Ask Richard Brook

My name is Richard Brook. Some of you may know me as the Storyteller. Ask me about my life, my work, or even this nasty Jim Moriarty business and I'll do my very best to answer.

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Are you all right Richard??? It's been months.... We're getting quite worried about you...

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From this post: Daddy Knows Best Someone HAD to do it. And I Did. I had so much fun doing it, and I’m proud of it, ‘cause I can’t even believe, myself, that I am the one who made that sjkdfhjksdgfjklsdgfjk

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(Oh my goodness! Look at this! LISTEN TO THIS!)

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For Bunny.

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Daddy Knows Best

Also, here are the lyrics in text. If anyone wants them for anything. ;)

Daddy Knows Best

Look at you, as fragile as a feather

Never really certain who you are

You know why we're in this mind together...

(Yes, but--)

That's right, so you don't wander too far

Richie, no relationship is perfect

Everyone gets angry or depressed

Complain, if you must,

But darling, trust me:

Daddy knows best!

Daddy knows best

The world is unforgiving

I can't leave you on your own

Daddy knows best

I couldn't go on living

Knowing you're out there, alone

Bankruptcy! Drugs! Total mental breakdowns!

Murderers and gangs (gasp!) the Mob!

Also large bugs, men with pointy cheeks and-

Stop, no more, you'll just upset me!

Daddy's right here, Daddy will protect you

Darling, here's what I suggest:

Don't be bad, just stick with Daddy

Daddy knows best!

Go ahead, get thrown in an asylum.

Go ahead, get mugged and left for dead.

Me? I'm just your best friend, that's all I am.

I've only always been there for you.

Go ahead and leave me.

Do it, sweetie.

Go and see if anyone's impressed.

When it's too late

You'll see, just wait

Daddy knows best!

Daddy knows best,

Listen to me, honey

Without me you're a little freak

Whiny and depressed

Running out of money

Please, you wouldn't last a week!

Gullible, naïve, talentless and lazy

Clothing-wise a total slob!

Plus, gotta say, going kinda crazy

I'm just saying 'cuz I wuv you.

Daddy understands, daddy's here to help you,

All I have is one request:

(spoken:)

Richard, understand once and for all: You will never be rid of me.

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Harm

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Twas the Night Before Christmas

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Merry Christmas, ask-richard-brook!

This was my first secret santa, so I wasn’t entirely sure what to do. I’m not good at writing or drawing or anything, really. But as I was scrolling through your blog I encountered the Murder Tree, and inspiration struck. I then proceeded to spend a crapton of time and paper papercrafting the tree. 

Its not an exact replica, but I hope you like it anyway! (Although, if Rich sees it, he might have a heart attack. You might want to keep it away from him.)

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((Wow!!! ~*o_o*~ That is utterly beautiful.))

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25 Days of Richard: Day 14

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25 Days of Richard: Day 13

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25 Days of Richard: Day 11/12

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25 Days of Richard: Day 10

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25 Days of Richard: Day 9

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25 Days of Richard: Day 8

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25 Days of Richard: Day 7

Progress.

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25 Days of Richard: Day 6

Going to get back on track with these.

Idea courtesy of the Doodlecrew.

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Hello everyone!

((I’ve gotten a number of asks regarding where I’ve been this past week. I’m sorry, you guys, I’ve just been busy with life and money stuff, but hopefully that is all fixed and sorted sooo…

Posts are coming back tonight!

Thanks to all my followers for sticking by the blog, and for being patient!))

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Richard's Fall

Description: What the Reichenbach Fall might have looked like had Jim Moriarty truly been an actor named Richard Brook, paid by a psychotic and deadly Sherlock Holmes. Based loosely on the characters created by http://ask-richard-brook.tumblr.com. Based heavily on BBC Sherlock, created by Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss, more specifically on The Reichenbach Fall by Steve Thompson.

Length: 13 Pages (5800 words)

Warnings: Death of a main character, Suicide, Reichenfeels, mental illness

Pairings: Implied MorMor

Sample: “‘It’s not my fault you killed those people! I didn’t ask you to…I didn’t know…’Richard shut his eyes against the memory. The newspaper headings. The pictures. The bodies.

Holmes smirked. ‘Please. You knew what being Moriarty would mean from the start. You didn’t even take much convincing.’He laughed. ‘I thought it would be difficult to find someone to take the part. But in the end, it was easy. It was easy. You can’t pretend that part of you didn’t want this, Jim.’

Richard blinked.’Richard.’

Holmes paused, his brow furrowed. ‘What?’ “

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((This, this actually made me cry. On two separate occasions. This is amazing, and I really like the idea of Richard being homeless at some point. Thank you so much for writing this.))