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@ask-random-lawyer-arcane
That's me.
My name is Jinx Kiramman you may call me Ms.Jin, Ms.Kiramman, Jin, J.J, J.K, etc. I do not go by Jinx, unfortunately the name was a gift.
i'm from Piltover and reside there as well.
i use She/They pronouns
i'm 5'12
I don't really have any friends
If you need a lawyer just hit me up.
No nsfw rps, asks are fine, cussing is ok, insulting is ok, etc
have a nice day.
Continuing from The Trial with @arcane-kidnapper @ask-random-lawyer-arcane
her features distort for a split second before she resumes her posed demeanour.
"Anna, who I have spoken to - is willing to testify that she requested the kidnapping be staged in order to upset her father, a scientist working at the academy." she clears her throat, "I also have a witness who may be willing to testify the effects of Shimmer on the mind."
she stands, "On that note, I wish to bring forth a piece of evidence that I believe may be of some importance to this case. If I may approach?"
She does not wait for an answer, her heels clicking as she walked across the room, placing the evidence on the table in front of Councillor Heimerdinger. it was a paintbrush of some sort, next to it was a vile of the drug Shimmer.
"I believe Councillor Salo could explain to you what that is." she says, flipping her hair and turning away to walk back to her client.
.....
"Is Anna physically present for this testimony?" Bolbok shoots back, "Otherwise, it will not be accepted."
Talis tenses at the mention of shimmer, and Heimerdinger looks curiously at Jin as she places the item down. Talis, being next to Heimerdinger, see's it first, "Shimmer? Where did you obtain this!?" he asked hurriedly.
Salo looks disgusted at the association, looking at the brush and drug with some disdain, "Shimmer. The undercity's prized illegal drug. What? You say I can explain it as if it's such a huge mystery to what that thing is."
"Miss Jin, for what purpose have you brought an illegal drug to the courtroom? I understand shimmer may be part of your argument, but it may have been unnecessary to bring it here. It is dangerous!" Heimerdinger scolds, looking stern.
"This Shimmer administering device was obtained by a.. recreational healer from the undercity." she turns to face the council.
"If you check it you will find one of the alleged victim's DNA on it in addition to a very large amount of shimmer." she clears her throat, "Council, I would ask you to ponder the effects of Shimmer on the mind. The drug is an adrenaline substitute, when administered it fights to keep the user alive at all cost." she paces in the courtroom, her pumps hitting the floor loudly every step. She gives Councillor Salo a quick glare before continuing her speech.
"We must consider that a certain victim could have hallucinated the entire scenario. perhaps all of the victims did, Shimmer has become quite the problem in both the Undercity and Piltover over the years." she sighs, shaking her head disappointedly.
"As for Anna and my Shimmer expert, I have checked with both of them and they are perfectly alright with testifying." she nods, moving back to Cane.
"Are you saying you believe one of the victims had been drugged prior, or had been taking this drug?" Shoola questions, "If so, which one?"
Salo did not like the glare. He was obviously extremely annoyed by it, but remained poker-faced, glancing between Jin and Cane.
"Unrestricted and poorly handled contraband within the academy is enough reason to nullify Miss Jin's credentials and send Arcane into Stillwater." Salo said smugly, "The contraband was not presented prior to trial, nor was any approval given to have the physical thing inside this room."
The crowd seems fearful and confused...whispers about the shimmer and such being spread across the houses.
"Shimmer has not been a problem in Piltover as of late, as the corrupted officers and ports of illegal items have been removed, and security has tightened." Jayce said hurriedly, as he is.. quite the symbol of Piltover's trade and travel.
She cleared her throat, "With all due respect, Councillors, Shimmer has most definitely been an issue among.. higher-ranking Piltovan officials." she sighed, "And as for the victim who this device was used on, I'm afraid I can't say - for privacy reasons of course." she turns her head to look at Councillor Salo, the look going widely unnoticed by the courtroom.
"I'm sure when you test the device you'll find a sufficient amount of his DNA though." she folds her arms, "Which should be satisfactory, yes?"
"And on the topic of poorly handled contraband, I can assure you that the evidence has not made its way to anyone else's hands." she nods.
"The evidence was not acquired until after the trial had started. if you wish, you may see the paperwork that was filed in order to collect the evidence." she unfolds her arms.
"Councillors, due to this evidence I wish to request a more lenient sentencing for my client. We know at least one of the alleged victims was being dosed with Shimmer, who's to say there weren't others who were also being drugged?" she lowers her head solemnly at the prospect.
Medarda chuckles, "You're using mighty big words. However, words without backbone are merely whispers, Miss Jin."
Now, most of the crowd was Piltovan houses with influence. So, when Jin said that, she was met with various displeased comments from the audience, barely bothered to hide it. The accusation apparently did not resonate well with anyone in the room.
"Silence, silence!" Heimerdinger insists, "Miss Jin, it is not helpful to dance around who you're accusing of using contraband!" the golden yordle said, yelling a bit louder than he usually did.
"I understand the want to get your client's sentence reduced, but you're providing nothing solid for us to truly reduce it!"
Bolbok's gears whir alive again, "You state that we "know" of the drugging, but as Councilor Heimerdinger has stated, you're just pointing your finger."
"Who did you obtain this from?" Talis cuts through, pointing at the shimmer and brush, "Confidentiality should not matter here, considering the fact it is contraband and court evidence. Where and how did you obtain Shimmer?? and how do we know that you're the only one this has been handled to?"
She makes her way back to Heimerdinger's seat, sliding him a few papers. on these papers there was detailed lab testing for the shimmer administering device and the DNA which resided on it.
She glanced over to Salo again before quietly making her way back to her client, standing beside him.
"I obtained it from a prostitute working in a brothel in the undercity. In addition to her profession, she participates in recreational healing methods, these treatments include the use of Shimmer on her clients." she nods, her words carrying zero judgment.
"Also on the papers which I handed to the professor is the paperwork I filed in order to obtain the device. if you check the brush you will find fingerprints belonging to one of the alleged victims as well as the woman who administered the drug." she folds her arms where she stood.
"So I would make the request again - for a friend, a husband, and a father - that you lower his sentence and stop this madness." her eyes were damp at the request.
Continuing from The Trial with @arcane-kidnapper @ask-random-lawyer-arcane
her features distort for a split second before she resumes her posed demeanour.
"Anna, who I have spoken to - is willing to testify that she requested the kidnapping be staged in order to upset her father, a scientist working at the academy." she clears her throat, "I also have a witness who may be willing to testify the effects of Shimmer on the mind."
she stands, "On that note, I wish to bring forth a piece of evidence that I believe may be of some importance to this case. If I may approach?"
She does not wait for an answer, her heels clicking as she walked across the room, placing the evidence on the table in front of Councillor Heimerdinger. it was a paintbrush of some sort, next to it was a vile of the drug Shimmer.
"I believe Councillor Salo could explain to you what that is." she says, flipping her hair and turning away to walk back to her client.
.....
"Is Anna physically present for this testimony?" Bolbok shoots back, "Otherwise, it will not be accepted."
Talis tenses at the mention of shimmer, and Heimerdinger looks curiously at Jin as she places the item down. Talis, being next to Heimerdinger, see's it first, "Shimmer? Where did you obtain this!?" he asked hurriedly.
Salo looks disgusted at the association, looking at the brush and drug with some disdain, "Shimmer. The undercity's prized illegal drug. What? You say I can explain it as if it's such a huge mystery to what that thing is."
"Miss Jin, for what purpose have you brought an illegal drug to the courtroom? I understand shimmer may be part of your argument, but it may have been unnecessary to bring it here. It is dangerous!" Heimerdinger scolds, looking stern.
"This Shimmer administering device was obtained by a.. recreational healer from the undercity." she turns to face the council.
"If you check it you will find one of the alleged victim's DNA on it in addition to a very large amount of shimmer." she clears her throat, "Council, I would ask you to ponder the effects of Shimmer on the mind. The drug is an adrenaline substitute, when administered it fights to keep the user alive at all cost." she paces in the courtroom, her pumps hitting the floor loudly every step. She gives Councillor Salo a quick glare before continuing her speech.
"We must consider that a certain victim could have hallucinated the entire scenario. perhaps all of the victims did, Shimmer has become quite the problem in both the Undercity and Piltover over the years." she sighs, shaking her head disappointedly.
"As for Anna and my Shimmer expert, I have checked with both of them and they are perfectly alright with testifying." she nods, moving back to Cane.
"Are you saying you believe one of the victims had been drugged prior, or had been taking this drug?" Shoola questions, "If so, which one?"
Salo did not like the glare. He was obviously extremely annoyed by it, but remained poker-faced, glancing between Jin and Cane.
"Unrestricted and poorly handled contraband within the academy is enough reason to nullify Miss Jin's credentials and send Arcane into Stillwater." Salo said smugly, "The contraband was not presented prior to trial, nor was any approval given to have the physical thing inside this room."
The crowd seems fearful and confused...whispers about the shimmer and such being spread across the houses.
"Shimmer has not been a problem in Piltover as of late, as the corrupted officers and ports of illegal items have been removed, and security has tightened." Jayce said hurriedly, as he is.. quite the symbol of Piltover's trade and travel.
She cleared her throat, "With all due respect, Councillors, Shimmer has most definitely been an issue among.. higher-ranking Piltovan officials." she sighed, "And as for the victim who this device was used on, I'm afraid I can't say - for privacy reasons of course." she turns her head to look at Councillor Salo, the look going widely unnoticed by the courtroom.
"I'm sure when you test the device you'll find a sufficient amount of his DNA though." she folds her arms, "Which should be satisfactory, yes?"
"And on the topic of poorly handled contraband, I can assure you that the evidence has not made its way to anyone else's hands." she nods.
"The evidence was not acquired until after the trial had started. if you wish, you may see the paperwork that was filed in order to collect the evidence." she unfolds her arms.
"Councillors, due to this evidence I wish to request a more lenient sentencing for my client. We know at least one of the alleged victims was being dosed with Shimmer, who's to say there weren't others who were also being drugged?" she lowers her head solemnly at the prospect.
AAAAAA did you see did you see??? was it badass????
-@ask-random-lawyer-arcane
I SAW! I SAW! IT WAS BADASS, YOUâRE BADASS!!
Gettin. that. shit. dismissed đĽłđĽłđĽł
youâre literally the best lawyer ever, like whaAAAAT
GAHHHH thank youuu!!!!
AAAAAA did you see did you see??? was it badass????
-@ask-random-lawyer-arcane
I SAW! I SAW! IT WAS BADASS, YOUâRE BADASS!!
Gettin. that. shit. dismissed đĽłđĽłđĽł
Continuing from The Trial with @arcane-kidnapper @ask-random-lawyer-arcane
her features distort for a split second before she resumes her posed demeanour.
"Anna, who I have spoken to - is willing to testify that she requested the kidnapping be staged in order to upset her father, a scientist working at the academy." she clears her throat, "I also have a witness who may be willing to testify the effects of Shimmer on the mind."
she stands, "On that note, I wish to bring forth a piece of evidence that I believe may be of some importance to this case. If I may approach?"
She does not wait for an answer, her heels clicking as she walked across the room, placing the evidence on the table in front of Councillor Heimerdinger. it was a paintbrush of some sort, next to it was a vile of the drug Shimmer.
"I believe Councillor Salo could explain to you what that is." she says, flipping her hair and turning away to walk back to her client.
.....
"Is Anna physically present for this testimony?" Bolbok shoots back, "Otherwise, it will not be accepted."
Talis tenses at the mention of shimmer, and Heimerdinger looks curiously at Jin as she places the item down. Talis, being next to Heimerdinger, see's it first, "Shimmer? Where did you obtain this!?" he asked hurriedly.
Salo looks disgusted at the association, looking at the brush and drug with some disdain, "Shimmer. The undercity's prized illegal drug. What? You say I can explain it as if it's such a huge mystery to what that thing is."
"Miss Jin, for what purpose have you brought an illegal drug to the courtroom? I understand shimmer may be part of your argument, but it may have been unnecessary to bring it here. It is dangerous!" Heimerdinger scolds, looking stern.
