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From nowhere I was informed in passing that Beekeeper Singed is a thing now and random sites are crediting me with it’s creation. Hah! What a world.

Also whats up fellas, been a while and I’ll probably go back into hiding soon, but figured I’d let you know I was alive. Broke my hand a while back and things haven’t been the same since. Hope all is well!

asksonabuvelle

I mean really..what tabloid did you pick that out of? The journal of justice has been long gone.

Singed? Of all people?

((response to))

ask-singed

Hilarity in the absurdity of it all aside, the little lady isn't wrong.

Me? Of all people? Married?

You lot know me far less than you realize, it seems!

I am so deeply disappointed right now.

#GET REAL #Singed x Poison

asksonabuvelle

………

ask-singed

[MEANWHILE]

#my inbox #is so full #I didn't ask for this

#League of Legends #leagueoflegends #Singed #Riven #Ask-Singed #Singed X Riven? More like Singed > Riven #Old Post Revival #Back to disappearing into the void

askmalphite reblogged this from askriven-theexile and added:

oh god… not this again… singed x riven…. IT’S ALL HAPPENING AGAIN

Does this “X” thing not imply “liking” of some sort? No, no. Let me fix this for you.

#league of legends #Leagueoflegends #Singed #Riven #Singed X Riven? More like Singed > Riven #Old Post Revival #KINDA of related #Sort of #Not really.

askfireannie

Sona and Singed? o.O The Chain Warden ain't gonna like this... at all...

And Tresh? What does he mind? I’m SURE he’s gonna be super duper SUUUPER happy when they get married and have lotslots pretty children who will play with me!

hugefy-me

"Oh oh, who’s getting married?"

Hrrrmrmhg there was this one time Singed organized a surprise birthday celebration for a… mutual friend.

…Ugh.

madame-s

…

ask-singed

What? Don't tell me you hadn't the time of your lives. -I- certainly did.

askwarwick

…No.

ask-singed

Absolutely not. Not ever.

//Found this floating around in my working files from some time ago, from before my indefinite hiatus. Figure I owe it to the lady featured here ( madame-s / scylliss ) to finish it regardless of the state of this blog at the moment, especially since as I understand it she's not feelin' well and we had this planned a long time ago. Sorry if I botched those plans! Get better, preferably without Singed's help!

addendum: HAH just now noticing I only remembered his earring, which I added when I first started this blog as a little slice of myself., once in the whole damn thing. I'm bad at referencing myself.

#League of legends #leagueoflegends #Singed #Madame Scylliss #Scylliss

apothecarylulu

//Practice in the form of the most obvious “switch” for me!

#oops hello new followers but this is what I'm doing now hah.

askwarwick

Solve a Rubiks Cube :)

Mmrrr, is that it?

ask-singed

Come now, surely that's not the best challenge someone can come up with?

linllen

ahh yes the result of six hours of stream

the most canon version of their interactions

#One more time here because this is 100% relevant #Singed don't give a damn but it's funny when someone's hate is obsessive no?

askwarwick

Not sure if anyone else has mentioned this, but in Summoner's Rift, Singed is taller than you. However in images of you such as at the beach, you're much taller than he is. Is there any particular reason for this? Maybe Singed is out to give himself that extra edge during fights at the Summoner's Rift...

Allow me to demonstrate this strange phenomena.

Reality:

What you and other Summoners see through that orb of yours:

I surmise it has something to do with some being too small to see properly from your, ermh… perspective. Surely you don’t think Cho’gath is as small as he looks on the field, mm? Hrrhrhr.

ask-singed

All that aside, when dear Master Warwick was human, I was indeed taller than him.

But who's counting, hm?

askwarwick

Aroo Warwick! Is there anything you are missing from your human life? I mean you got better hearing, smelling and probably you can see in the dark too, so it must be much better as a werewolf, right? Also, is there a risk of turning other champions to werewolves when you biting them?

Mrhrhr. Sometimes a man wants to wear a well-tailored piece of clothing, and tailors for a fellow of my build… are few and far between. That, and sweets and drinks being harder on the digestive tract than previously, hrrhrr…

As for the probability of turning others — One would think it would have happened by now were it the case, but until extensive and controlled testing is done, I suppose we won’t fully know, will we?

Champion volunteers are so hard to come by.

ask-singed

That said should any champions like to volunteer for this test, I'll need you to sign here and here, and a copy of your insurance card.