kindergarten babs

come watch Kankri try and fail to control 16 rowdy 5-year-olds

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SKAIA ELEMENTARY EMPLOYEE ROSTER

Kankri Vantas--Teacher, class 413 Porrim Maryam--Teacher, Special Ed Ophelia Snow--Teacher, class 412 Ferdinand Scratch--Principal Damara Megido--Assistant Teacher, class 413

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guys im not dead i promise

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Kankri: Sadly, yes. We’ve l9st at least thirteen cray9ns this year just t9 her regretta6le tendencies. Kankri: And I’d thank y9u t9 n9t use that kind 9f language ar9und my students. They hear quite en9ugh 9f it as it is, what with a few children in particular attending my class.

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It is Karkat they hear it from isn’t it?

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Surprisingly not! Kanaya is the watchdog of the classroom! She is always calling Kankri over saying, "Mr. Vantas, Theresa Is Eating Another Crayon".

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Would you guys be okay with some traditional art answers? My computer died, so... Obligatory ?

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LATULA: som3t1m3s w3 3v3n sk1p cl4ss to go h4ng out at th3 sk4t3 p4rk!!! LATULA: ....don’t t3ll th3 t34ch3r 1 s41d th4t, though.

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GAMZEE: We'Re ThE bEsTeSt BeSt BrOs ThAt EvEr DiD bRo!

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Other than the previously mentioned "Incident" have there been any other particular injuries?

((Yes! Gamzee threw a temper tantrum and lashed out and stabbed Equius with pencil in the leg and then Nepeta attacked but luckily Kankri pulled them apart before there was too much damage done. Equius has a scar from the pencil wound though. Also, Kanaya once tried to cut Eridan with a plastic clay tool from arts n crafts once, but she didn’t do any lasting damage.))

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((The Incident happened when Sollux and Eridan were fighting over who got to be Ron (Feferi was being Hermione)! Eridan lunged at Sollux and poked him in the eye and slugged Feferi in the stomach. They both had to go to Nurse Paint’s and then go home for the day.))

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Kankri: Sadly, yes. We’ve l9st at least thirteen cray9ns this year just t9 her regretta6le tendencies. Kankri: And I’d thank y9u t9 n9t use that kind 9f language ar9und my students. They hear quite en9ugh 9f it as it is, what with a few children in particular attending my class.

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