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Peter Solarz
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
KIROKAZE
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
trying on a metaphor
Not today Justin
pixel skylines
roma★
blake kathryn
Game of Thrones Daily
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Three Goblin Art
we're not kids anymore.
@theartofmadeline
Love Begins
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@askspecs
Hiiii, it’s Specs
you won’t believe how I got my name
I’m 17, I sell papers, and I live at the Manhattan Lodging house
// This is an rp account and I am a minor so please don’t be a creep
Other accounts are-
@askjackk
@askdaveyj
@asklesj
@ask-sarahj
@askskittery
@askcrutchy
@askbumlets
@ask-snitch
@ask-morris
@askoscardelancey
@ask-race
@askkidblink
@askkspotconlon
and others
race.
i heard you and les are betting on the gender of sarah and i’s future child?
(@askkatherine)
(ooc: PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS THE RIGHT RACE)
wha-nooooo! wherever did ya get that impression?
sarah, that’s where.
…don’t tell sarah i said this, but tell me who wins once it’s over. this is actually hilarious.
my money’s on twins.
ooh, smart.
what about the others?
les’ is on a girl.
blink’s on a girl.
spotty’s on a boy.
snipeshooter’s is on a havana cigar.
…he’s betting on us adopting a havana cigar?
yea.
uh, deck’s is on a ball of pure chaos.
mrs. jacobs’ is on twins.
i’m on a girl and a boy
wait are you and kath gonna have a KID
well-um-we’re adopting? i thought we told people-
to be fair, i haven’t told anyone, so-
I THOUGHT YOU TOLD PEOPLE-oh goodness Imma’s gonna murder me…
wait are you and kath gonna have a KID
well-um-we’re adopting? i thought we told people-
to be fair, i haven’t told anyone, so-
I THOUGHT YOU TOLD PEOPLE-oh goodness Imma’s gonna murder me…
wait are you and kath gonna have a KID
well-um-we’re adopting? i thought we told people-
GIRL WHAT? Sense when?
Happy 140th birthday
My birthday is in August, but thanks, I guess?
140? Gotta start callin’ ya Grandpa Spot now.
Aw, shut up, youse around that age too.
I’s 150 thank you very much.
Yeah, so by logic, YOU should be the grandfather here.
Well youse older than 80 so by that logic, we both be grandfatha’s.
Don't ya gotta have kids with kids to be a grandfather, though?
Oh yea. Then what are we, just old folk?
I suppose. I'm also 14 at the same time though so like.
Young’n. But I can’t be talking I’m 17.
Happy 140th birthday
My birthday is in August, but thanks, I guess?
140? Gotta start callin’ ya Grandpa Spot now.
Aw, shut up, youse around that age too.
I’s 150 thank you very much.
Yeah, so by logic, YOU should be the grandfather here.
Well youse older than 80 so by that logic, we both be grandfatha’s.
Don't ya gotta have kids with kids to be a grandfather, though?
Oh yea. Then what are we, just old folk?
Happy 140th birthday
My birthday is in August, but thanks, I guess?
140? Gotta start callin’ ya Grandpa Spot now.
Aw, shut up, youse around that age too.
I’s 150 thank you very much.
Yeah, so by logic, YOU should be the grandfather here.
Well youse older than 80 so by that logic, we both be grandfatha’s.
Happy 140th birthday
My birthday is in August, but thanks, I guess?
140? Gotta start callin’ ya Grandpa Spot now.
Aw, shut up, youse around that age too.
I’s 150 thank you very much.
Happy 140th birthday
My birthday is in August, but thanks, I guess?
140? Gotta start callin’ ya Grandpa Spot now.
Help, I just watched Denton chance @askkidblink around the square with a stick because he made a joke about The Sun.
So, Specs, you got any romantic prospects?
Not at the moment, no. Why?
jack “are you banging my ex” kelly and sarah “so what you’re banging my brother” jacobs
(@askjackk will you confirm that this conversation happened)
I invoke the 3rd... or whatever number it is. 4th?
Ain't the 3rd the one where military people can't come into your house unless you say yes?
I don't know; I don't read the constitution
You’re thinking of the 5th amendment. To refuse answering a question in the court of law.
*tapping on the window closest to his bed*
Ey, ey, Racer- Racer, wake up. Open up the window. Open it. C'mon, we gotta talk.
(@askkspotconlon)
what-SPOT?
youse should be in connecticut by now!
Nah, c'mon, I ain't goin' to Connecticut. 'Sides, Snyder nearly caught my ass on the way there.
(HOLY SHIT UR AWAKE AS THE SAME TIME AS ME)
G-d, Spot, what the hell is wrong with you?
I told you!
(yes its 3 AM and a weekend what else would i be doing)
Ah, yeah, yeah, ya did, but then I gots thinking and ise remembered the stab count on Spider's body: 19. I did 10 of those, you did 9. So I'm more responsible for ya and now ise gonna take the blame.
