no need to hit me-

That being said-

-slap-

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

.... You hit like a bitch.

[ask-raditz-1]

wha-

uh-

you're a bitch-

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

NO!! YOU'RE A BITCH!!

[ask-raditz-1]

NO YOU!

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

HA!! AS IF!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GOT SLAIN BY A WEAKER SAIYAN AND NAMEKIAN!! TALK ABOUT A DOUBLE WHAMMY!!

[ask-raditz-1]

IT WAS 2 AGAINST 1

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

AND!? I HAD A LITERAL ARMY COMING AFTER ME, AND I STILL WHOOPED ALL THEIR ASSES!!

HOW DID MY BADASS GENES SKIP YOU AND GO TO KAKAROTT INSTEAD!?

[ask-raditz-1]

Your hair skipped me too

And I'm grateful for that!

I look fabulous ✨

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Yeah, you got your mother's hair, meaning you're less man and more bitch.

[ask-raditz-1]

if we keep this up this fight will never end-

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Yeah you're right....

So.... How's HFIL?

[ask-raditz-1]

Well...it's HFIL...

I might be getting out on good behaviour soon.

So that's cool-

Not much here, though things have been getting interesting after Cell got here

Frieza hates him-

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Good behavior huh? You've always been pretty good on that.

I've heard of Cell, Gohan told me quite a bit of him, he sounds powerful.

Why does Frieza hate him?

[ask-raditz-1]

not quite sure to be honest, but they have a bit of a rivalry

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

I'd pay to see that.

I bet they bitch at each others a lot too.

[ask-raditz-1]

pay?

come on down and visit, it's free

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

No thanks, I didn't exactly enjoy my time down there when I was there, why would I go back for free?

However, if Frieza starts getting his shit wrecked, call me and I'll be down there so fast, the night of your conception would seem slow.

[ask-raditz-1]

Please.... don't say that ever again-

I do not want to imagine it-

Oh kami-

I need to bleach my eyes-

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

HAHAHAHA!!!

Awwww!! Poor Raditz, are you having a hard time? You want me to pet your back and make it better?

[ask-raditz-1]

Well I don't exactly want to hear how you screwed mum-

Actually I'd rather not-

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Hush boy, you grew up listening to us make Kakarott, don't be so up tight.

[ask-raditz-1]

LOOK

I don't think you want to hear about my love life either-

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

You got one of those?

[ask-raditz-1]

...

YES

yes I have one of those

Or well

Had

I'm dead now-

[ask-raditz-1]

Who’s bigger - you or Kakarot?

I

AM

TALL

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Well, here we are....

I didn't care to make a blob, or whatever the kids calls it these days.

Gine calls it exposure therapy, but I don't need that.

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do here, but I guess I'm just supposed to answer questions and interact with young adults and hormonal teens.... Goodie, this was totally on my bucket list.

(Mod: 23 ✌ have at it, please run with this 🙏)

[ask-raditz-1]

oh hey father! didn't think i'd find you here!

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Raditz!?

The hell is your big lame ass doing here?

[ask-raditz-1]

Hell has pretty decent WiFi- WAIT-

WHO ARE YOU CALLING LAME!

I'll have you known I've grown lots since the last time you saw me

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Yeah, in height and hair.

You're still a little brat and you're still lame as shit.

[ask-raditz-1]

oh wow i wonder where i got that from

father

(art by @chickenoptyrx)

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Hmph, as if you got that from me. I wouldn't have such a pitiful trait.

[ask-raditz-1]

oh wow, and who got killed with all the other saiyans? you that's who!

I survived, I survived the near extinction of our race! till...kakarot-

BUT I SURVIVED THAT LONG-

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Way to go, Raditz!!

You lived 20 more years longer before you fell at the hands of your weaker, younger, and cooler brother.

You may be my first born, you may be my smartest, but you're my most lamest son.

At least you didn't forget who the hell you were, unlike your cluts of a brother.

[ask-raditz-1]

it's so difficult to argue with you! you're so stubborn! i- ... i'm telling mum!

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

....You wouldn't dare

[ask-raditz-1]

oh i would... i would dare!

GINEEEEEE!

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

SHUT THE FUCK UP, YA LITTLE TATTLE!!

-Punch!-

[ask-raditz-1]

H-hey wait!

I'm already dead there's no need to hit me-

That being said-

-slap-

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

.... You hit like a bitch.

[ask-raditz-1]

wha-

uh-

you're a bitch-

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

NO!! YOU'RE A BITCH!!

[ask-raditz-1]

NO YOU!

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

HA!! AS IF!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GOT SLAIN BY A WEAKER SAIYAN AND NAMEKIAN!! TALK ABOUT A DOUBLE WHAMMY!!

[ask-raditz-1]

IT WAS 2 AGAINST 1

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

AND!? I HAD A LITERAL ARMY COMING AFTER ME, AND I STILL WHOOPED ALL THEIR ASSES!!

HOW DID MY BADASS GENES SKIP YOU AND GO TO KAKAROTT INSTEAD!?

[ask-raditz-1]

Your hair skipped me too

And I'm grateful for that!

I look fabulous ✨

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Yeah, you got your mother's hair, meaning you're less man and more bitch.

[ask-raditz-1]

if we keep this up this fight will never end-

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Yeah you're right....

