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SPOT! EMERGENCY! i js ate a potato wdid?!?

Accept your fate. It's what all of us gotta do at a certain point.

If ya do a jig with they leave alone?

Can't tell ya.

...I gotta go, Snitch. Nice talking to ya.

Oh..? Bye I guess.

SPOT! EMERGENCY! i js ate a potato wdid?!?

Accept your fate. It's what all of us gotta do at a certain point.

If ya do a jig with they leave alone?

MOUTH MOUTH MOUTH

SPOT MADE ME DEAF FOR A DAY.

LIKE ACTUALLY

(@ask-race) (unironically spot gave race a cigar that made bro deaf)

...that's... not how that works... he probably got everyone to mouth words to mess with you Racer.....

I CAN’T FREAKING HEAR I HAVE TO WRITE ON THIS WHITEBOARD

...BEING DEAF DOESNT MAKE YOU MUTE??? YOU KNOW CRUTCHY IS PARTIALLY DEAF RIGHT??? AND.. RACE WE'RE TALKING FACE TO FACE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU... YOU HAVE EAR PLUGS IN YOU IDIOT

he like grabs his ears and yanks two lil foam plugs out of his ears

ARE YOU STUPID????

@askkspotconlon gonna murder u

No.

Blindfold? Really?

ugh

I'm gonna push you in the harbor and make you stay in there

With the fish

I CAN’T SWIM

That's the point

The fish will lick you btw

@askjackk HELP

Jack can't save you now.

Look at the fish... Waiting, impatient. They're hungry, Race. Hungry.

I'm sure they would eat 15 year old boy. Certain, actually. Happened a couple weeks ago.

ask-michaels-ghost

can confirm! nice dude, i see him around in Ghostville

Yeah, he was. Race, be nice to the fish. They'll eat you.

ugh

Yeah ugh indeed little bro

YOU’RE CALLIN’ ME LITTLE WHEN YOUSE SHORTER THAN LES.

You should get your eyesight checked I am 6 foot

WHAT

Race aren't you like... 5'5..? 5'7 at best..??? You're way shorter than all three of us...

He’s 5’3”

#i was so close i was just taking what he said in doogie howser

I don't think he's that short is he???

MOUTH MOUTH MOUTH

SPOT MADE ME DEAF FOR A DAY.

LIKE ACTUALLY

(@ask-race) (unironically spot gave race a cigar that made bro deaf)

...that's... not how that works... he probably got everyone to mouth words to mess with you Racer.....

I CAN’T FREAKING HEAR I HAVE TO WRITE ON THIS WHITEBOARD

...BEING DEAF DOESNT MAKE YOU MUTE??? YOU KNOW CRUTCHY IS PARTIALLY DEAF RIGHT??? AND.. RACE WE'RE TALKING FACE TO FACE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU... YOU HAVE EAR PLUGS IN YOU IDIOT

he like grabs his ears and yanks two lil foam plugs out of his ears

ARE YOU STUPID????

@askkspotconlon gonna murder u

No.

Blindfold? Really?

ugh

I'm gonna push you in the harbor and make you stay in there

With the fish

I CAN’T SWIM

That's the point

The fish will lick you btw

@askjackk HELP

Jack can't save you now.

Look at the fish... Waiting, impatient. They're hungry, Race. Hungry.

I'm sure they would eat 15 year old boy. Certain, actually. Happened a couple weeks ago.

ask-michaels-ghost

can confirm! nice dude, i see him around in Ghostville

Yeah, he was. Race, be nice to the fish. They'll eat you.

ugh

Yeah ugh indeed little bro

YOU’RE CALLIN’ ME LITTLE WHEN YOUSE SHORTER THAN LES.

You should get your eyesight checked I am 6 foot

WHAT

Race aren't you like... 5'5..? 5'7 at best..??? You're way shorter than all three of us...

He’s 5’3”

MOUTH MOUTH MOUTH

SPOT MADE ME DEAF FOR A DAY.

LIKE ACTUALLY

(@ask-race) (unironically spot gave race a cigar that made bro deaf)

...that's... not how that works... he probably got everyone to mouth words to mess with you Racer.....

I CAN’T FREAKING HEAR I HAVE TO WRITE ON THIS WHITEBOARD

...BEING DEAF DOESNT MAKE YOU MUTE??? YOU KNOW CRUTCHY IS PARTIALLY DEAF RIGHT??? AND.. RACE WE'RE TALKING FACE TO FACE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU... YOU HAVE EAR PLUGS IN YOU IDIOT

he like grabs his ears and yanks two lil foam plugs out of his ears

ARE YOU STUPID????

@askkspotconlon gonna murder u

No.

Blindfold? Really?

ugh

I'm gonna push you in the harbor and make you stay in there

With the fish

I CAN’T SWIM

That's the point

The fish will lick you btw

@askjackk HELP

Jack can't save you now.

Look at the fish... Waiting, impatient. They're hungry, Race. Hungry.

askbumlets

What is even happening?

he scares me

Racer. CRUTCHY scares you.

Have you seen him mad?

He can feel anger???

Oh yea. Trust me Mouth, he’s scarier then he appears.

MOUTH MOUTH MOUTH

SPOT MADE ME DEAF FOR A DAY.

LIKE ACTUALLY

(@ask-race) (unironically spot gave race a cigar that made bro deaf)

...that's... not how that works... he probably got everyone to mouth words to mess with you Racer.....

