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Day 1 without Mjolnir: Thor throws a remote at his brother.
Day 2 without Mjolnir: Thor throws his brother at some guards.
2 weeks without Mjolnir: Thor throws increasingly improbable items about desperately hoping to find one that returns to him. Utter destruction lies in his wake.
It occurs to me to add: Loki is actually very much like Mjolnir. Not only is he an effective projectile weapon, but no matter how far he strays, heāll always come back to Thor.
When you are younger you see adults as having everything under control, but when you become an adult, you kinda realise that everybody is just kinda winging it.
why have we stopped wearing cloaks and capes. this is ridiculous. the human race is a failure
sad / heartbreak starters
āi feel like iām losing you.ā
āi didnāt mean to push you away.ā
āi donāt want to lose you.ā
āplease just stay with me.ā
āgive me another chance.ā
ādonāt you care about me at all?ā
āi thought you loved me.ā
āyou promised you wouldnāt leave me.ā
āi donāt know what iād do without you.ā
āi never thought youād be the one to break my heart.ā
āi need time to think about us.ā
āplease donāt leave like this.ā
āiām begging you to stay.ā
āthis canāt be goodbye.ā
ādonāt you love me anymore?ā
ādo youā¦ not want me anymore?ā
āi wish i could be enough for you.ā
āi wish you could see how much this is hurting me.ā
āiām scared of losing you.ā
Do flat earthers think the moon is flat too?
Send meĀ ādo you know who I am?ā for myĀ muse to have amnesia and not recognise them
Age Difference Starter Sentences
"Are you even old enough to be here?"
"What did I tell you about coming here? You're too young."
"Age is but a number."
"Will you just drop my age and go on one measly date?"
"If I was just a few years older, I'd marry you."
"You can't tell anyone about this."
"You're too young for me."
"You're too old for me."
"Hey, I'm over 18. It's perfectly legal."
"My feelings for you mean more to me than your age."
"Ask me again when you're done with high school/college."
"I'm old enough to be your mother/father--okay, maybe not THAT old, but still!"
"This isn't a lifetime movie, I could get into some serious trouble."
"I didn't know you were that young!"
"So I may have lied a bit about my age.."
"This never happened."
"You're not being professional."
"I'm not a kid, you know. Stop treating me like one."
"So you like older men/women, huh?"
"Go home, your parents are probably wondering where you are."
"I'm a lot more mature than you think."
"I don't know if I can handle this."
"But think about it, in ten years it won't even look like that big of an age difference!"
Give my muse a nickname!
Make it cute, embarrassing, or annoying- anything goes!
Send a āāā for my muses reaction to your muse smacking them repeatedly and yelling, āYou could have died!!!ā
Sleepover Sentence Starters
āSince its this late, might as well stay the night.ā
āHope youāre prepared for the most intense pillowfight of your life.āĀ
āForewarning, I talk in my sleep.ā
āYou were talking in your sleep.ā
āDid you just snore yourself awake?āĀ
āDid I just snore myself awake?āĀ
āOh! I call top bunk!āĀ
āGuess Iām taking the bottom bunk.āĀ
āYou can have as many blankets as you need.āĀ
āMovie or sleep?ā
āHey are you still awake?ā
āI know its 2am, but letās watch a scary movie.āĀ
āWhy did we watch a scary movie?āĀ
āThis is a stupid idea, but it sounds fun.ā
āWeāll have to share the bed.ā
āBed or couch?āĀ
āDo you want some more pillows?āĀ
āLets make a pillow fort.ā
āI wonder how much junk food we can eat till we pass out.ā
āThis was a good idea.āĀ
āThis was a horrible idea.āĀ
āYour feet are COLD!ā
āDo you need to borrow some pajamas?āĀ
āWanna play a video game?āĀ
āSleepovers are for late night gossiping right?ā
āTell me your secrets.ā
āWant to play truth or dare?āĀ
āYou sleep with a stuffed animal?ā
āMake yourself at home.ā
āYou should stay the night.ā
āLetās tell scary stories!āĀ
āOkay, but promise you wonāt tell anybody.āĀ
āYour couch is so uncomfortable.āĀ
āI have enough blankets to warm Antarctica.ā
āI canāt sleep.ā
āWe should stay up all night.ā
āWe should have a sleepover.āĀ
āArenāt sleepovers for twelve year olds?āĀ
āWould you be quiet!ā
āI thought you were asleep already.āĀ
āYou have a sleeping bag?āĀ
āI brought my sleeping bag.āĀ
āThisāll be fun!āĀ
Itās interesting that Laffy Taffy has been around for almost 60 years, yet they still canāt seem to be able to produce a wrapper that comes off in less than 6 pieces.
