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@ask-red-guy-dhmis
Oh. Well, hello. Welcome to... wherever this is. I'm [REDACTED], but you can call me Red. I guess.
You can send me asks, if you want. I like to think I'm pretty clever. In any case it will be a break from the dreariness.
And I know I'm irresistible, but please control yourself. Nothing too sexual or suggestive.
Anyway, have fun. I'll answer pretty quickly, probably. It's not like I've got anything else to do.
tumblr user FOOLISHLY reblogs to the WRONG BLOG and is EXECUTED IMMEDIATELY
Hypothetically of course, what would you do if I accidentally unleashed 2000 wasps directly into your home.
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Did I say hypothetically.
Ignore the buzzing please
Oh no.
heya red. What are your thoughts on ducks? (The birds, not your friend)
Hm. Do they taste like chicken? I feel like they probably do. So, good.
Oh hey man. Good to see you. I thought you died. Didn't you die? I was sure you died? Why are you alive? Weren't you meant to die a long time ago?
#mecore
What do you think about Roy?
I think he needs to maybe stay away. He keeps making us strange smelling packages that I don't open.
Damn, dude I thought you just straight up abandoned tumblr. Glad youre alive.
I did and then I remembered again. Good to still be alive too.
Out of the other two, who would you say your favorite one is?
People ask me this all the time. I don't know what to tell you, I'm equally as annoyed by both of them.
how tall are you ?
You people like measuring things in apples, right? Since that wally fellow came around? We checked it, 18 apples tall
((sorry to break your character, please ignore me op))- but i actually have the real answer to this question!
red guy is played by different people. originally it was joe pelling (and actually others i think during the webseries days!) but in the tv show, joe is only his voice actor. Joss Carter is actually the official actor/puppeteer!
joss carter is 5’7, meaning that red guy, believe it or not, is only 5’7! (at least in the tv series!)
((i think the sets as well as the other characters are meant to make red guy purposefully look bigger, so i wouldnt say that this is his “canon” height— but at least in our world, he is 5’7))
if we’re going off of Hello Kitty apples— an apple would be 12cm. If we do a lil math i wont bore you with-
red guy would only be 14 apples tall
friendly reminder red guy is 14 apples tall :33
Well. That's still more apples than the other one.
Hey, do you mind if I borrow your shredder for a little bit.
( @ask-red-guy-dhmis )
YES I MIND. DO NOT TOUCH MY PERSONAL HOME SHREDDER OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, didn't quite hear you, I just need to shred these old liver tins for the recycle I'm sure you understand okay thank you.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO YOU CAN't PUT TIN IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey mate, um, I have some bad news.
WHO MADE THIS AND WHY IS IT ON MY DISPLAY????????????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Identity theft is a crime frowned upon by ME!!!!!!!!! DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!! @ military
You. You can't tag the military. It's not gonna work.
you called.
You're not real go away.
Hey, do you mind if I borrow your shredder for a little bit.
( @ask-red-guy-dhmis )
YES I MIND. DO NOT TOUCH MY PERSONAL HOME SHREDDER OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, didn't quite hear you, I just need to shred these old liver tins for the recycle I'm sure you understand okay thank you.
opinions on the green bird one?
Hm. Well, I can't very well speak my mind now that he reads all my posts.
Hey about that Hospital place
See this is what I'm talking about, about the doors. One second I'm there, next I'm in some weird garage or something.
The computer guy keeps flirting with me. Colin, I said I wasn't interested.
Hey about that Hospital place
See this is what I'm talking about, about the doors. One second I'm there, next I'm in some weird garage or something.
what would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go?
Not this again...
are you just hungry?
y es :O( they won t feedme
He just ate. I told him I didn't want the ants so he took them instead.