"This Shimmer administering device was obtained by a.. recreational healer from the undercity." she turns to face the council.
"If you check it you will find one of the alleged victim's DNA on it in addition to a very large amount of shimmer." she clears her throat, "Council, I would ask you to ponder the effects of Shimmer on the mind. The drug is an adrenaline substitute, when administered it fights to keep the user alive at all cost." she paces in the courtroom, her pumps hitting the floor loudly every step. She gives Councillor Salo a quick glare before continuing her speech.
"We must consider that a certain victim could have hallucinated the entire scenario. perhaps all of the victims did, Shimmer has become quite the problem in both the Undercity and Piltover over the years." she sighs, shaking her head disappointedly.
"As for Anna and my Shimmer expert, I have checked with both of them and they are perfectly alright with testifying." she nods, moving back to Cane.
Hello Doctor,
My name is Jin and I am a lawyer working on a case. could you come to court and testify about shimmer? It is important for my case.
-@ask-random-lawyer-arcane
Hello. To what benefit or relevance is this case for me, Miss Jin? Why should I testify?
Sharing how Shimmer works may prove to be intellectually stimulating.
I would also be in your debt, if you would happen to need a lawyer.
I do not see the need for a lawyer, ever. I also don't see the appeal of revealing that I am one who is heavily responsible for the creation of it.
I suppose that would just leave the option of me being in your debt.
A well-connected Piltovan with very little morals may be of use to you, correct?
There is no direct benefit towards me testifying â I have been working without the aid of Piltover for many years, and I don't intend to change perfectly fine ways just to testify for someone who I do not know or care of.
This must be a very desperate case for you if you are contacting me.
I could do without your testimony, however, I assumed you may be the most knowledgeable on the substance.
I would hate for there to be misconceptions made about your creation, wouldn't you?
There are many misconceptions about it already, I doubt a single clearance would do any good.
And you are firm in your ways? What if it did?
What if people understood it and how it worked? or why you've made it? or how it can help people?
Shimmer was never fully designed to be a true force of good. It's a means of preservation - artificial adrenaline. It keeps the body alive at many costs. I will not lie and say otherwise. The truth would also not be in your favor at all.
Oh that is perfectly fine, in my case I am just attempting to show how shimmer could effect a person both physically and mentally.
it would be better for my case if shimmer is truly the way you say it is.
Hm. I suppose, then. I cannot promise anything good from my appearance, though.
Anything you can present would be perfect.
Thank you.
â @arcane-kidnapper
THE TRIAL
Cane clears his throat awkwardly, peeking up at each of the councilors faces with a sheepish expression. When he meets Councilor Saloâs eyes, he winces, mouthing: âsorryâŚâ
The darkness of the room sets in as the roof's borders slide into place with a deafening click. Then, a spotlight is on Cane- the brightness of it awful.
Councilor Salo only sneers at the man, clearing his throat before speaking.
"Arcane Kidnapper," he starts, voice holding more disdain than it should, "For the crimes of kidnapping citizens, kidnapping governing officials, terrorization, theft, adultery, and general malicious activity â you are on trial in front of your city, a current minimum penalty of 15 years within Stillwater for your actions."
"How do you plead?"
Cane winces at the bright light, eyes squinted and nose scrunched.
As Councilor Salo lists off his crimes, Cane fiddles with his fingers. He clears his throat, âNotââ his voice cracks and he grimaces. âNot guilty!â
Surprised whispers erupts through the council room, Hoskel's expression hardening and before Salo was able to get another word in, the man erupts, "How crude!" he insists, "You have various accounts of evidence against you for your crimes, yet you plead not guilty?!"
Heimerdinger hushes Hoskel with a loud, "shh, shh! Let the man speak his case, Councilors. I am sure he has well reasoning for his plead."
The yordle gestures to Cane, then looks towards the man expectantly, a barely sympathetic expression on his face.
Salo scoffs, it's audible, but no one comments.
Cane swallows thickly, frowning. âUm,â he starts. Not a strong start, heâll have to admit. âWell, first of allââ his tone grows brazen, âAdultery? I meanâŚI committed no such act.â he says with a scoff, holding a finger up.
âAndâŚTerrorization? Again, I did nothing like that.â He pauses to think for a moment, tapping his chin. âYeah, no, Iâm not a frickinâ terrorist, I canât even think of anythingâŚâanyway; theft? Iâm a kidnapâI mean, Iâm neither a kidnapper nor a thief, soâŚâ
âAnd!â Cane interjects one more, before lowering his voice to normal. âThis is RACIST because I am a Zaunite!!â He huffs, crossing his arms indignantly.
"The crime of adultery may have been misplaced." Medarda hums, "Looking through these sources show that he has not done anything with a wed woman nor wed man. Dismiss that."
Oh, ever the savior.
"However, the terrorization does count towards the kidnapping of Councilor Salo and Councilor Hoskel." she stated, looking to the two fellow councilors, "As for whatever reason they were taken, it caused fear and distrust amongst the people."
A few "oohs" and more whispers pass through the crowd, the stares intensifying.
Bolbok's gears turn, the hiss of his voice becoming audible, "Your legal name is Arcane Kidnapper, and the pinned on the communications site known as... Tumblr, clearly states you were trying to, quote, "live up to your name." "
"If that is not incriminating enough, there are various posts showcasing your victims."
When Bolbok is interrupted again, the courtroom almost erupts again, but goes silent. Councilor Shoola stiffens at the mention, looking to - you guessed it, Salo and Hoskel, a warning look on her face.
"You being from the Undercity has nothing to do with this." she informed before anyone else could, "That fact was not pulled into consideration whatsoever before this trial. You are not on trial for such a thing- you are on trial for your malicious activities."
Cane pauses, opening his mouth to speak but closing it again, blubbering like a fish before his shoulders slump.
âOkay, it was photoshopâŚâ Cane mumbles halfheartedly, rolling his eyes as he suddenly finds the ceiling to be quite interesting. âLikeâŚObviiiiâ! Duhhh.â He laughs nervously. He then makes a quiet âOh!â noise, and you could probably see the light bulb illuminating over his head.
âI have a wife. And kids.â Cane looks back at the Councilorâs, nodding gravely. âI have a baby in the oven, My wife, Ivy? Yeah. Six whole months along. SIX! AndâŚI thinkâŚuhhh.â he counts his fingers, muttering under his breath. â4 pets. We got-we-we got, Opie. Heâs a new one, a golden retriever. Heâs adorable, Iâd love to show you a picture some time?â He giggles. âUhh, we got Tater! A skrunkly wobbly lilâ cat. We have, uhhhh, DEX! A cute lilâ guinea pig. And we have Muffin. Sheâs a Sphynx, absolutely cuddly.â
Cane smiles proudly, âYeah, so, Iâm actually a prettyâŚgood guy, Iâd say.â he glances back at the audience. âI mean come on!â he waves his hands around, gesturing to himself. âLook at me, guys! Guys, guysââ he spins around slowly. âDo I even look like Iâd do anything so harmful? Like câmon.â he chuckles shaking his head. âThis is silly.â He turns back to the council with an innocent smile.
The whispers never ceased.
At least the Council let him finish talking before speaking - even if Hoskel was a little amused by the stuttering... and Talis seemed more concerned than anything.
"Although we appreciate the story, it doesn't really help your case." Councilor Talis said slowly, "Anyone, no matter their background or how successful and happy they seem, can be corrupt."
"Unless an external source can prove you're not the one who was responsible for the kidnappings!" Councilor Salo introjects, "Which, it is impossible to not be you. Both Councilor Hoskel and I had seen your face, it's impossible to be coincidental that you have the exact same features down to the last lash and not be the one who was responsible."
Kiramman hums, "He is a family man, it seems. Even if he is responsible, fifteen years for such a case seems horrible and unfair to him and his family."
"He should've thought about that before doing anything!" Hoskel shouts.
"We have an Ethos." Shoola reminds, "If he is responsible, he should not have fifteen years, but ten, minimum."
"Ten!? With the case of kidnapping not one- but two councilors? as well as innocents!?"
Wow.. these people dissolved to "debate" quickly.
"Quiet!" Heimerdinger suddenly shouted, tiny hands slamming onto the table, "Now..."
"Mr. Arcane-Kidnapper, do you have any external witness or alibis besides your family that you are not responsible for any of your crimes?"
Silence.
Cane coughs, âUh.â he wracks his brain for a moment, gnawing at his lip. âShit, uh, hold on! I-I need to think. Stop lookinâ at meâŚâ He turns his back to the council, tapping his foot against the ground.
âAh-ha!â He swivels around so quick he alerts the enforcers by the entrance, but he just gives them a âW.T.F man?â look, before looking back at the council. âBesides my family? Well, Mr. @shimmer-bunny can! Heâs a, uhâŚuhâŚa friend? I think? yeahâŚmaybe Jay canâŚhuhâŚâ He starts muttering under his breath, rubbing at his chin thoughtfully.
"Jay?" Salo questions, opening his mouth and promptly getting shut up by a glare from Medarda.
"Sources indicate that he is your room mate, yes?" she calmly asks, "Is your room mate present to testify for you?"
She knew the answer. They all did, probably.
"If that is all you have for your testimony, unless another individual presents themselves against or in your favor, you will remain within the academy's holding cells."
Medarda's voice was calculated. Kiramman chimes in. "He cannot be kept there forever. A thirty-day waiting period, perhaps? Then he can be re-trailed."
Hoskel huffs... "I see no need for a retrail. Make it fifteen, I say! and if no further evidence in his favor is presented, he will be sent to Stillwater."
Talis looks at Cane, then to the crowd, as if trying to see if anyone was willing to testify.
A satisfied, smug look is on Salo's face, now. "All in favor?" the blonde man declared, hand raising up as a slightly-less blaring spotlight shines over him.
Immediately, Torman Hoskel raises his hand as well. Hesitant, Cassandra Kiramman and Irius Bolbok do as well. Four to four.
Medarda and Talis look to Cane.
Say something.
Cane notices the look from the two councilorâs, his brows pulling together as he gnaws on his lip.
âWAIT!â Cane suddenly blurts, âWait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT!!!â Cane flails his hands. âPlease, Iâm-I-Iâm-Iâm like, Iâm like, like, like literallyâŚâ he breathes, âIâm begging.â He says weakly. âIâŚâ he runs a hand down his face. âIâm sorry,â He looks to Councilor Salo, then Hoskel.
âI know it doesnât mean much, butâŚâ He frowns. âI wasnât trying to create trauma, or hurt anyoneâŚâ he says. âI know you know that I actually fuckinâ did the crimesâpardon my language, and I canât escape some sort of punishment, but I canâtâŚâ He looks down, âIâm not gonna admit anything, but I am sorry. I didnâtâŚhave malicious intent with the things IâŚâ he pauses. âListen, I canât just be away fromâŚfrom my family.â
He looks at the councilorâs, gaze pleading. âYou have to understand. Father to fatâI donât even know if any of you have kids but, you know how that can fuck a kid up! Now imagine!â he says, voice raising. âMy daughter, right, Carrie? She-she grows up without her father, sheâs only told stories from her mom, and-and whoever, and sheâll learn about this case, and this trial, and either sheâll view me as a role model and do the same things I do, and give you guys another criminal, or sheâll hate me.â His voice breaks, âAnd I swear, I wonât change for you allââ distaste creeps into his voice, âBut I will change for my baby, and I-Iâll do anything to prove it. Lock me up, put me onâI donât knowâgive me an ankle monitor, just donâtâŚtake me away from my family.â
The whispers increase with each and every word, his stutter apparently not something the Piltovans found convincing. The Council's expressions harden, as if this was some practiced play. Talis was a little slow to follow, but... he has the spirit.
Councilor Kiramman's softened, then. She puts her hand down and her light slowly flicks off. "Let us postpone the vote more. He has more to discuss."
"You can't just-"
"So be it." Bolbok cuts in, "You plead guilty, now. If this is full admission to your crimes, your sentence in Stillwater will be 10 years."
