Tabloids for the Project Hail Mary mission, c. 20xx. (The Sunday Times, The Times Magazine.)

bliss lane
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RMH
Not today Justin
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Today's Document
Jules of Nature

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izzy's playlists!

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@maudlinsolus
Tabloids for the Project Hail Mary mission, c. 20xx. (The Sunday Times, The Times Magazine.)
‘i chose to stay silent’
the face i stay silent with
Everything is so rushed. People in their twenties complaining about being old, sped up songs, sped up videos, too many things to do in such a short time. We have lost the art of lingering.
"transhumanist" ttrpgs can't help themselves from adding a sanity meter that makes you go more "insane" when you modify your body
"no umm you see the natural state of the human body is pure and perfect and changing it in any way causes you to become mentally ill (bad thing) and violent. why are you looking at me like that, i'm not ableist trust me i said acab in my ttrpg i'm progressive i'm a good person" is the general vibe that it gives off.
a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.
I definitely know this feeling
living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this
people will go onnn about how a man’s flaws makes him so nuanced and interesting and then act genuinely confused when u feel the same way about a woman…
guys. Guys please you're allowed to say big boy words. please we cannot keep just rolling with the sanitization of every space on the internet ok. you're allowed to say suicide. you're allowed to say porn. they're not bad words, they're just words.
also by ''censoring'' the words with silly spellings you're actually making it much harder for people to filter out. please just say Sex you don't have to call it woohoo like it's the fucking sims. i promise the Word Police aren't going to arrest you
wyd after taking this
Ryland Grace, seconds before losing consciousness: did--did you just reference Parks and Rec
I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.
Despite being centrally symetrical, baby starfish start out as bilateral larvae. Then a smaller, round larvae grows inside the first one and eats it alive. Which is like, not normal.
I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.
Despite being centrally symetrical, baby starfish start out as bilateral larvae. Then a smaller, round larvae grows inside the first one and eats it alive. Which is like, not normal.
I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.
Despite being centrally symetrical, baby starfish start out as bilateral larvae. Then a smaller, round larvae grows inside the first one and eats it alive. Which is like, not normal.
I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.
Despite being centrally symetrical, baby starfish start out as bilateral larvae. Then a smaller, round larvae grows inside the first one and eats it alive. Which is like, not normal.
“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience
the target audience of all of my posts is me
Ok then don't post it online?
sorry i forgot we’re only allowed to post if it’s a performance for a target audience my bad my fault sorry