Mayor J. McCartney

I want a horse, I want a sheep, I wanna get me a good night's sleep!!

[ask-rtdkmayormccartney]

My son's gotten me on here, says it may be fun. I'm only here to make him happy. And mostly so he doesn't keep trying to get me to do it.

Ask me anything you wish to.

Mod is @mack-n--cheese

I kept wanting to do stuff with Mayor McCartney but there was no blog and he doesn't REAAALLLY have to interact with Ringo THAAAAAT much so it's fine. Discord has trained me to play two people at once ...

I'm not great but I'll do my best!!!!

[ask-rtdkmayormccartney]

*gives you a horse and sheep*

Oh! Thank you!

Where the hell am I gonna put these...

[ask-rtdkmayormccartney]

No horse, no sheep, and your having a bad night sleep

FUCK.

[ask-rtdkmayormccartney]

HAPPY MCLENNON DAY

OTHERWISE KNOWN AS LENNON-MCCARTNEY DAY

THANK??? YOU???

[ask-rtdkmayormccartney]

What chores you got him doin??

Chorey ones, I suppose.

[ask-rtdkmayormccartney]

Your not getting a sheep

SHUCKS.

[ask-rtdkmayormccartney]

Why do you have many windows in your houses??

Because we like them.

[ask-rtdkpaul]

Would you ever want to visit America? I think you should!

What stuff would you want to do, or what foods would you want to try?

I’ve never been too interested in travelling because if I’m not in my or George’s house for over 3 days I get really upset and homesick y’know. I mean, if I didn’t have that problem maybe I would go? I’m not sure what I’d do there y’know.

[ask-rtdkmayormccartney]

America's lovely really, very cool place to visit. I liked Miami, but you don't like water so it'd be a bit drab for you.

[ask-rtdkmayormccartney]

I had a dream about meeting you and small Paul and the only thing I remember is that you threw something at me cause you didn’t like me

Well, what'd you do to deserve it?

[ask-rtdkmayormccartney]

GUBBY THIS.

VS

GUBBY THAT.

What's a Gubby?

[ask-rtdkmayormccartney]

Are you a neko

Huh?

[ask-rtdkmayormccartney]

I'm going to demolish the houses on your town

Don't?

[ask-rtdkmayormccartney]

Do I have permission to call my yart the Paul Mc-yart-ney

I would say no, but that's actually quite funny. So, yes. Only you though.

[ask-rtdkmayormccartney]

Mr mayor, oh, Mr mayor!

Im hungry, Mr mayor

Please feed me, mr mayor 🙏🏻

Foods in the fridge, if you need it.

[ask-rtdkmayormccartney]

Paulie seems to mimic a lot of your mannerisms when he’s frustrated or mad. He stands like you and whatnot.

Yes, he's my little mini-me.

[ask-rtdkmayormccartney]

Did Paul lose his Liverpudlian accent a bit when you moved to Holland? Did you lose it and gain a slight Dutch accent??

He didn't have much of an accent really, we moved here when he was rather small. But yeah, my accent's faded a bit since I've been here, so's his.

[ask-rtdkmayormccartney]

Do you think Paul will start smoking weed when he’s a teenager because of George and Ringo

No, because if he ever touches drugs I'll bludgeon him.

[ask-rtdkpaul]

I mean, I don’t particularly plan to smoke weed but if I’m 18 it’s fair game y’know.

[ask-rtdkmayormccartney]

Wait till you're 25, so your brain is fully developed.

[ask-rtdkpaul]

I don’t reckon you waited until 25 y’know.

[ask-rtdkmayormccartney]

Yeah well you're meant to be better than me.

[ask-rtdkpaul]

Yeah but the sequel is rarely better. No one can say really y’know.

[ask-rtdkmayormccartney]

Okay, well the "sequel" better not knock a bird up at twenty and make a trilogy, 'kay?