"He has just begged us to not imprison him in Stillwater. His family cannot visit him there." Talis yelled, "Surely, we have a...cell in Piltover for him? Or a lesser punishment?"
"This trencher-"
"His district should not determine his punishment, Councilor Hoskel!"
"Oh, Pardon me, though! What!? We let him get out with a 'lesser' punishment, what is next!?" Hoskel argues, standing up, "Who gets taken next? If we let one of them do these things, we're telling the rest of them it's okay to do it! 'Just because he has a family'? please."
"The people of the Undercity are still people of Piltover." Heimerdinger hushes, "Do not separate them from us. Yes, it is not right to give him a lesser punishment - just because, but it is right to allow him a lesser punishment as he is showing repentance for his crime, and a will to change."
...No one argues with Heimerdinger, yet.
"My boy-" he continues, "What you did is not right, you know this, yes?"
Cane scoffs as they debate, rolling his eyes as âTrencherâ leaves one of their mouths. âI thought this wasnât about where I was from?â he grumbles under his breath.
As Councilor Heimerdinger addresses him, Cane frowns, looking down at his feet and twiddling his thumbs, âI know,â he clears his throat. âI⌠would like to speak with my lawyer Ms. @ask-random-lawyer-arcane, please.â he nods seriously.
A few of the council members talk to each other - really, just Salo scolding Hoskel under his breath and Talis whispering to Medarda.
What a messy trial.
"You may!" Heimerdinger declares loudly, "May your lawyer step forward?"
"Good day Council members." she nodded, "I am Jin, cane's lawyer."
the red-haired woman stepped forward, giving a small bow to the council.
Cane lets out a big breath of relief, nodding his head rapidly. âYup, Lawyer. Thank Janna youâre here.â he sighs.
"Apologies for not stepping in earlier." she frowns, giving cane's shoulder a pat.
Medarda and Shoola turn to each other, some looks exchanged, but otherwise, they all return to the poker-faced practice.
"Good day, Miss Jin." Heimerdinger enthusiasticly greets (and at this point, it's hard to tell if it's actual enthusiasm), "Would you and your client wish to speak in private, or has the defense already been prepared?"
Talis...Jayce Talis... he seemed so confused as to why Cane would only call for his lawyer now. He didn't know lawyers were even a thing for this matter.
"my only request would be for you to re-read his charges, otherwise I am all in order." she flashes a tight lipped smile, resting her hands in front of her.
âWait, what? Thatâs it?!â Cane whisper-yells to her, looking aghast. âLower my sentence!â
she folds her arms, "I will, it's all a part of my case." she whisper-yells to him. "if all goes well I can get your sentence knocked down to practically nothing."
Caneâs lips purse into an âoâ shape, and he nods. âRightâŚI knew that.â he clears his throat and straightens up.
she turns back to the council, "Unless I am mistaken - his charges are 'kidnapping citizens, kidnapping governing officials, terrorization, theft and general malicious activity'" She clears her throat, "Correct?"
"Yes." Heimerdinger answers, "Though, the case of malicious activity.."
"We are not dropping that charge." Bolbok hissed, "The only charge we should have been willing to debate was adultery. It has been dropped."
Shoola sighs, "We must be keeping the law in mind and not just personal afflictions." She says, looking at Hoskel and Salo, "We are councilors. If we judge this man incorrectly, it is on us."
"I agree." Kiramman chimes, "Miss Jin, do you require proof of each of the crimes?"
she folds her arms, "Yes, i would like to see this 'proof'. Once you are finished I have prepared a case of my own."
"Very well. Councilor Talis? The projections, please." Kiramman stated, looking towards Talis, who stands up.
Councilor Talis takes out a medium device, "As well as these physical copies of various postsâ" he coughs out, pressing the device and watching as it whirs to life, "There are these projections, for viewing."
He sounded so proud. The machine stuttered but began 'projecting' a hologramâ
Heimerdinger looks a tinge angry, but eh...
Damn. Did they really print this stuff out?
the projections are lightened blue and ...yeah.
"This is just a few examples taken from the application, Tumblr."
(under cut. admin got lazy.)
"Hm. Interesting." she inspects the evidence.
"Well today I hope to reduce my client's sentence as much as possible so that he may stay with his pregnant wife and not abandon his family." she sighs, patting Cane on the back.
She clears her throat, "My client, Cane, is a light in his friends and family's lives." she nods, "He's worked hard to get where he is today - a victim of circumstance." she sighs again.
"He used to live in the undercity, as all of you know - but today he lives in an elegant home in Piltover with his wife, their animals, and a family friend. Why would he throw all of that away? after all he's done to get to where he is today?" she folds her arms.
"May I call a character witness for the council? Miss. Ivy Kidnapper?" she clears her throat, "Mr.Kidnapper's wife and the mother of his children."
"We're not here for pity stories." Salo huffs, "Whatever his backstory may be, kidnapping anyone ..."
Salo (forces a) shudder, "Is horrible."
Heimerdinger sighs, then nods, "Call a witness, yes. You may."
Bolbok turns his head, "His wife may be biased."
"A witness is a witness, Councilor Bolbok."
"I call upon my first witness, @watercolor-3yes, Ivy specifically." she nods, turning to the witness.
"Hello Ivy, would you care to tell us about your husband Arcane?" she smiles to Ivy.
"Would you say that you spend a lot of time with him?" she asks.
Ivy shifts in her seat, her right hand idly rubbing her stomach. âWell, Arcane and I do spend a lot of time together. Heâs a lovely man and a really sweet person. Heâs great with the kids, well, the fur babies we have and Carrie whoâs not even born yet.â She smiles.
"Oh? Would you say that he is a good man?" she smiles, nodding.
âDefinitely, yes, he is a good man.â Ivy replies. âHeâs the best man I know.â
She nods, "Thank you, Ivy, you may sit down."
she turns back to the Council, clearing her throat.
"Arcane has a family who he loves and that he works hard to support. He's cultivated such a life on his own through hard work and determination, I'm sure some of you could understand such a struggle." she nods solemnly.
Kiramman nods but doesn't speak for a while. Her hands clasp together in front of her, and she looks tense. Talis, similarly, looks a little tense. Though the reason is more unknown.
"The law clearly states any and all individuals who have harmed governing officials mentally, physically, emotionally, or psychologically are subject to minimum five years per official. Not to mention the potential harm done to Caitlyn Kiramman, Sky Young, Maddie Nolen and 'Anne', some of the few citizens he has kidnapped." Bolbok's voice hums, "Maddie Nolen is an officer, Sky Young and Anne are Academy students, Caitlyn Kiramman is the daughter to Cassandra Kiramman, a councilor. It could add up to another 10 years."
"If you wish to be reducing your client's sentence, why focus on who he is? Why not argue against the fact that he has kidnapped and publicly admitted to kidnapping several people?"
Bolbok's voice was harsh, and Councilor Kiramman's glare hardened.
"Though we understand he seems to be a dedicated father and husband.." Shoola begins, the clicking of her neckpiece punctuating her words, "It does not dismiss his crimes, and if anything, the crimes lessen his credibility, as if he truly was someone who cared for his family, he would not have done such things knowing the risk."
her features distort for a split second before she resumes her posed demeanour.
"Anna, who I have spoken to - is willing to testify that she requested the kidnapping be staged in order to upset her father, a scientist working at the academy." she clears her throat, "I also have a witness who may be willing to testify the effects of Shimmer on the mind."
she stands, "On that note, I wish to bring forth a piece of evidence that I believe may be of some importance to this case. If I may approach?"
She does not wait for an answer, her heels clicking as she walked across the room, placing the evidence on the table in front of Councillor Heimerdinger. it was a paintbrush of some sort, next to it was a vile of the drug Shimmer.
"I believe Councillor Salo could explain to you what that is." she says, flipping her hair and turning away to walk back to her client.
Hello Doctor,
My name is Jin and I am a lawyer working on a case. could you come to court and testify about shimmer? It is important for my case.
-@ask-random-lawyer-arcane
Hello. To what benefit or relevance is this case for me, Miss Jin? Why should I testify?
Sharing how Shimmer works may prove to be intellectually stimulating.
I would also be in your debt, if you would happen to need a lawyer.
I do not see the need for a lawyer, ever. I also don't see the appeal of revealing that I am one who is heavily responsible for the creation of it.
I suppose that would just leave the option of me being in your debt.
A well-connected Piltovan with very little morals may be of use to you, correct?
There is no direct benefit towards me testifying â I have been working without the aid of Piltover for many years, and I don't intend to change perfectly fine ways just to testify for someone who I do not know or care of.
This must be a very desperate case for you if you are contacting me.
I could do without your testimony, however, I assumed you may be the most knowledgeable on the substance.
I would hate for there to be misconceptions made about your creation, wouldn't you?
There are many misconceptions about it already, I doubt a single clearance would do any good.
And you are firm in your ways? What if it did?
What if people understood it and how it worked? or why you've made it? or how it can help people?
Shimmer was never fully designed to be a true force of good. It's a means of preservation - artificial adrenaline. It keeps the body alive at many costs. I will not lie and say otherwise. The truth would also not be in your favor at all.
Oh that is perfectly fine, in my case I am just attempting to show how shimmer could effect a person both physically and mentally.
it would be better for my case if shimmer is truly the way you say it is.
Hello Doctor,
My name is Jin and I am a lawyer working on a case. could you come to court and testify about shimmer? It is important for my case.
-@ask-random-lawyer-arcane
Hello. To what benefit or relevance is this case for me, Miss Jin? Why should I testify?
Sharing how Shimmer works may prove to be intellectually stimulating.
I would also be in your debt, if you would happen to need a lawyer.
I do not see the need for a lawyer, ever. I also don't see the appeal of revealing that I am one who is heavily responsible for the creation of it.
I suppose that would just leave the option of me being in your debt.
A well-connected Piltovan with very little morals may be of use to you, correct?
There is no direct benefit towards me testifying â I have been working without the aid of Piltover for many years, and I don't intend to change perfectly fine ways just to testify for someone who I do not know or care of.
This must be a very desperate case for you if you are contacting me.
I could do without your testimony, however, I assumed you may be the most knowledgeable on the substance.
I would hate for there to be misconceptions made about your creation, wouldn't you?
There are many misconceptions about it already, I doubt a single clearance would do any good.
And you are firm in your ways? What if it did?
What if people understood it and how it worked? or why you've made it? or how it can help people?
â @arcane-kidnapper
THE TRIAL
Cane clears his throat awkwardly, peeking up at each of the councilors faces with a sheepish expression. When he meets Councilor Saloâs eyes, he winces, mouthing: âsorryâŚâ
The darkness of the room sets in as the roof's borders slide into place with a deafening click. Then, a spotlight is on Cane- the brightness of it awful.
Councilor Salo only sneers at the man, clearing his throat before speaking.
"Arcane Kidnapper," he starts, voice holding more disdain than it should, "For the crimes of kidnapping citizens, kidnapping governing officials, terrorization, theft, adultery, and general malicious activity â you are on trial in front of your city, a current minimum penalty of 15 years within Stillwater for your actions."
"How do you plead?"
Cane winces at the bright light, eyes squinted and nose scrunched.
As Councilor Salo lists off his crimes, Cane fiddles with his fingers. He clears his throat, âNotââ his voice cracks and he grimaces. âNot guilty!â
Surprised whispers erupts through the council room, Hoskel's expression hardening and before Salo was able to get another word in, the man erupts, "How crude!" he insists, "You have various accounts of evidence against you for your crimes, yet you plead not guilty?!"
Heimerdinger hushes Hoskel with a loud, "shh, shh! Let the man speak his case, Councilors. I am sure he has well reasoning for his plead."
The yordle gestures to Cane, then looks towards the man expectantly, a barely sympathetic expression on his face.
Salo scoffs, it's audible, but no one comments.
Cane swallows thickly, frowning. âUm,â he starts. Not a strong start, heâll have to admit. âWell, first of allââ his tone grows brazen, âAdultery? I meanâŚI committed no such act.â he says with a scoff, holding a finger up.