So.... How's HFIL?

[ask-raditz-1]

Well...it's HFIL...

I might be getting out on good behaviour soon.

So that's cool-

Not much here, though things have been getting interesting after Cell got here

Frieza hates him-

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Good behavior huh? You've always been pretty good on that.

I've heard of Cell, Gohan told me quite a bit of him, he sounds powerful.

Why does Frieza hate him?

[ask-raditz-1]

not quite sure to be honest, but they have a bit of a rivalry

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

I'd pay to see that.

I bet they bitch at each others a lot too.

[ask-raditz-1]

pay?

come on down and visit, it's free

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

No thanks, I didn't exactly enjoy my time down there when I was there, why would I go back for free?

However, if Frieza starts getting his shit wrecked, call me and I'll be down there so fast, the night of your conception would seem slow.

[ask-raditz-1]

Please.... don't say that ever again-

I do not want to imagine it-

Oh kami-

I need to bleach my eyes-

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

HAHAHAHA!!!

Awwww!! Poor Raditz, are you having a hard time? You want me to pet your back and make it better?

[ask-raditz-1]

Well I don't exactly want to hear how you screwed mum-

Actually I'd rather not-

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Hush boy, you grew up listening to us make Kakarott, don't be so up tight.

[ask-raditz-1]

LOOK

I don't think you want to hear about my love life either-

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Well, here we are....

I didn't care to make a blob, or whatever the kids calls it these days.

Gine calls it exposure therapy, but I don't need that.

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do here, but I guess I'm just supposed to answer questions and interact with young adults and hormonal teens.... Goodie, this was totally on my bucket list.

(Mod: 23 ✌ have at it, please run with this 🙏)

[ask-raditz-1]

oh hey father! didn't think i'd find you here!

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Raditz!?

The hell is your big lame ass doing here?

[ask-raditz-1]

Hell has pretty decent WiFi- WAIT-

WHO ARE YOU CALLING LAME!

I'll have you known I've grown lots since the last time you saw me

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Yeah, in height and hair.

You're still a little brat and you're still lame as shit.

[ask-raditz-1]

oh wow i wonder where i got that from

father

(art by @chickenoptyrx)

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Hmph, as if you got that from me. I wouldn't have such a pitiful trait.

[ask-raditz-1]

oh wow, and who got killed with all the other saiyans? you that's who!

I survived, I survived the near extinction of our race! till...kakarot-

BUT I SURVIVED THAT LONG-

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Way to go, Raditz!!

You lived 20 more years longer before you fell at the hands of your weaker, younger, and cooler brother.

You may be my first born, you may be my smartest, but you're my most lamest son.

At least you didn't forget who the hell you were, unlike your cluts of a brother.

[ask-raditz-1]

it's so difficult to argue with you! you're so stubborn! i- ... i'm telling mum!

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

....You wouldn't dare

[ask-raditz-1]

oh i would... i would dare!

GINEEEEEE!

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

SHUT THE FUCK UP, YA LITTLE TATTLE!!

-Punch!-

[ask-raditz-1]

H-hey wait!

I'm already dead there's no need to hit me-

That being said-

-slap-

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

.... You hit like a bitch.

[ask-raditz-1]

wha-

uh-

you're a bitch-

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

NO!! YOU'RE A BITCH!!

[ask-raditz-1]

NO YOU!

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

HA!! AS IF!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GOT SLAIN BY A WEAKER SAIYAN AND NAMEKIAN!! TALK ABOUT A DOUBLE WHAMMY!!

[ask-raditz-1]

IT WAS 2 AGAINST 1

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

AND!? I HAD A LITERAL ARMY COMING AFTER ME, AND I STILL WHOOPED ALL THEIR ASSES!!

HOW DID MY BADASS GENES SKIP YOU AND GO TO KAKAROTT INSTEAD!?

[ask-raditz-1]

Your hair skipped me too

And I'm grateful for that!

I look fabulous ✨

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Yeah, you got your mother's hair, meaning you're less man and more bitch.

[ask-raditz-1]

if we keep this up this fight will never end-

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Yeah you're right....

So.... How's HFIL?

[ask-raditz-1]

Well...it's HFIL...

I might be getting out on good behaviour soon.

So that's cool-

Not much here, though things have been getting interesting after Cell got here

Frieza hates him-

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

Good behavior huh? You've always been pretty good on that.

I've heard of Cell, Gohan told me quite a bit of him, he sounds powerful.

Why does Frieza hate him?

[ask-raditz-1]

not quite sure to be honest, but they have a bit of a rivalry

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

I'd pay to see that.

I bet they bitch at each others a lot too.

[ask-raditz-1]

pay?

come on down and visit, it's free

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

No thanks, I didn't exactly enjoy my time down there when I was there, why would I go back for free?

However, if Frieza starts getting his shit wrecked, call me and I'll be down there so fast, the night of your conception would seem slow.

[ask-raditz-1]

Please.... don't say that ever again-

I do not want to imagine it-

Oh kami-

I need to bleach my eyes-

[bard0ck-deactivated20231117]

HAHAHAHA!!!

Awwww!! Poor Raditz, are you having a hard time? You want me to pet your back and make it better?

[ask-raditz-1]

Well I don't exactly want to hear how you screwed mum-

Actually I'd rather not-