Welcome to the second circle of hell

Heyo! My name is Saikaku Oshima, the Ultimate Plushy Maker. I'm 19, 6'1', as well as a bisexual neko. And I'm Keizo Oshima. I'm 18, Demisexual, Smol af(5'4), and a trans boy! [DISCLAIMER! This blog is now being run by Saikaku and Keizo, as the original mod of the blog is a system who has these two as fictives.]

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Revival/Starter

With a groggy groan and some shuffling about, Saikaku seems to have woken up from a nap.

"Nnhaaah..? Oh.." He let out a loud, exaggerated yawn, stretching out before slumping back down. "Welcome back, it sure has been a while.." He said with a groggy, husky voice that's still not fully awake. "Let me get my glasses on, and I'll-" His words were cut off by another yawn. "I'll be ready to talk to you all again."

With a small smile, he got out of bed, putting his glasses on and dragging his feet to get dressed.

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How's my favorite kitty doing? Do you want some pets?

“That would be nice, yes.. I am quite fine.”

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*pokes cheeks*

“Hehehe! Hello there!”

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You like naps

“Quite a bit! Sometimes all you need to lay back and relax and forget your problems is a good nap!”

“They’re even better when you lay in a sunspot by a window!”

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Is it okay to send threads again? 🥺👉👈

[Hmmm, I’d say so! However due to quarantine fucking with us, we may not be good at keeping them running 🥺]

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*hands you catnip*

“Oooo!!!” He started playing with it, giggling like mad.

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How are your husbands doing?

“I uh, don’t quite know. We haven’t been in touch in a while.”

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You. You are baby

“Awww, thank you, nonnie!”

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wait whos koto? are they just someone random?

“If you were here in the old days, I ended up adopting a chaos child named Kage. This is their new name.”

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You -Koto

“You,”

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[Points at you] You. -Koto

“Me.”

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*pats head*

He let out a soft purr-like hum, smiling. “Mmm..”

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[Bop] -Koto

“Oop-! I somewhat deserved that-!” He chuckled.

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*crawls ears*

“I.. Have no idea what this ask is meant to be...”

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Catnip?

“Well, you’ve certainly got my attention, hmhmhm!”

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How's your plushy making going? What did you do? :0

“It’s going rather well!!! A few annoying choosing beggars and Karens but that’s the norm nowadays.”

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That's because you're such a nice person! I've missed you ;;

“Aw, you flatter me, anon! Thank you very much!”