âAndâŚTerrorization? Again, I did nothing like that.â He pauses to think for a moment, tapping his chin. âYeah, no, Iâm not a frickinâ terrorist, I canât even think of anythingâŚâanyway; theft? Iâm a kidnapâI mean, Iâm neither a kidnapper nor a thief, soâŚâ
âAnd!â Cane interjects one more, before lowering his voice to normal. âThis is RACIST because I am a Zaunite!!â He huffs, crossing his arms indignantly.
"The crime of adultery may have been misplaced." Medarda hums, "Looking through these sources show that he has not done anything with a wed woman nor wed man. Dismiss that."
Oh, ever the savior.
"However, the terrorization does count towards the kidnapping of Councilor Salo and Councilor Hoskel." she stated, looking to the two fellow councilors, "As for whatever reason they were taken, it caused fear and distrust amongst the people."
A few "oohs" and more whispers pass through the crowd, the stares intensifying.
Bolbok's gears turn, the hiss of his voice becoming audible, "Your legal name is Arcane Kidnapper, and the pinned on the communications site known as... Tumblr, clearly states you were trying to, quote, "live up to your name." "
"If that is not incriminating enough, there are various posts showcasing your victims."
When Bolbok is interrupted again, the courtroom almost erupts again, but goes silent. Councilor Shoola stiffens at the mention, looking to - you guessed it, Salo and Hoskel, a warning look on her face.
"You being from the Undercity has nothing to do with this." she informed before anyone else could, "That fact was not pulled into consideration whatsoever before this trial. You are not on trial for such a thing- you are on trial for your malicious activities."
Cane pauses, opening his mouth to speak but closing it again, blubbering like a fish before his shoulders slump.
âOkay, it was photoshopâŚâ Cane mumbles halfheartedly, rolling his eyes as he suddenly finds the ceiling to be quite interesting. âLikeâŚObviiiiâ! Duhhh.â He laughs nervously. He then makes a quiet âOh!â noise, and you could probably see the light bulb illuminating over his head.
âI have a wife. And kids.â Cane looks back at the Councilorâs, nodding gravely. âI have a baby in the oven, My wife, Ivy? Yeah. Six whole months along. SIX! AndâŚI thinkâŚuhhh.â he counts his fingers, muttering under his breath. â4 pets. We got-we-we got, Opie. Heâs a new one, a golden retriever. Heâs adorable, Iâd love to show you a picture some time?â He giggles. âUhh, we got Tater! A skrunkly wobbly lilâ cat. We have, uhhhh, DEX! A cute lilâ guinea pig. And we have Muffin. Sheâs a Sphynx, absolutely cuddly.â
Cane smiles proudly, âYeah, so, Iâm actually a prettyâŚgood guy, Iâd say.â he glances back at the audience. âI mean come on!â he waves his hands around, gesturing to himself. âLook at me, guys! Guys, guysââ he spins around slowly. âDo I even look like Iâd do anything so harmful? Like câmon.â he chuckles shaking his head. âThis is silly.â He turns back to the council with an innocent smile.
The whispers never ceased.
At least the Council let him finish talking before speaking - even if Hoskel was a little amused by the stuttering... and Talis seemed more concerned than anything.
"Although we appreciate the story, it doesn't really help your case." Councilor Talis said slowly, "Anyone, no matter their background or how successful and happy they seem, can be corrupt."
"Unless an external source can prove you're not the one who was responsible for the kidnappings!" Councilor Salo introjects, "Which, it is impossible to not be you. Both Councilor Hoskel and I had seen your face, it's impossible to be coincidental that you have the exact same features down to the last lash and not be the one who was responsible."
Kiramman hums, "He is a family man, it seems. Even if he is responsible, fifteen years for such a case seems horrible and unfair to him and his family."
"He should've thought about that before doing anything!" Hoskel shouts.
"We have an Ethos." Shoola reminds, "If he is responsible, he should not have fifteen years, but ten, minimum."
"Ten!? With the case of kidnapping not one- but two councilors? as well as innocents!?"
Wow.. these people dissolved to "debate" quickly.
"Quiet!" Heimerdinger suddenly shouted, tiny hands slamming onto the table, "Now..."
"Mr. Arcane-Kidnapper, do you have any external witness or alibis besides your family that you are not responsible for any of your crimes?"
Silence.
Cane coughs, âUh.â he wracks his brain for a moment, gnawing at his lip. âShit, uh, hold on! I-I need to think. Stop lookinâ at meâŚâ He turns his back to the council, tapping his foot against the ground.
âAh-ha!â He swivels around so quick he alerts the enforcers by the entrance, but he just gives them a âW.T.F man?â look, before looking back at the council. âBesides my family? Well, Mr. @shimmer-bunny can! Heâs a, uhâŚuhâŚa friend? I think? yeahâŚmaybe Jay canâŚhuhâŚâ He starts muttering under his breath, rubbing at his chin thoughtfully.
"Jay?" Salo questions, opening his mouth and promptly getting shut up by a glare from Medarda.
"Sources indicate that he is your room mate, yes?" she calmly asks, "Is your room mate present to testify for you?"
She knew the answer. They all did, probably.
"If that is all you have for your testimony, unless another individual presents themselves against or in your favor, you will remain within the academy's holding cells."
Medarda's voice was calculated. Kiramman chimes in. "He cannot be kept there forever. A thirty-day waiting period, perhaps? Then he can be re-trailed."
Hoskel huffs... "I see no need for a retrail. Make it fifteen, I say! and if no further evidence in his favor is presented, he will be sent to Stillwater."
Talis looks at Cane, then to the crowd, as if trying to see if anyone was willing to testify.
A satisfied, smug look is on Salo's face, now. "All in favor?" the blonde man declared, hand raising up as a slightly-less blaring spotlight shines over him.
Immediately, Torman Hoskel raises his hand as well. Hesitant, Cassandra Kiramman and Irius Bolbok do as well. Four to four.
Medarda and Talis look to Cane.
Say something.
Cane notices the look from the two councilorâs, his brows pulling together as he gnaws on his lip.
âWAIT!â Cane suddenly blurts, âWait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT!!!â Cane flails his hands. âPlease, Iâm-I-Iâm-Iâm like, Iâm like, like, like literallyâŚâ he breathes, âIâm begging.â He says weakly. âIâŚâ he runs a hand down his face. âIâm sorry,â He looks to Councilor Salo, then Hoskel.
âI know it doesnât mean much, butâŚâ He frowns. âI wasnât trying to create trauma, or hurt anyoneâŚâ he says. âI know you know that I actually fuckinâ did the crimesâpardon my language, and I canât escape some sort of punishment, but I canâtâŚâ He looks down, âIâm not gonna admit anything, but I am sorry. I didnâtâŚhave malicious intent with the things IâŚâ he pauses. âListen, I canât just be away fromâŚfrom my family.â
He looks at the councilorâs, gaze pleading. âYou have to understand. Father to fatâI donât even know if any of you have kids but, you know how that can fuck a kid up! Now imagine!â he says, voice raising. âMy daughter, right, Carrie? She-she grows up without her father, sheâs only told stories from her mom, and-and whoever, and sheâll learn about this case, and this trial, and either sheâll view me as a role model and do the same things I do, and give you guys another criminal, or sheâll hate me.â His voice breaks, âAnd I swear, I wonât change for you allââ distaste creeps into his voice, âBut I will change for my baby, and I-Iâll do anything to prove it. Lock me up, put me onâI donât knowâgive me an ankle monitor, just donâtâŚtake me away from my family.â
The whispers increase with each and every word, his stutter apparently not something the Piltovans found convincing. The Council's expressions harden, as if this was some practiced play. Talis was a little slow to follow, but... he has the spirit.
Councilor Kiramman's softened, then. She puts her hand down and her light slowly flicks off. "Let us postpone the vote more. He has more to discuss."
"You can't just-"
"So be it." Bolbok cuts in, "You plead guilty, now. If this is full admission to your crimes, your sentence in Stillwater will be 10 years."
"He has just begged us to not imprison him in Stillwater. His family cannot visit him there." Talis yelled, "Surely, we have a...cell in Piltover for him? Or a lesser punishment?"
"This trencher-"
"His district should not determine his punishment, Councilor Hoskel!"
"Oh, Pardon me, though! What!? We let him get out with a 'lesser' punishment, what is next!?" Hoskel argues, standing up, "Who gets taken next? If we let one of them do these things, we're telling the rest of them it's okay to do it! 'Just because he has a family'? please."
"The people of the Undercity are still people of Piltover." Heimerdinger hushes, "Do not separate them from us. Yes, it is not right to give him a lesser punishment - just because, but it is right to allow him a lesser punishment as he is showing repentance for his crime, and a will to change."
...No one argues with Heimerdinger, yet.
"My boy-" he continues, "What you did is not right, you know this, yes?"
Cane scoffs as they debate, rolling his eyes as âTrencherâ leaves one of their mouths. âI thought this wasnât about where I was from?â he grumbles under his breath.
As Councilor Heimerdinger addresses him, Cane frowns, looking down at his feet and twiddling his thumbs, âI know,â he clears his throat. âI⌠would like to speak with my lawyer Ms. @ask-random-lawyer-arcane, please.â he nods seriously.
A few of the council members talk to each other - really, just Salo scolding Hoskel under his breath and Talis whispering to Medarda.
What a messy trial.
"You may!" Heimerdinger declares loudly, "May your lawyer step forward?"
"Good day Council members." she nodded, "I am Jin, cane's lawyer."
the red-haired woman stepped forward, giving a small bow to the council.
Cane lets out a big breath of relief, nodding his head rapidly. âYup, Lawyer. Thank Janna youâre here.â he sighs.
"Apologies for not stepping in earlier." she frowns, giving cane's shoulder a pat.
Medarda and Shoola turn to each other, some looks exchanged, but otherwise, they all return to the poker-faced practice.
"Good day, Miss Jin." Heimerdinger enthusiasticly greets (and at this point, it's hard to tell if it's actual enthusiasm), "Would you and your client wish to speak in private, or has the defense already been prepared?"
Talis...Jayce Talis... he seemed so confused as to why Cane would only call for his lawyer now. He didn't know lawyers were even a thing for this matter.
"my only request would be for you to re-read his charges, otherwise I am all in order." she flashes a tight lipped smile, resting her hands in front of her.
âWait, what? Thatâs it?!â Cane whisper-yells to her, looking aghast. âLower my sentence!â
she folds her arms, "I will, it's all a part of my case." she whisper-yells to him. "if all goes well I can get your sentence knocked down to practically nothing."
Caneâs lips purse into an âoâ shape, and he nods. âRightâŚI knew that.â he clears his throat and straightens up.
she turns back to the council, "Unless I am mistaken - his charges are 'kidnapping citizens, kidnapping governing officials, terrorization, theft and general malicious activity'" She clears her throat, "Correct?"
"Yes." Heimerdinger answers, "Though, the case of malicious activity.."
"We are not dropping that charge." Bolbok hissed, "The only charge we should have been willing to debate was adultery. It has been dropped."
Shoola sighs, "We must be keeping the law in mind and not just personal afflictions." She says, looking at Hoskel and Salo, "We are councilors. If we judge this man incorrectly, it is on us."
"I agree." Kiramman chimes, "Miss Jin, do you require proof of each of the crimes?"
she folds her arms, "Yes, i would like to see this 'proof'. Once you are finished I have prepared a case of my own."
"Very well. Councilor Talis? The projections, please." Kiramman stated, looking towards Talis, who stands up.
Councilor Talis takes out a medium device, "As well as these physical copies of various postsâ" he coughs out, pressing the device and watching as it whirs to life, "There are these projections, for viewing."
He sounded so proud. The machine stuttered but began 'projecting' a hologramâ
Heimerdinger looks a tinge angry, but eh...
Damn. Did they really print this stuff out?
the projections are lightened blue and ...yeah.
"This is just a few examples taken from the application, Tumblr."
(under cut. admin got lazy.)
"Hm. Interesting." she inspects the evidence.
