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noise dept.
will byers stan first human second
Cosmic Funnies
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Product Placement
Jules of Nature
JVL
Misplaced Lens Cap
tannertan36
taylor price
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Love Begins
Kiana Khansmith
Sade Olutola
cherry valley forever
ojovivo
shark vs the universe
Cosimo Galluzzi
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@ask-scp-2786
Sorry
Honestly this as been a long time coming but
I’m done with this blog (and all the blogs connected to this)
sorry, but if you want to keep chatting/rping/whatever I have a
DeviantArt: Randomdrawer1010
Main tumblr: @pengunsare-gay
Discord: Ask somewhere else it changes to much like damn
Again, sorry, I’m ust out of steam for all these blogs
HELLO 2786 I AM 4597 OTHERWISE KNOWN AS ROBO THE KILLER ROBOT, I HAVE JUST GOTTEN HERE A FEW WEEKS AGO, IF YOU MIND ME ASKING, HOW DO I KILL EVERYONE HERE?
“Oh! That’s a simple answer Robo!”
“Pray!”
‘Su no-’
now listen here you unhealthy pie
Su, to a Blank who passed out from over working himself so badly
Reblog this if your muse looks good in a suit.
Blank: hi Su, uh, why is there ice cream on my desk
Su: You haven't eaten for the past three weeks Blank
Su: also I may or may not have written 'send nudes' into the icecream but that's beside the point
Random Doctor: wait, you're a level one and you're in charge of it?
Blank:
Blank: looks at Su who looks at a camera
What the hell..
Dr. Blank, who is scared someone help this man
even more Su and co but as Thomas Sanders quotes
Su: also a prince kisses a seemingly unconscious lady? I guess consent really isn't important-
035: HE THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD IT WAS A FAREWELL KIS- what's with all the prince hate
Su: I wonder
--
Su: well now we're back on the lack of consent with sleeping woman
035: IT WAS TO LIFE A CURSE
--
Able: also when Elsa dies Olaf will too 'cause the magic will be gone, so just prolong the inevitable?
Su and 035: whoa, whoa-
Able: I warned you- I warned you
--
"It is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- " ~Carnage
“sweet fucking-”
Su, who hadn’t noticed Carnage unceremoniously hits his face against the wall, and falls over, before quickly standing up.
“my eaRS”
Carnage laughs really loudly.
“hhhhhhhhhhhh,”
Su takes a breath, and crosses his arms.
“What was that for?!”
“I wanted to mess with ya a bit.” Carnage says to him giggling.
Su opened his mouth for a second, then stopped
“well- you succeeded,”
“Yep I did!”
Su nods, and turns to leave
“If you need me for some fucking reason, I’ll be in the cafeteria,”
"It is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- " ~Carnage
“sweet fucking-”
Su, who hadn’t noticed Carnage unceremoniously hits his face against the wall, and falls over, before quickly standing up.
“my eaRS”
Carnage laughs really loudly.
“hhhhhhhhhhhh,”
Su takes a breath, and crosses his arms.
“What was that for?!”
“I wanted to mess with ya a bit.” Carnage says to him giggling.
Su opened his mouth for a second, then stopped
“well- you succeeded,”
"It is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- " ~Carnage
“sweet fucking-”
Su, who hadn’t noticed Carnage unceremoniously hits his face against the wall, and falls over, before quickly standing up.
“my eaRS”
Carnage laughs really loudly.
“hhhhhhhhhhhh,”
Su takes a breath, and crosses his arms.
“What was that for?!”
"It is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- " ~Carnage
“sweet fucking-”
Su, who hadn’t noticed Carnage unceremoniously hits his face against the wall, and falls over, before quickly standing up.
