Coming out of my cave and... oh wow, it's bright

Call me Phil (she/her). This blog consists of whatever random crap I find amusing, including various fandoms. Anyone can follow me (except porn bots, blocked on sight), but some of you might not like what you read, and you'll be blocked if you're an asshole about it.

[userarmand]

i've been trying to figure out what lestat's narration style reminded me of and have just realized that it's kuzco from the emperor's new groove

[thegreatescape]

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～『✧~*OTP*~✧』

[vafr0]

How far can they fly?🍂

[saltedbruises]

Such a funky style!

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[mxtomituck]

[fellshish]

a fic comment can really hold you and cradle you like a baby

[monkeysky]

Minotaur is not a species

The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[wintersoldierfell]

hang on i gotta google something

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I am so sorry.

[carby]

Roses are red, my favorite season is fall,

[aropride]

guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent

[aropride]

lalala world so beautiful advertisements so extinct (opens website on mobile)AAAAAH!!!!!!! OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

[parkchanwoohoo]

I don't fuck w nerds, the moment I can smell lore correction coming I'm like "Oh Neptune" and I gotta call my mom and ask her to pick me up

If I'm like "I really liked the scene where Gandalf learns the truth about the Ring in the first movie" and someone's like "Oh you mean when he was in Minas Tirith, originally known as Minas Anor when it was first built in the Third Age?" I am pulling the nearest fire alarm

[parkchanwoohoo]

Them: Pelargir prospered further under the reign of the the Ship-kings, and Tarannon Falastur, 12th king of Gondor, built a home there, though Berúthiel, his wife, didn't care for it

Me, sweating: D. Did you know that. That Viggo Mortensen really broke his toe. In that one scene

[tricky-pockets]

hey quick question, probably not important - how did you know all that stuff to put in the hypotheticals

[parkchanwoohoo]

[Throws smoke bomb down on the floor] [When the smoke clears I am still in the room with you but lying facedown, possibly dead but more likely unconscious. There is a visible dent in the nearest door.]

[galaktioart]

Just let them have a silly-away-mission-cuddling&nap-in-a-cave, Sisco!

[[ Sorry for random fandoms, it will happen again! Im just pride monthing ]]

[anarchistmemedistro]

AI haters build tarpits to trap and trick AI scrapers that ignore robots.txt

Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.

[megaceros]

love that energy

[iamthecutestofborg]

I was making general TNG/DS9 memes but so many ended up being about Lwaxana that she just had to have her own post. Iconic. Love that for her.

[skrankku]

Big fan of whatever the fuck they've got going on.

[punishedsaints]

[shadowblade8192]

do you think the people who would build a rent reducer 9000 are the same people who are building houses

[nervebynerve]

“The daily routine of most adults is so heavy and artificial that we are closed off to much of the world. We have to do this in order to get our work done. I think one purpose of art is to get us out of those routines. When we hear music or poetry or stories, the world opens up again. We’re drawn in — or out — and the windows of our perception are cleansed, as William Blake said. The same thing can happen when we’re around young children or adults who have unlearned those habits of shutting the world out.”

— Ursula K. Le Guin 

[computer-voiced-by-majel-barrett]

Shoutout to my favorite genre of TOS episode:

[lammartopia]

This was based on somthing I saw that I lost and now I feel bad :(