"Well today I hope to reduce my client's sentence as much as possible so that he may stay with his pregnant wife and not abandon his family." she sighs, patting Cane on the back.
She clears her throat, "My client, Cane, is a light in his friends and family's lives." she nods, "He's worked hard to get where he is today - a victim of circumstance." she sighs again.
"He used to live in the undercity, as all of you know - but today he lives in an elegant home in Piltover with his wife, their animals, and a family friend. Why would he throw all of that away? after all he's done to get to where he is today?" she folds her arms.
"May I call a character witness for the council? Miss. Ivy Kidnapper?" she clears her throat, "Mr.Kidnapper's wife and the mother of his children."
"We're not here for pity stories." Salo huffs, "Whatever his backstory may be, kidnapping anyone ..."
Salo (forces a) shudder, "Is horrible."
Heimerdinger sighs, then nods, "Call a witness, yes. You may."
Bolbok turns his head, "His wife may be biased."
"A witness is a witness, Councilor Bolbok."
"I call upon my first witness, @watercolor-3yes, Ivy specifically." she nods, turning to the witness.
"Hello Ivy, would you care to tell us about your husband Arcane?" she smiles to Ivy.
"Would you say that you spend a lot of time with him?" she asks.
Ivy shifts in her seat, her right hand idly rubbing her stomach. âWell, Arcane and I do spend a lot of time together. Heâs a lovely man and a really sweet person. Heâs great with the kids, well, the fur babies we have and Carrie whoâs not even born yet.â She smiles.
"Oh? Would you say that he is a good man?" she smiles, nodding.
âDefinitely, yes, he is a good man.â Ivy replies. âHeâs the best man I know.â
She nods, "Thank you, Ivy, you may sit down."
she turns back to the Council, clearing her throat.
"Arcane has a family who he loves and that he works hard to support. He's cultivated such a life on his own through hard work and determination, I'm sure some of you could understand such a struggle." she nods solemnly.
â @arcane-kidnapper
THE TRIAL
Cane clears his throat awkwardly, peeking up at each of the councilors faces with a sheepish expression. When he meets Councilor Saloâs eyes, he winces, mouthing: âsorryâŚâ
The darkness of the room sets in as the roof's borders slide into place with a deafening click. Then, a spotlight is on Cane- the brightness of it awful.
Councilor Salo only sneers at the man, clearing his throat before speaking.
"Arcane Kidnapper," he starts, voice holding more disdain than it should, "For the crimes of kidnapping citizens, kidnapping governing officials, terrorization, theft, adultery, and general malicious activity â you are on trial in front of your city, a current minimum penalty of 15 years within Stillwater for your actions."
"How do you plead?"
Cane winces at the bright light, eyes squinted and nose scrunched.
As Councilor Salo lists off his crimes, Cane fiddles with his fingers. He clears his throat, âNotââ his voice cracks and he grimaces. âNot guilty!â
Surprised whispers erupts through the council room, Hoskel's expression hardening and before Salo was able to get another word in, the man erupts, "How crude!" he insists, "You have various accounts of evidence against you for your crimes, yet you plead not guilty?!"
Heimerdinger hushes Hoskel with a loud, "shh, shh! Let the man speak his case, Councilors. I am sure he has well reasoning for his plead."
The yordle gestures to Cane, then looks towards the man expectantly, a barely sympathetic expression on his face.
Salo scoffs, it's audible, but no one comments.
Cane swallows thickly, frowning. âUm,â he starts. Not a strong start, heâll have to admit. âWell, first of allââ his tone grows brazen, âAdultery? I meanâŚI committed no such act.â he says with a scoff, holding a finger up.
âAndâŚTerrorization? Again, I did nothing like that.â He pauses to think for a moment, tapping his chin. âYeah, no, Iâm not a frickinâ terrorist, I canât even think of anythingâŚâanyway; theft? Iâm a kidnapâI mean, Iâm neither a kidnapper nor a thief, soâŚâ
âAnd!â Cane interjects one more, before lowering his voice to normal. âThis is RACIST because I am a Zaunite!!â He huffs, crossing his arms indignantly.
"The crime of adultery may have been misplaced." Medarda hums, "Looking through these sources show that he has not done anything with a wed woman nor wed man. Dismiss that."
Oh, ever the savior.
"However, the terrorization does count towards the kidnapping of Councilor Salo and Councilor Hoskel." she stated, looking to the two fellow councilors, "As for whatever reason they were taken, it caused fear and distrust amongst the people."
A few "oohs" and more whispers pass through the crowd, the stares intensifying.
Bolbok's gears turn, the hiss of his voice becoming audible, "Your legal name is Arcane Kidnapper, and the pinned on the communications site known as... Tumblr, clearly states you were trying to, quote, "live up to your name." "
"If that is not incriminating enough, there are various posts showcasing your victims."
When Bolbok is interrupted again, the courtroom almost erupts again, but goes silent. Councilor Shoola stiffens at the mention, looking to - you guessed it, Salo and Hoskel, a warning look on her face.
"You being from the Undercity has nothing to do with this." she informed before anyone else could, "That fact was not pulled into consideration whatsoever before this trial. You are not on trial for such a thing- you are on trial for your malicious activities."
Cane pauses, opening his mouth to speak but closing it again, blubbering like a fish before his shoulders slump.
âOkay, it was photoshopâŚâ Cane mumbles halfheartedly, rolling his eyes as he suddenly finds the ceiling to be quite interesting. âLikeâŚObviiiiâ! Duhhh.â He laughs nervously. He then makes a quiet âOh!â noise, and you could probably see the light bulb illuminating over his head.
âI have a wife. And kids.â Cane looks back at the Councilorâs, nodding gravely. âI have a baby in the oven, My wife, Ivy? Yeah. Six whole months along. SIX! AndâŚI thinkâŚuhhh.â he counts his fingers, muttering under his breath. â4 pets. We got-we-we got, Opie. Heâs a new one, a golden retriever. Heâs adorable, Iâd love to show you a picture some time?â He giggles. âUhh, we got Tater! A skrunkly wobbly lilâ cat. We have, uhhhh, DEX! A cute lilâ guinea pig. And we have Muffin. Sheâs a Sphynx, absolutely cuddly.â
Cane smiles proudly, âYeah, so, Iâm actually a prettyâŚgood guy, Iâd say.â he glances back at the audience. âI mean come on!â he waves his hands around, gesturing to himself. âLook at me, guys! Guys, guysââ he spins around slowly. âDo I even look like Iâd do anything so harmful? Like câmon.â he chuckles shaking his head. âThis is silly.â He turns back to the council with an innocent smile.
The whispers never ceased.
At least the Council let him finish talking before speaking - even if Hoskel was a little amused by the stuttering... and Talis seemed more concerned than anything.
"Although we appreciate the story, it doesn't really help your case." Councilor Talis said slowly, "Anyone, no matter their background or how successful and happy they seem, can be corrupt."
"Unless an external source can prove you're not the one who was responsible for the kidnappings!" Councilor Salo introjects, "Which, it is impossible to not be you. Both Councilor Hoskel and I had seen your face, it's impossible to be coincidental that you have the exact same features down to the last lash and not be the one who was responsible."
Kiramman hums, "He is a family man, it seems. Even if he is responsible, fifteen years for such a case seems horrible and unfair to him and his family."
"He should've thought about that before doing anything!" Hoskel shouts.
"We have an Ethos." Shoola reminds, "If he is responsible, he should not have fifteen years, but ten, minimum."
"Ten!? With the case of kidnapping not one- but two councilors? as well as innocents!?"
Wow.. these people dissolved to "debate" quickly.
"Quiet!" Heimerdinger suddenly shouted, tiny hands slamming onto the table, "Now..."
"Mr. Arcane-Kidnapper, do you have any external witness or alibis besides your family that you are not responsible for any of your crimes?"
Silence.
Cane coughs, âUh.â he wracks his brain for a moment, gnawing at his lip. âShit, uh, hold on! I-I need to think. Stop lookinâ at meâŚâ He turns his back to the council, tapping his foot against the ground.
âAh-ha!â He swivels around so quick he alerts the enforcers by the entrance, but he just gives them a âW.T.F man?â look, before looking back at the council. âBesides my family? Well, Mr. @shimmer-bunny can! Heâs a, uhâŚuhâŚa friend? I think? yeahâŚmaybe Jay canâŚhuhâŚâ He starts muttering under his breath, rubbing at his chin thoughtfully.
"Jay?" Salo questions, opening his mouth and promptly getting shut up by a glare from Medarda.
"Sources indicate that he is your room mate, yes?" she calmly asks, "Is your room mate present to testify for you?"
She knew the answer. They all did, probably.
"If that is all you have for your testimony, unless another individual presents themselves against or in your favor, you will remain within the academy's holding cells."
Medarda's voice was calculated. Kiramman chimes in. "He cannot be kept there forever. A thirty-day waiting period, perhaps? Then he can be re-trailed."
Hoskel huffs... "I see no need for a retrail. Make it fifteen, I say! and if no further evidence in his favor is presented, he will be sent to Stillwater."
Talis looks at Cane, then to the crowd, as if trying to see if anyone was willing to testify.
A satisfied, smug look is on Salo's face, now. "All in favor?" the blonde man declared, hand raising up as a slightly-less blaring spotlight shines over him.
Immediately, Torman Hoskel raises his hand as well. Hesitant, Cassandra Kiramman and Irius Bolbok do as well. Four to four.
Medarda and Talis look to Cane.
Say something.
Cane notices the look from the two councilorâs, his brows pulling together as he gnaws on his lip.
âWAIT!â Cane suddenly blurts, âWait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT!!!â Cane flails his hands. âPlease, Iâm-I-Iâm-Iâm like, Iâm like, like, like literallyâŚâ he breathes, âIâm begging.â He says weakly. âIâŚâ he runs a hand down his face. âIâm sorry,â He looks to Councilor Salo, then Hoskel.
âI know it doesnât mean much, butâŚâ He frowns. âI wasnât trying to create trauma, or hurt anyoneâŚâ he says. âI know you know that I actually fuckinâ did the crimesâpardon my language, and I canât escape some sort of punishment, but I canâtâŚâ He looks down, âIâm not gonna admit anything, but I am sorry. I didnâtâŚhave malicious intent with the things IâŚâ he pauses. âListen, I canât just be away fromâŚfrom my family.â
He looks at the councilorâs, gaze pleading. âYou have to understand. Father to fatâI donât even know if any of you have kids but, you know how that can fuck a kid up! Now imagine!â he says, voice raising. âMy daughter, right, Carrie? She-she grows up without her father, sheâs only told stories from her mom, and-and whoever, and sheâll learn about this case, and this trial, and either sheâll view me as a role model and do the same things I do, and give you guys another criminal, or sheâll hate me.â His voice breaks, âAnd I swear, I wonât change for you allââ distaste creeps into his voice, âBut I will change for my baby, and I-Iâll do anything to prove it. Lock me up, put me onâI donât knowâgive me an ankle monitor, just donâtâŚtake me away from my family.â
The whispers increase with each and every word, his stutter apparently not something the Piltovans found convincing. The Council's expressions harden, as if this was some practiced play. Talis was a little slow to follow, but... he has the spirit.
Councilor Kiramman's softened, then. She puts her hand down and her light slowly flicks off. "Let us postpone the vote more. He has more to discuss."
"You can't just-"
"So be it." Bolbok cuts in, "You plead guilty, now. If this is full admission to your crimes, your sentence in Stillwater will be 10 years."
"He has just begged us to not imprison him in Stillwater. His family cannot visit him there." Talis yelled, "Surely, we have a...cell in Piltover for him? Or a lesser punishment?"
"This trencher-"
"His district should not determine his punishment, Councilor Hoskel!"
"Oh, Pardon me, though! What!? We let him get out with a 'lesser' punishment, what is next!?" Hoskel argues, standing up, "Who gets taken next? If we let one of them do these things, we're telling the rest of them it's okay to do it! 'Just because he has a family'? please."