I CAME UP WITH IT! THAT EVENS IT OUT!
You, Spot Conlon, are THE MOST IDIOTIC PERSON ON THIS SIDE OF THE MISSISSIPPI!
Well, it don't matter anyways. And keep your voice down, there's people like, sleeping 'round here. 'Sides, I figured I should at least say bye to Jack and Mouth and such if I was gonna go. But I ain't.
*kisses him bc idk how to respond bc its 7:46 in the MORNING where i am*
*early riser ahh* *kisses him back because thats normal person response and spot is not an alien*
*totally not an alien* *AND LOOK MY CURTAINS WERE OPEN, THE SUN WAS STREAMING IN, THE BIRDS WERE A-CHIRPING! WHAT WAS I MEANT TO DO*
*a-chirping is wild* *spot is the illegal alien theygave a transgender operation*
*ohhh i didnt know you were referring to the MOTHERFUCKING CARROT* *PRINGLE HAIR* *DONALD DUCK* *MISS TRUMPBULL* *ORANGE* *POTUS*
*rip spot you wouldve hated trump + probably shot him* *i feel like we're hitting making out territory now*
*oh shit i forget they’re kissing* *and real* *modern-day spot would be the mario to ceo luigi*
*oh he so would be* *irish mario*
*wait im irish* *i have access to guns* *SHOULD I*
*no because theyll publicly murder you* *also i need this rp please*
*fair* *okay IC*
*pulls away*
Spot, I just want youse to be safe.
It's fine, Racer, really- It ain't gonna be safe for me nowhere anymore soon. I'd like to go out havin' some pride, at least.
Shit, Spotty, youse think stealin’ kids off the streets is prideful? It’d be safe, I-I know places, people, they can help youse!
Aw, no, I wasn't talking 'bout that. Had different plans. Never mind those, though.
You gotta go, we-we can’t be seen! Youse hangin’ out my window at 3 in the ever-lovin’ mornin’, and dear lord, what if someone saw us? Goodness knows how we’s still alive, how no folks saw us snoggin’.
Aw, they're all sleeping, I'm sure. Must be, right? I mean, in the Brooklyn lodging house, everyone is loud as hell down there. That's why I sleep in my own room.
*whispers* SHUT THE HELL UP. BUMLETS.
*whisper yells* YOU’RE THE ONE WHO WOKE ME UP.
I WASN’T TALKING TO-ugh. sorry. dropped somethin’.
Youse talking to someone?
…No.
Why do youse ask?
No reason, just Spot’s hat poking out the window.
WHAT?
no it ain’t-*kicks it out the window thus revealing spot’s head*
OW???
Don't kick me in the head, bastard!
*looks at bumlets*
Ah, shit. *hides more i dont know*
Aw, shit. Come on, Spot.
You literally kicked me in the head.
*drags him in*
@askbumlets, Spot. Spot, Bumlets.
Yeah, I know him. We've talked. 'Bout you, probably.
Maybe, maybe not.
Not you talkin’ about me behind my back!
I would never. We're real close pals, ain't we?
Yea we is.
Not you, I mean Race. We is too, though.
Damn alright.
...I don't think youse wanna be pals with me the way me 'n Race are pals.
It’s early Conlon I thought youse was talkin ‘bout me.
Ise would not make out with you sorrys
Not that I would do that with Race either !!!
Ok, woah um Imma go back to sleep.
Okay... Bye.
YOU BLEW IT HE KNOWS WE MADE OUT
I THINK HE WOULD KNOW NOW THAT YOU JUST YELLED IT RACE
the world will know atp
Yeah we're fucked
dead
Debating suicide
Is this worse or better than picking kids up off the street and arresting 'em
i dunno broski
Do ya got a coin to flip?
’Course I do.
I call heads.
Fine. I'll take tails.
heads we live, tails we die.
*flips*
wtf
flip it again
*flips it*
*it falls out the window.*
BRO! THATS A TON OF MONEY!
ITS OKAY LEMME JUST
*jumps out window to grab it*
Get a load of this guy
it landed heads
'Kay so we can't die
What's Plan B
Sarah gave Jack a blue bandana?
-@askdeck or whatever my acc is
Yeah! He wears it when we go out, says he's scared the color will fade if he wears it outside all the time, isn't he so sweet??
He lays it on ‘is pillow every night before he goes to bed. Mr. K moved it so he could clean once, Jack almost went ballistic because he thought it was gone.
why did u choose jack as your new name?
Didn't choose nothin', it's my nickname. Newsie name maybe? Whatever ya wanna call it. I'm sure it's got some sorta meaning, but I can't remember what.
Didn’t ya tell Dave when he first got papes?
Spot: what the FUCK
Davey: LANGUAGE
Spot: sorry. what the INTERCOURSE
@askkspotconlon oh?