Someone somewhere has already broken their iPhone X
Uh, hiā¦ Alexās girlfriend? Iām looking for my older brother. He was kind of mad at me last time, though. I accidentally fucked up, really fucked up.
Yeah, you did. You fucked up. ((Alex as his female counterpart for 15 asks! 2/15))
ā¦I guess heās mentioned me. I just want to talk to him, can you please tell him Iām here? Please?
Heās here.
Can I see him? I need to talk to him, I need to tell him Iām sorry for something I did that I didnāt know was wrong. Please, itās really important.
You can tell me.
No! I gotta tell Alex, I gotta tell my rocketship, Iāve gotta tell him Iām sorry. I know itās too late but I have to tell him Iām sorry. I have to. Please, please let me apologise to him.
Aw, fuck, youāre gonna think Iām crazy.
What? Why? Is he okay? You said he was here!
Heās fine. Heās in front of you.
āWhat do you mean, heās... You mean youāre...? Oh my god, Alex!ā *tackles*Ā āIām so sorry I never wanted to hurt you and I never wanted to wreck things with you and Hank and please stop being mad at me cause I love you and I miss you and please tell me what to do please.ā
Uh, hiā¦ Alexās girlfriend? Iām looking for my older brother. He was kind of mad at me last time, though. I accidentally fucked up, really fucked up.
Yeah, you did. You fucked up. ((Alex as his female counterpart for 15 asks! 2/15))
ā¦I guess heās mentioned me. I just want to talk to him, can you please tell him Iām here? Please?
Heās here.
Can I see him? I need to talk to him, I need to tell him Iām sorry for something I did that I didnāt know was wrong. Please, itās really important.
You can tell me.
No! I gotta tell Alex, I gotta tell my rocketship, Iāve gotta tell him Iām sorry. I know itās too late but I have to tell him Iām sorry. I have to. Please, please let me apologise to him.
Aw, fuck, youāre gonna think Iām crazy.
What? Why? Is he okay? You said he was here!
Uh, hiā¦ Alexās girlfriend? Iām looking for my older brother. He was kind of mad at me last time, though. I accidentally fucked up, really fucked up.
Yeah, you did. You fucked up. ((Alex as his female counterpart for 15 asks! 2/15))
ā¦I guess heās mentioned me. I just want to talk to him, can you please tell him Iām here? Please?
Heās here.
Can I see him? I need to talk to him, I need to tell him Iām sorry for something I did that I didnāt know was wrong. Please, itās really important.
You can tell me.
No! I gotta tell Alex, I gotta tell my rocketship, Iāve gotta tell him Iām sorry. I know itās too late but I have to tell him Iām sorry. I have to. Please, please let me apologise to him.
Uh, hiā¦ Alexās girlfriend? Iām looking for my older brother. He was kind of mad at me last time, though. I accidentally fucked up, really fucked up.
Yeah, you did. You fucked up. ((Alex as his female counterpart for 15 asks! 2/15))
ā¦I guess heās mentioned me. I just want to talk to him, can you please tell him Iām here? Please?
Heās here.
Can I see him? I need to talk to him, I need to tell him Iām sorry for something I did that I didnāt know was wrong. Please, itās really important.