"The people of the Undercity are still people of Piltover." Heimerdinger hushes, "Do not separate them from us. Yes, it is not right to give him a lesser punishment - just because, but it is right to allow him a lesser punishment as he is showing repentance for his crime, and a will to change."
...No one argues with Heimerdinger, yet.
"My boy-" he continues, "What you did is not right, you know this, yes?"
Cane scoffs as they debate, rolling his eyes as âTrencherâ leaves one of their mouths. âI thought this wasnât about where I was from?â he grumbles under his breath.
As Councilor Heimerdinger addresses him, Cane frowns, looking down at his feet and twiddling his thumbs, âI know,â he clears his throat. âI⌠would like to speak with my lawyer Ms. @ask-random-lawyer-arcane, please.â he nods seriously.
A few of the council members talk to each other - really, just Salo scolding Hoskel under his breath and Talis whispering to Medarda.
What a messy trial.
"You may!" Heimerdinger declares loudly, "May your lawyer step forward?"
"Good day Council members." she nodded, "I am Jin, cane's lawyer."
the red-haired woman stepped forward, giving a small bow to the council.
Cane lets out a big breath of relief, nodding his head rapidly. âYup, Lawyer. Thank Janna youâre here.â he sighs.
"Apologies for not stepping in earlier." she frowns, giving cane's shoulder a pat.
Medarda and Shoola turn to each other, some looks exchanged, but otherwise, they all return to the poker-faced practice.
"Good day, Miss Jin." Heimerdinger enthusiasticly greets (and at this point, it's hard to tell if it's actual enthusiasm), "Would you and your client wish to speak in private, or has the defense already been prepared?"
Talis...Jayce Talis... he seemed so confused as to why Cane would only call for his lawyer now. He didn't know lawyers were even a thing for this matter.
"my only request would be for you to re-read his charges, otherwise I am all in order." she flashes a tight lipped smile, resting her hands in front of her.
âWait, what? Thatâs it?!â Cane whisper-yells to her, looking aghast. âLower my sentence!â
she folds her arms, "I will, it's all a part of my case." she whisper-yells to him. "if all goes well I can get your sentence knocked down to practically nothing."
Caneâs lips purse into an âoâ shape, and he nods. âRightâŚI knew that.â he clears his throat and straightens up.
she turns back to the council, "Unless I am mistaken - his charges are 'kidnapping citizens, kidnapping governing officials, terrorization, theft and general malicious activity'" She clears her throat, "Correct?"
"Yes." Heimerdinger answers, "Though, the case of malicious activity.."
"We are not dropping that charge." Bolbok hissed, "The only charge we should have been willing to debate was adultery. It has been dropped."
Shoola sighs, "We must be keeping the law in mind and not just personal afflictions." She says, looking at Hoskel and Salo, "We are councilors. If we judge this man incorrectly, it is on us."
"I agree." Kiramman chimes, "Miss Jin, do you require proof of each of the crimes?"
she folds her arms, "Yes, i would like to see this 'proof'. Once you are finished I have prepared a case of my own."
"Very well. Councilor Talis? The projections, please." Kiramman stated, looking towards Talis, who stands up.
Councilor Talis takes out a medium device, "As well as these physical copies of various postsâ" he coughs out, pressing the device and watching as it whirs to life, "There are these projections, for viewing."
He sounded so proud. The machine stuttered but began 'projecting' a hologramâ
Heimerdinger looks a tinge angry, but eh...
Damn. Did they really print this stuff out?
the projections are lightened blue and ...yeah.
"This is just a few examples taken from the application, Tumblr."
(under cut. admin got lazy.)
"Hm. Interesting." she inspects the evidence.
"Well today I hope to reduce my client's sentence as much as possible so that he may stay with his pregnant wife and not abandon his family." she sighs, patting Cane on the back.
She clears her throat, "My client, Cane, is a light in his friends and family's lives." she nods, "He's worked hard to get where he is today - a victim of circumstance." she sighs again.
"He used to live in the undercity, as all of you know - but today he lives in an elegant home in Piltover with his wife, their animals, and a family friend. Why would he throw all of that away? after all he's done to get to where he is today?" she folds her arms.
"May I call a character witness for the council? Miss. Ivy Kidnapper?" she clears her throat, "Mr.Kidnapper's wife and the mother of his children."
"We're not here for pity stories." Salo huffs, "Whatever his backstory may be, kidnapping anyone ..."
Salo (forces a) shudder, "Is horrible."
Heimerdinger sighs, then nods, "Call a witness, yes. You may."
Bolbok turns his head, "His wife may be biased."
"A witness is a witness, Councilor Bolbok."
"I call upon my first witness, @watercolor-3yes, Ivy specifically." she nods, turning to the witness.
"Hello Ivy, would you care to tell us about your husband Arcane?" she smiles to Ivy.
"Would you say that you spend a lot of time with him?" she asks.
Ivy shifts in her seat, her right hand idly rubbing her stomach. âWell, Arcane and I do spend a lot of time together. Heâs a lovely man and a really sweet person. Heâs great with the kids, well, the fur babies we have and Carrie whoâs not even born yet.â She smiles.
"Oh? Would you say that he is a good man?" she smiles, nodding.
â @arcane-kidnapper
THE TRIAL
Cane clears his throat awkwardly, peeking up at each of the councilors faces with a sheepish expression. When he meets Councilor Saloâs eyes, he winces, mouthing: âsorryâŚâ
The darkness of the room sets in as the roof's borders slide into place with a deafening click. Then, a spotlight is on Cane- the brightness of it awful.
Councilor Salo only sneers at the man, clearing his throat before speaking.
"Arcane Kidnapper," he starts, voice holding more disdain than it should, "For the crimes of kidnapping citizens, kidnapping governing officials, terrorization, theft, adultery, and general malicious activity â you are on trial in front of your city, a current minimum penalty of 15 years within Stillwater for your actions."
"How do you plead?"
Cane winces at the bright light, eyes squinted and nose scrunched.
As Councilor Salo lists off his crimes, Cane fiddles with his fingers. He clears his throat, âNotââ his voice cracks and he grimaces. âNot guilty!â
Surprised whispers erupts through the council room, Hoskel's expression hardening and before Salo was able to get another word in, the man erupts, "How crude!" he insists, "You have various accounts of evidence against you for your crimes, yet you plead not guilty?!"
Heimerdinger hushes Hoskel with a loud, "shh, shh! Let the man speak his case, Councilors. I am sure he has well reasoning for his plead."
The yordle gestures to Cane, then looks towards the man expectantly, a barely sympathetic expression on his face.
Salo scoffs, it's audible, but no one comments.
Cane swallows thickly, frowning. âUm,â he starts. Not a strong start, heâll have to admit. âWell, first of allââ his tone grows brazen, âAdultery? I meanâŚI committed no such act.â he says with a scoff, holding a finger up.
âAndâŚTerrorization? Again, I did nothing like that.â He pauses to think for a moment, tapping his chin. âYeah, no, Iâm not a frickinâ terrorist, I canât even think of anythingâŚâanyway; theft? Iâm a kidnapâI mean, Iâm neither a kidnapper nor a thief, soâŚâ
âAnd!â Cane interjects one more, before lowering his voice to normal. âThis is RACIST because I am a Zaunite!!â He huffs, crossing his arms indignantly.
"The crime of adultery may have been misplaced." Medarda hums, "Looking through these sources show that he has not done anything with a wed woman nor wed man. Dismiss that."
Oh, ever the savior.
"However, the terrorization does count towards the kidnapping of Councilor Salo and Councilor Hoskel." she stated, looking to the two fellow councilors, "As for whatever reason they were taken, it caused fear and distrust amongst the people."
A few "oohs" and more whispers pass through the crowd, the stares intensifying.
Bolbok's gears turn, the hiss of his voice becoming audible, "Your legal name is Arcane Kidnapper, and the pinned on the communications site known as... Tumblr, clearly states you were trying to, quote, "live up to your name." "
"If that is not incriminating enough, there are various posts showcasing your victims."
When Bolbok is interrupted again, the courtroom almost erupts again, but goes silent. Councilor Shoola stiffens at the mention, looking to - you guessed it, Salo and Hoskel, a warning look on her face.
"You being from the Undercity has nothing to do with this." she informed before anyone else could, "That fact was not pulled into consideration whatsoever before this trial. You are not on trial for such a thing- you are on trial for your malicious activities."
Cane pauses, opening his mouth to speak but closing it again, blubbering like a fish before his shoulders slump.
âOkay, it was photoshopâŚâ Cane mumbles halfheartedly, rolling his eyes as he suddenly finds the ceiling to be quite interesting. âLikeâŚObviiiiâ! Duhhh.â He laughs nervously. He then makes a quiet âOh!â noise, and you could probably see the light bulb illuminating over his head.
âI have a wife. And kids.â Cane looks back at the Councilorâs, nodding gravely. âI have a baby in the oven, My wife, Ivy? Yeah. Six whole months along. SIX! AndâŚI thinkâŚuhhh.â he counts his fingers, muttering under his breath. â4 pets. We got-we-we got, Opie. Heâs a new one, a golden retriever. Heâs adorable, Iâd love to show you a picture some time?â He giggles. âUhh, we got Tater! A skrunkly wobbly lilâ cat. We have, uhhhh, DEX! A cute lilâ guinea pig. And we have Muffin. Sheâs a Sphynx, absolutely cuddly.â
Cane smiles proudly, âYeah, so, Iâm actually a prettyâŚgood guy, Iâd say.â he glances back at the audience. âI mean come on!â he waves his hands around, gesturing to himself. âLook at me, guys! Guys, guysââ he spins around slowly. âDo I even look like Iâd do anything so harmful? Like câmon.â he chuckles shaking his head. âThis is silly.â He turns back to the council with an innocent smile.
The whispers never ceased.
At least the Council let him finish talking before speaking - even if Hoskel was a little amused by the stuttering... and Talis seemed more concerned than anything.
"Although we appreciate the story, it doesn't really help your case." Councilor Talis said slowly, "Anyone, no matter their background or how successful and happy they seem, can be corrupt."
"Unless an external source can prove you're not the one who was responsible for the kidnappings!" Councilor Salo introjects, "Which, it is impossible to not be you. Both Councilor Hoskel and I had seen your face, it's impossible to be coincidental that you have the exact same features down to the last lash and not be the one who was responsible."
Kiramman hums, "He is a family man, it seems. Even if he is responsible, fifteen years for such a case seems horrible and unfair to him and his family."
"He should've thought about that before doing anything!" Hoskel shouts.
"We have an Ethos." Shoola reminds, "If he is responsible, he should not have fifteen years, but ten, minimum."
"Ten!? With the case of kidnapping not one- but two councilors? as well as innocents!?"
Wow.. these people dissolved to "debate" quickly.
"Quiet!" Heimerdinger suddenly shouted, tiny hands slamming onto the table, "Now..."
"Mr. Arcane-Kidnapper, do you have any external witness or alibis besides your family that you are not responsible for any of your crimes?"
Silence.
Cane coughs, âUh.â he wracks his brain for a moment, gnawing at his lip. âShit, uh, hold on! I-I need to think. Stop lookinâ at meâŚâ He turns his back to the council, tapping his foot against the ground.
âAh-ha!â He swivels around so quick he alerts the enforcers by the entrance, but he just gives them a âW.T.F man?â look, before looking back at the council. âBesides my family? Well, Mr. @shimmer-bunny can! Heâs a, uhâŚuhâŚa friend? I think? yeahâŚmaybe Jay canâŚhuhâŚâ He starts muttering under his breath, rubbing at his chin thoughtfully.
"Jay?" Salo questions, opening his mouth and promptly getting shut up by a glare from Medarda.
"Sources indicate that he is your room mate, yes?" she calmly asks, "Is your room mate present to testify for you?"
She knew the answer. They all did, probably.
"If that is all you have for your testimony, unless another individual presents themselves against or in your favor, you will remain within the academy's holding cells."
Medarda's voice was calculated. Kiramman chimes in. "He cannot be kept there forever. A thirty-day waiting period, perhaps? Then he can be re-trailed."