I CAN’T FREAKING HEAR I HAVE TO WRITE ON THIS WHITEBOARD

...BEING DEAF DOESNT MAKE YOU MUTE??? YOU KNOW CRUTCHY IS PARTIALLY DEAF RIGHT??? AND.. RACE WE'RE TALKING FACE TO FACE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU... YOU HAVE EAR PLUGS IN YOU IDIOT

he like grabs his ears and yanks two lil foam plugs out of his ears

ARE YOU STUPID????

@askkspotconlon gonna murder u

No.

Blindfold? Really?

ugh

I'm gonna push you in the harbor and make you stay in there

With the fish

I CAN’T SWIM

That's the point

The fish will lick you btw

@askjackk HELP

Jack can't save you now.

Look at the fish... Waiting, impatient. They're hungry, Race. Hungry.

askbumlets

What is even happening?

he scares me

Racer. CRUTCHY scares you.

Have you seen him mad?

Sarah gave Jack a blue bandana?

-@askdeck or whatever my acc is

Yeah! He wears it when we go out, says he's scared the color will fade if he wears it outside all the time, isn't he so sweet??

askspecs

He lays it on ‘is pillow every night before he goes to bed. Mr. K moved it so he could clean once, Jack almost went ballistic because he thought it was gone.

Oh my goodness he's so cute I'm going to DIE

Yea he tore up all of our beds looking for it. And by tore up I mean he threw blankets everywhere, no mattress left unturned.

who ripped up jack’s family photo?

i just wanna have a nice lil’ chat with youse, that’s all.

Wasn’t me

*cue snitch running into spot*

@askkspotconlon GET YOUR BOYFRIEND PLEASE HE’S BEEN CHASING ME AROUND FOR THE PAST HOUR WITH A NEEDLE AND THREAD YELLING SNITCHES GET STITCHES AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT I DID!

I mean, he's not wrong.

@ask-race Youse got anything to say for yourself?

…my cigar went missing, okay

WHAT WAS I MEANT TO DO

i literally just got back out from the refuge, i can’t steal anudda!

But what does chase’n me do?

#92sies rp #snitch snitches

*cue snitch running into spot*

@askkspotconlon GET YOUR BOYFRIEND PLEASE HE’S BEEN CHASING ME AROUND FOR THE PAST HOUR WITH A NEEDLE AND THREAD YELLING SNITCHES GET STITCHES AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT I DID!

janenotbirkin

Well, I mean, he's not wrong...

@ask-race Any comment?

#wrong blog btw

*cue snitch running into spot*

@askkspotconlon GET YOUR BOYFRIEND PLEASE HE’S BEEN CHASING ME AROUND FOR THE PAST HOUR WITH A NEEDLE AND THREAD YELLING SNITCHES GET STITCHES AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT I DID!

emmedoesntdomath

Hi prepare for the spam

🥰Snitch🥰

Who is def in love with Lorenzo (Itey)

don’t even get me started on my itey rant. one time was probably one time too many.

in current definitions, “snitch” means to essentially rat someone out. this definition doesn’t really transcend as far as 1990, as it also to means to steal. that’s likely the definition that was used by the newsies, so it’s the one we’re using.

snitch is an older newsie in 92sies, and yes, he’s definitely in love with his best friend, itey. does itey know this? debatable. mush and blink definitely know (he’s not exactly subtle), and tease him about it relentlessly (kind of hypocritical, honestly, considering how they act around each other). but snitch nearly broke his own nose the first time he saw lorenzo due to an unfortunately placed rock and the sudden lack of conscious thought occurring in his brain.

also, he’s one of those idiots who thinks flirting is insulting the other person. cue interactions with snitch going, “I like- I mean, you’ve got something on your face. it looks stupid.” and itey, who doesn’t actually have anything on his face, scrubbing at the spot snitch pointed out. “thanks, I guess?”

(mush and blink snickering in the background)

snitch became a newsie when his dad died, and when he and his sister were left on their own. honestly? he did it by accident. he was trying to nab some coins from a sleeping kid (who he didn’t know was a newsie named mush), and got caught with his hand in their bag by blink, who came in swinging a stick like a sword and yelling at the top of his lungs.

mush takes pity on the kid, because he’s clearly terrified, and they drag him to the distribution booth, introducing him as ‘the kid who tried to snitch some dimes from mush here’. and- ta da! snitch was born.

(yes, I’m making another name ironic for my own personal enjoyment. and what of it?) (also, remind me to do another mush post later. my first one was criminally small.)

he’s not the best at selling, admittedly. he doesn’t always know what to say, and is a VERY bad actor. but he gets better, at least enough to make a small living. he brings it home at night for food for him and his sister, and goes back to try to make a little more in the morning. it’s not fun, or sustainable by any means, but snitch makes due.

not by stealing, though. he’s still really bad at that.

when they go on strike, he’s one of the first to join the union. later, itey finds him in a dark alley, panicking about money and how he was going to explain himself to his sister. they bicker until he calms down, and then he (accidentally) (he doesn’t really do anything on purpose. he just has really shitty luck) trips into itey and they kiss.

the next time is less of an accident, but itey doesn’t need to know that.

Whattttt.. I ain’t, not.. whattt?

@askkspotconlon dang snitch is flabbergasted

I mean, I was too. At first. Not as much anymore.