“my eaRS”
fifty vine starter sentences for when it’s 3am
‘ NOT ON MY WATCH. ’ ‘ you thought it was over? … ha. ’ ‘ pepsi bottle? coca cola glass? i don’t give a damn. ’ ‘ aa … aaa …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ’ ‘ so you just gon’ bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? ’ ‘ why are you running? why are you running? ’ ‘ just because my parents won’t let me get makeup, or piercings, doesn’t make me a fucking preppy. fuck preppies. ’ ‘ god first. skating second. hit me up on christian mingle. ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming … AAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ oh my gosh, is that corbin bleu from jump in? ’ ‘ it’s me, jessie, and ari, if he … if they test me they sorry. ’ ‘ okay guys … i’m about to say a curse word, you ready? … shut up! ’ ‘ on all levels except physical, i am a wolf. ’ ‘ i thought you were bae! … turns out you’re just fam… ’ ‘ i mean … you’re so tall, you must have a problem. ’ ‘ i sneezed, oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze? ’ ‘ sorry i’m on the toilet, hope the ice cream don’t melt! ’ ‘ oh my fuckin’ god, she fuckin’ dead. ’ ‘ I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME! ’ ‘ we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. ’ ‘ hey, my name is ____, i got a basketball game tomorrowwww, i’m a point guard. ’ ‘ i’m washing me and my clothes, bitch! i’m washing me and my clothes.. ’ ‘ MY DICK FELL OFF! ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ yogurt is just fruit sperm! and i’m not gay. ’ ‘ hi, welcome to chili’s. ’ ‘ that’s what good pussy sounds like. ’ ‘ stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward. and i am NOT a coward! ’ ‘ if your name is ____ and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand! ’ ‘ bitch! why you mad? ‘cause my pussy pops severely, and yours don’t?! ’ ‘ merry crisis. ’ ‘ i love you bitch. i ain’t gonna ever stop loving you …. bitch. ’ ‘ what up? i’m ____, i’m nineteen, and i never fuckin’ learned how to read. ’ ‘ this bitch empty! YEET! ’ ‘ and they were roommates ! ’ ‘ is that a weed?! i’m calling the police! ’ ‘ today my brother pushed me so i am starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be: i would get pushed way less. ’ ‘ it is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ i won’t hesitate, bitch! ’ ‘ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of JESUS! ’ ‘ i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag. ’ ‘ you are my dad, you’re my dad! boogie woogie woogie. ’ ‘ i got two free tacos! ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does! ’ ‘ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. ’ ‘ get that education bro! GET THAT EDUCATION BRO! ’ ‘ yes, she is a bitch. b i c t … h. ’ ‘ ohhh shit, what is that? who you fightin’? ’ ‘ don’t fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! ’
The Wrong Sort of First Meeting Starters
“Well, /you/ weren’t who I was expecting.”
“Who the hell are you?!”
“Hey, that’s MY car!”
“Give me back my wallet before I break every bone in your hand.”
“I’m so sorry, I didn’t see you there!”
“Get out of my way.”
“Looking for something~?”
“You’re… not the right one.”
“Did I just kidnap the wrong person?”
“What are you doing in my room?!”
“Hey! You! Fuck off!”
“You’re asking for trouble!”
“Got something to say, huh?!”
“You conniving /bitch/!”
“You don’t know me, but I’ve seen your face in the paper enough to know that I can make some pocket change off you.”
“Do you know who I am?!”
“What the fuck?!”
“You can’t just stab strangers all nilly-willy!”
“Where are you taking me?!”
“Hey! Watch it!”
“That’s gonna cost you.”
“It’s nothing personal.”
“Get that gun out of my face!”
“W-what do you want?”
“You’re that ‘monster’ everyone’s been whispering about, aren’t you?”
“W-what are you?”
“You have to get through me first!”
“How very… noble, of you, as pathetic as it is.”
“You’re not even a footnote in my memory.”
🔪+ add your own!
(bls)
‘I just wanna go home...’
(open rp or something ifk I just wanna make Su sad)
What are you? I’m not from this universe... my universe is full of monsters and I’m the only one who can fight the Hierophant so....
“Well, I’m a glitchy things that fucks with narratives of fictional stories, or as my file says,”
Su coughs, and in his best narrator voice, speaks.
“‘SCP-2786 is the designation for a metaphysical entity narrative-based bipedal humanoid of indeterminate age, sex and appearance.‘“
( http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2786 - his file)