Hoskel huffs... "I see no need for a retrail. Make it fifteen, I say! and if no further evidence in his favor is presented, he will be sent to Stillwater."
Talis looks at Cane, then to the crowd, as if trying to see if anyone was willing to testify.
A satisfied, smug look is on Salo's face, now. "All in favor?" the blonde man declared, hand raising up as a slightly-less blaring spotlight shines over him.
Immediately, Torman Hoskel raises his hand as well. Hesitant, Cassandra Kiramman and Irius Bolbok do as well. Four to four.
Medarda and Talis look to Cane.
Say something.
Cane notices the look from the two councilorâs, his brows pulling together as he gnaws on his lip.
âWAIT!â Cane suddenly blurts, âWait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT!!!â Cane flails his hands. âPlease, Iâm-I-Iâm-Iâm like, Iâm like, like, like literallyâŚâ he breathes, âIâm begging.â He says weakly. âIâŚâ he runs a hand down his face. âIâm sorry,â He looks to Councilor Salo, then Hoskel.
âI know it doesnât mean much, butâŚâ He frowns. âI wasnât trying to create trauma, or hurt anyoneâŚâ he says. âI know you know that I actually fuckinâ did the crimesâpardon my language, and I canât escape some sort of punishment, but I canâtâŚâ He looks down, âIâm not gonna admit anything, but I am sorry. I didnâtâŚhave malicious intent with the things IâŚâ he pauses. âListen, I canât just be away fromâŚfrom my family.â
He looks at the councilorâs, gaze pleading. âYou have to understand. Father to fatâI donât even know if any of you have kids but, you know how that can fuck a kid up! Now imagine!â he says, voice raising. âMy daughter, right, Carrie? She-she grows up without her father, sheâs only told stories from her mom, and-and whoever, and sheâll learn about this case, and this trial, and either sheâll view me as a role model and do the same things I do, and give you guys another criminal, or sheâll hate me.â His voice breaks, âAnd I swear, I wonât change for you allââ distaste creeps into his voice, âBut I will change for my baby, and I-Iâll do anything to prove it. Lock me up, put me onâI donât knowâgive me an ankle monitor, just donâtâŚtake me away from my family.â
The whispers increase with each and every word, his stutter apparently not something the Piltovans found convincing. The Council's expressions harden, as if this was some practiced play. Talis was a little slow to follow, but... he has the spirit.
Councilor Kiramman's softened, then. She puts her hand down and her light slowly flicks off. "Let us postpone the vote more. He has more to discuss."
"You can't just-"
"So be it." Bolbok cuts in, "You plead guilty, now. If this is full admission to your crimes, your sentence in Stillwater will be 10 years."
"He has just begged us to not imprison him in Stillwater. His family cannot visit him there." Talis yelled, "Surely, we have a...cell in Piltover for him? Or a lesser punishment?"
"This trencher-"
"His district should not determine his punishment, Councilor Hoskel!"
"Oh, Pardon me, though! What!? We let him get out with a 'lesser' punishment, what is next!?" Hoskel argues, standing up, "Who gets taken next? If we let one of them do these things, we're telling the rest of them it's okay to do it! 'Just because he has a family'? please."
"The people of the Undercity are still people of Piltover." Heimerdinger hushes, "Do not separate them from us. Yes, it is not right to give him a lesser punishment - just because, but it is right to allow him a lesser punishment as he is showing repentance for his crime, and a will to change."
...No one argues with Heimerdinger, yet.
"My boy-" he continues, "What you did is not right, you know this, yes?"
Cane scoffs as they debate, rolling his eyes as âTrencherâ leaves one of their mouths. âI thought this wasnât about where I was from?â he grumbles under his breath.
As Councilor Heimerdinger addresses him, Cane frowns, looking down at his feet and twiddling his thumbs, âI know,â he clears his throat. âI⌠would like to speak with my lawyer Ms. @ask-random-lawyer-arcane, please.â he nods seriously.
A few of the council members talk to each other - really, just Salo scolding Hoskel under his breath and Talis whispering to Medarda.
What a messy trial.
"You may!" Heimerdinger declares loudly, "May your lawyer step forward?"
"Good day Council members." she nodded, "I am Jin, cane's lawyer."
the red-haired woman stepped forward, giving a small bow to the council.
Cane lets out a big breath of relief, nodding his head rapidly. âYup, Lawyer. Thank Janna youâre here.â he sighs.
"Apologies for not stepping in earlier." she frowns, giving cane's shoulder a pat.
Medarda and Shoola turn to each other, some looks exchanged, but otherwise, they all return to the poker-faced practice.
"Good day, Miss Jin." Heimerdinger enthusiasticly greets (and at this point, it's hard to tell if it's actual enthusiasm), "Would you and your client wish to speak in private, or has the defense already been prepared?"
Talis...Jayce Talis... he seemed so confused as to why Cane would only call for his lawyer now. He didn't know lawyers were even a thing for this matter.
"my only request would be for you to re-read his charges, otherwise I am all in order." she flashes a tight lipped smile, resting her hands in front of her.
âWait, what? Thatâs it?!â Cane whisper-yells to her, looking aghast. âLower my sentence!â
she folds her arms, "I will, it's all a part of my case." she whisper-yells to him. "if all goes well I can get your sentence knocked down to practically nothing."
Caneâs lips purse into an âoâ shape, and he nods. âRightâŚI knew that.â he clears his throat and straightens up.
she turns back to the council, "Unless I am mistaken - his charges are 'kidnapping citizens, kidnapping governing officials, terrorization, theft and general malicious activity'" She clears her throat, "Correct?"
"Yes." Heimerdinger answers, "Though, the case of malicious activity.."
"We are not dropping that charge." Bolbok hissed, "The only charge we should have been willing to debate was adultery. It has been dropped."
Shoola sighs, "We must be keeping the law in mind and not just personal afflictions." She says, looking at Hoskel and Salo, "We are councilors. If we judge this man incorrectly, it is on us."
"I agree." Kiramman chimes, "Miss Jin, do you require proof of each of the crimes?"
she folds her arms, "Yes, i would like to see this 'proof'. Once you are finished I have prepared a case of my own."
"Very well. Councilor Talis? The projections, please." Kiramman stated, looking towards Talis, who stands up.
Councilor Talis takes out a medium device, "As well as these physical copies of various postsâ" he coughs out, pressing the device and watching as it whirs to life, "There are these projections, for viewing."
He sounded so proud. The machine stuttered but began 'projecting' a hologramâ
Heimerdinger looks a tinge angry, but eh...
Damn. Did they really print this stuff out?
the projections are lightened blue and ...yeah.
"This is just a few examples taken from the application, Tumblr."
(under cut. admin got lazy.)
"Hm. Interesting." she inspects the evidence.
"Well today I hope to reduce my client's sentence as much as possible so that he may stay with his pregnant wife and not abandon his family." she sighs, patting Cane on the back.
She clears her throat, "My client, Cane, is a light in his friends and family's lives." she nods, "He's worked hard to get where he is today - a victim of circumstance." she sighs again.
"He used to live in the undercity, as all of you know - but today he lives in an elegant home in Piltover with his wife, their animals, and a family friend. Why would he throw all of that away? after all he's done to get to where he is today?" she folds her arms.
"May I call a character witness for the council? Miss. Ivy Kidnapper?" she clears her throat, "Mr.Kidnapper's wife and the mother of his children."
"We're not here for pity stories." Salo huffs, "Whatever his backstory may be, kidnapping anyone ..."
Salo (forces a) shudder, "Is horrible."
Heimerdinger sighs, then nods, "Call a witness, yes. You may."
Bolbok turns his head, "His wife may be biased."
"A witness is a witness, Councilor Bolbok."
"I call upon my first witness, @watercolor-3yes, Ivy specifically." she nods, turning to the witness.
"Hello Ivy, would you care to tell us about your husband Arcane?" she smiles to Ivy.
"Would you say that you spend a lot of time with him?" she asks.
Hello Doctor,
My name is Jin and I am a lawyer working on a case. could you come to court and testify about shimmer? It is important for my case.
-@ask-random-lawyer-arcane
Hello. To what benefit or relevance is this case for me, Miss Jin? Why should I testify?
Sharing how Shimmer works may prove to be intellectually stimulating.
I would also be in your debt, if you would happen to need a lawyer.
I do not see the need for a lawyer, ever. I also don't see the appeal of revealing that I am one who is heavily responsible for the creation of it.
I suppose that would just leave the option of me being in your debt.
A well-connected Piltovan with very little morals may be of use to you, correct?
There is no direct benefit towards me testifying â I have been working without the aid of Piltover for many years, and I don't intend to change perfectly fine ways just to testify for someone who I do not know or care of.
This must be a very desperate case for you if you are contacting me.
I could do without your testimony, however, I assumed you may be the most knowledgeable on the substance.
I would hate for there to be misconceptions made about your creation, wouldn't you?
Hello Doctor,
My name is Jin and I am a lawyer working on a case. could you come to court and testify about shimmer? It is important for my case.
-@ask-random-lawyer-arcane
Hello. To what benefit or relevance is this case for me, Miss Jin? Why should I testify?
Sharing how Shimmer works may prove to be intellectually stimulating.
I would also be in your debt, if you would happen to need a lawyer.
I do not see the need for a lawyer, ever. I also don't see the appeal of revealing that I am one who is heavily responsible for the creation of it.
I suppose that would just leave the option of me being in your debt.
A well-connected Piltovan with very little morals may be of use to you, correct?
Hello Doctor,
My name is Jin and I am a lawyer working on a case. could you come to court and testify about shimmer? It is important for my case.
-@ask-random-lawyer-arcane
Hello. To what benefit or relevance is this case for me, Miss Jin? Why should I testify?
Sharing how Shimmer works may prove to be intellectually stimulating.
I would also be in your debt, if you would happen to need a lawyer.
â @arcane-kidnapper
THE TRIAL
Cane clears his throat awkwardly, peeking up at each of the councilors faces with a sheepish expression. When he meets Councilor Saloâs eyes, he winces, mouthing: âsorryâŚâ
The darkness of the room sets in as the roof's borders slide into place with a deafening click. Then, a spotlight is on Cane- the brightness of it awful.
Councilor Salo only sneers at the man, clearing his throat before speaking.
"Arcane Kidnapper," he starts, voice holding more disdain than it should, "For the crimes of kidnapping citizens, kidnapping governing officials, terrorization, theft, adultery, and general malicious activity â you are on trial in front of your city, a current minimum penalty of 15 years within Stillwater for your actions."
"How do you plead?"
Cane winces at the bright light, eyes squinted and nose scrunched.
As Councilor Salo lists off his crimes, Cane fiddles with his fingers. He clears his throat, âNotââ his voice cracks and he grimaces. âNot guilty!â
Surprised whispers erupts through the council room, Hoskel's expression hardening and before Salo was able to get another word in, the man erupts, "How crude!" he insists, "You have various accounts of evidence against you for your crimes, yet you plead not guilty?!"
Heimerdinger hushes Hoskel with a loud, "shh, shh! Let the man speak his case, Councilors. I am sure he has well reasoning for his plead."
The yordle gestures to Cane, then looks towards the man expectantly, a barely sympathetic expression on his face.
Salo scoffs, it's audible, but no one comments.
Cane swallows thickly, frowning. âUm,â he starts. Not a strong start, heâll have to admit. âWell, first of allââ his tone grows brazen, âAdultery? I meanâŚI committed no such act.â he says with a scoff, holding a finger up.
âAndâŚTerrorization? Again, I did nothing like that.â He pauses to think for a moment, tapping his chin. âYeah, no, Iâm not a frickinâ terrorist, I canât even think of anythingâŚâanyway; theft? Iâm a kidnapâI mean, Iâm neither a kidnapper nor a thief, soâŚâ
âAnd!â Cane interjects one more, before lowering his voice to normal. âThis is RACIST because I am a Zaunite!!â He huffs, crossing his arms indignantly.
"The crime of adultery may have been misplaced." Medarda hums, "Looking through these sources show that he has not done anything with a wed woman nor wed man. Dismiss that."
Oh, ever the savior.
"However, the terrorization does count towards the kidnapping of Councilor Salo and Councilor Hoskel." she stated, looking to the two fellow councilors, "As for whatever reason they were taken, it caused fear and distrust amongst the people."
A few "oohs" and more whispers pass through the crowd, the stares intensifying.
Bolbok's gears turn, the hiss of his voice becoming audible, "Your legal name is Arcane Kidnapper, and the pinned on the communications site known as... Tumblr, clearly states you were trying to, quote, "live up to your name." "
"If that is not incriminating enough, there are various posts showcasing your victims."
When Bolbok is interrupted again, the courtroom almost erupts again, but goes silent. Councilor Shoola stiffens at the mention, looking to - you guessed it, Salo and Hoskel, a warning look on her face.
"You being from the Undercity has nothing to do with this." she informed before anyone else could, "That fact was not pulled into consideration whatsoever before this trial. You are not on trial for such a thing- you are on trial for your malicious activities."
Cane pauses, opening his mouth to speak but closing it again, blubbering like a fish before his shoulders slump.
âOkay, it was photoshopâŚâ Cane mumbles halfheartedly, rolling his eyes as he suddenly finds the ceiling to be quite interesting. âLikeâŚObviiiiâ! Duhhh.â He laughs nervously. He then makes a quiet âOh!â noise, and you could probably see the light bulb illuminating over his head.
âI have a wife. And kids.â Cane looks back at the Councilorâs, nodding gravely. âI have a baby in the oven, My wife, Ivy? Yeah. Six whole months along. SIX! AndâŚI thinkâŚuhhh.â he counts his fingers, muttering under his breath. â4 pets. We got-we-we got, Opie. Heâs a new one, a golden retriever. Heâs adorable, Iâd love to show you a picture some time?â He giggles. âUhh, we got Tater! A skrunkly wobbly lilâ cat. We have, uhhhh, DEX! A cute lilâ guinea pig. And we have Muffin. Sheâs a Sphynx, absolutely cuddly.â
Cane smiles proudly, âYeah, so, Iâm actually a prettyâŚgood guy, Iâd say.â he glances back at the audience. âI mean come on!â he waves his hands around, gesturing to himself. âLook at me, guys! Guys, guysââ he spins around slowly. âDo I even look like Iâd do anything so harmful? Like câmon.â he chuckles shaking his head. âThis is silly.â He turns back to the council with an innocent smile.
The whispers never ceased.
At least the Council let him finish talking before speaking - even if Hoskel was a little amused by the stuttering... and Talis seemed more concerned than anything.
"Although we appreciate the story, it doesn't really help your case." Councilor Talis said slowly, "Anyone, no matter their background or how successful and happy they seem, can be corrupt."
"Unless an external source can prove you're not the one who was responsible for the kidnappings!" Councilor Salo introjects, "Which, it is impossible to not be you. Both Councilor Hoskel and I had seen your face, it's impossible to be coincidental that you have the exact same features down to the last lash and not be the one who was responsible."
Kiramman hums, "He is a family man, it seems. Even if he is responsible, fifteen years for such a case seems horrible and unfair to him and his family."
"He should've thought about that before doing anything!" Hoskel shouts.
"We have an Ethos." Shoola reminds, "If he is responsible, he should not have fifteen years, but ten, minimum."
"Ten!? With the case of kidnapping not one- but two councilors? as well as innocents!?"
Wow.. these people dissolved to "debate" quickly.
"Quiet!" Heimerdinger suddenly shouted, tiny hands slamming onto the table, "Now..."
"Mr. Arcane-Kidnapper, do you have any external witness or alibis besides your family that you are not responsible for any of your crimes?"
Silence.
Cane coughs, âUh.â he wracks his brain for a moment, gnawing at his lip. âShit, uh, hold on! I-I need to think. Stop lookinâ at meâŚâ He turns his back to the council, tapping his foot against the ground.
âAh-ha!â He swivels around so quick he alerts the enforcers by the entrance, but he just gives them a âW.T.F man?â look, before looking back at the council. âBesides my family? Well, Mr. @shimmer-bunny can! Heâs a, uhâŚuhâŚa friend? I think? yeahâŚmaybe Jay canâŚhuhâŚâ He starts muttering under his breath, rubbing at his chin thoughtfully.
"Jay?" Salo questions, opening his mouth and promptly getting shut up by a glare from Medarda.
"Sources indicate that he is your room mate, yes?" she calmly asks, "Is your room mate present to testify for you?"
She knew the answer. They all did, probably.
"If that is all you have for your testimony, unless another individual presents themselves against or in your favor, you will remain within the academy's holding cells."
Medarda's voice was calculated. Kiramman chimes in. "He cannot be kept there forever. A thirty-day waiting period, perhaps? Then he can be re-trailed."
Hoskel huffs... "I see no need for a retrail. Make it fifteen, I say! and if no further evidence in his favor is presented, he will be sent to Stillwater."
Talis looks at Cane, then to the crowd, as if trying to see if anyone was willing to testify.
A satisfied, smug look is on Salo's face, now. "All in favor?" the blonde man declared, hand raising up as a slightly-less blaring spotlight shines over him.
Immediately, Torman Hoskel raises his hand as well. Hesitant, Cassandra Kiramman and Irius Bolbok do as well. Four to four.
Medarda and Talis look to Cane.
Say something.
Cane notices the look from the two councilorâs, his brows pulling together as he gnaws on his lip.
âWAIT!â Cane suddenly blurts, âWait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT!!!â Cane flails his hands. âPlease, Iâm-I-Iâm-Iâm like, Iâm like, like, like literallyâŚâ he breathes, âIâm begging.â He says weakly. âIâŚâ he runs a hand down his face. âIâm sorry,â He looks to Councilor Salo, then Hoskel.
âI know it doesnât mean much, butâŚâ He frowns. âI wasnât trying to create trauma, or hurt anyoneâŚâ he says. âI know you know that I actually fuckinâ did the crimesâpardon my language, and I canât escape some sort of punishment, but I canâtâŚâ He looks down, âIâm not gonna admit anything, but I am sorry. I didnâtâŚhave malicious intent with the things IâŚâ he pauses. âListen, I canât just be away fromâŚfrom my family.â
He looks at the councilorâs, gaze pleading. âYou have to understand. Father to fatâI donât even know if any of you have kids but, you know how that can fuck a kid up! Now imagine!â he says, voice raising. âMy daughter, right, Carrie? She-she grows up without her father, sheâs only told stories from her mom, and-and whoever, and sheâll learn about this case, and this trial, and either sheâll view me as a role model and do the same things I do, and give you guys another criminal, or sheâll hate me.â His voice breaks, âAnd I swear, I wonât change for you allââ distaste creeps into his voice, âBut I will change for my baby, and I-Iâll do anything to prove it. Lock me up, put me onâI donât knowâgive me an ankle monitor, just donâtâŚtake me away from my family.â
The whispers increase with each and every word, his stutter apparently not something the Piltovans found convincing. The Council's expressions harden, as if this was some practiced play. Talis was a little slow to follow, but... he has the spirit.
Councilor Kiramman's softened, then. She puts her hand down and her light slowly flicks off. "Let us postpone the vote more. He has more to discuss."
"You can't just-"
"So be it." Bolbok cuts in, "You plead guilty, now. If this is full admission to your crimes, your sentence in Stillwater will be 10 years."
"He has just begged us to not imprison him in Stillwater. His family cannot visit him there." Talis yelled, "Surely, we have a...cell in Piltover for him? Or a lesser punishment?"
"This trencher-"
"His district should not determine his punishment, Councilor Hoskel!"
"Oh, Pardon me, though! What!? We let him get out with a 'lesser' punishment, what is next!?" Hoskel argues, standing up, "Who gets taken next? If we let one of them do these things, we're telling the rest of them it's okay to do it! 'Just because he has a family'? please."
"The people of the Undercity are still people of Piltover." Heimerdinger hushes, "Do not separate them from us. Yes, it is not right to give him a lesser punishment - just because, but it is right to allow him a lesser punishment as he is showing repentance for his crime, and a will to change."
...No one argues with Heimerdinger, yet.
"My boy-" he continues, "What you did is not right, you know this, yes?"
Cane scoffs as they debate, rolling his eyes as âTrencherâ leaves one of their mouths. âI thought this wasnât about where I was from?â he grumbles under his breath.
As Councilor Heimerdinger addresses him, Cane frowns, looking down at his feet and twiddling his thumbs, âI know,â he clears his throat. âI⌠would like to speak with my lawyer Ms. @ask-random-lawyer-arcane, please.â he nods seriously.
A few of the council members talk to each other - really, just Salo scolding Hoskel under his breath and Talis whispering to Medarda.
What a messy trial.
"You may!" Heimerdinger declares loudly, "May your lawyer step forward?"
"Good day Council members." she nodded, "I am Jin, cane's lawyer."
the red-haired woman stepped forward, giving a small bow to the council.
Cane lets out a big breath of relief, nodding his head rapidly. âYup, Lawyer. Thank Janna youâre here.â he sighs.
"Apologies for not stepping in earlier." she frowns, giving cane's shoulder a pat.
Medarda and Shoola turn to each other, some looks exchanged, but otherwise, they all return to the poker-faced practice.
"Good day, Miss Jin." Heimerdinger enthusiasticly greets (and at this point, it's hard to tell if it's actual enthusiasm), "Would you and your client wish to speak in private, or has the defense already been prepared?"
Talis...Jayce Talis... he seemed so confused as to why Cane would only call for his lawyer now. He didn't know lawyers were even a thing for this matter.
"my only request would be for you to re-read his charges, otherwise I am all in order." she flashes a tight lipped smile, resting her hands in front of her.
âWait, what? Thatâs it?!â Cane whisper-yells to her, looking aghast. âLower my sentence!â
she folds her arms, "I will, it's all a part of my case." she whisper-yells to him. "if all goes well I can get your sentence knocked down to practically nothing."
Caneâs lips purse into an âoâ shape, and he nods. âRightâŚI knew that.â he clears his throat and straightens up.
she turns back to the council, "Unless I am mistaken - his charges are 'kidnapping citizens, kidnapping governing officials, terrorization, theft and general malicious activity'" She clears her throat, "Correct?"
"Yes." Heimerdinger answers, "Though, the case of malicious activity.."
"We are not dropping that charge." Bolbok hissed, "The only charge we should have been willing to debate was adultery. It has been dropped."
Shoola sighs, "We must be keeping the law in mind and not just personal afflictions." She says, looking at Hoskel and Salo, "We are councilors. If we judge this man incorrectly, it is on us."
"I agree." Kiramman chimes, "Miss Jin, do you require proof of each of the crimes?"
she folds her arms, "Yes, i would like to see this 'proof'. Once you are finished I have prepared a case of my own."
"Very well. Councilor Talis? The projections, please." Kiramman stated, looking towards Talis, who stands up.
Councilor Talis takes out a medium device, "As well as these physical copies of various postsâ" he coughs out, pressing the device and watching as it whirs to life, "There are these projections, for viewing."
He sounded so proud. The machine stuttered but began 'projecting' a hologramâ
Heimerdinger looks a tinge angry, but eh...
Damn. Did they really print this stuff out?
the projections are lightened blue and ...yeah.
"This is just a few examples taken from the application, Tumblr."
(under cut. admin got lazy.)
"Hm. Interesting." she inspects the evidence.
"Well today I hope to reduce my client's sentence as much as possible so that he may stay with his pregnant wife and not abandon his family." she sighs, patting Cane on the back.
She clears her throat, "My client, Cane, is a light in his friends and family's lives." she nods, "He's worked hard to get where he is today - a victim of circumstance." she sighs again.
"He used to live in the undercity, as all of you know - but today he lives in an elegant home in Piltover with his wife, their animals, and a family friend. Why would he throw all of that away? after all he's done to get to where he is today?" she folds her arms.
"May I call a character witness for the council? Miss. Ivy Kidnapper?" she clears her throat, "Mr.Kidnapper's wife and the mother of his children."
