Fucking Striders

Rp/Ask blog for a bunch of Striders including an AU'ed sibling OC. ran by some dorks.

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Mod smuppet is leavin the blog. Find me as Dirk again on @dumbass-ectobrothers if you're interested.

[ponponponidiots]

It's hard being a nicholas cage body pillow. Especially in John Egbert's house.

-Mind

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(( WAIT OH FUCK I DIDNT REALISE IT WAS ON THE WRONG BLOG DFJKDGFRDIVBD SDBJS

(( IM SORRY @borderlineinsanity413

(( IM SO STUPID SVCJJHDFZB JKNSDJNJNDF

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So do you guys have favorite musicals? Or bands? Shows? I’m asking for... reasons.

Dave: ehh? not really tbh? the only thing i favourite out of those options is the musical hamilton because that shit slapped

Alpha: I don’t really have a favourite in those.

Dirk: No.

Lizzie: bands? I got a couple but i don’t think the boys are into them so eh

[astraldemise]

[saturniidae-served-cold]

[squided]

is this song from some alternate reality

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I’m happy, just being with you, what does it matter, what you do in beD WITH GUYS?!

Dirk has given up and left the building.

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HEY EVERYONE WHY ISNT DIRK ALLOWED TO DRIVE?

“Yknow how you can get ice cream cones at Mc donlad’s? This boi would go into the drive through shirtless everytime and get two and just rub it on his chest...that and i swear this dude wants to race any car on the highway.”

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Because you see, if it were meeeeee, I would feel free to say, that I was gay. But I’m not gay

"Dude."

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A twunk is a twink and a hunk tho

"I am not a Twink."

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I mean cuz hey, I’d like you an-y-way

"Uhm?"

Cue a confused Dirk

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Dirk why doesn’t Liz want you driving?

He doesn't seem like he wants to answer that...

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Mod smuppet is back!

I was away camping so

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Ramble about Jake you fuckin anime dweeb twunk

"Just because of what you called me after, I refuse to ramble about Jake. In fact I wouldn't ramble about him even if you asked nicely."

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Iiiiif you were gay, that’d be ok

"Of course, being gay is okay. I may be an asshole buy I'm an asshole stuffed full of pride man."

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wait dirk you have more than one crush???

He says nothing, just staring you down. Poor anon.

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Fellas, what's some Good Advice

“Never let Dirk drive...Ever.”

[jakeenglishworksatdicks]

[Mod Smuppet doesn't know how to start a thread so Dirk is just bursting into the store like] AIGHT FUCKERS WERE ARE THE BATS I HAVE SIBLINGS TO BEAT- {I'm sorry @Ask-some-striders}

YOU NEED BATS??? IVE GOT TWENTY!

Jake crashes onto the floor, holding at least five bats in his grasp.

// @ask-some-striders

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Dirk jumps back a bit, clearly startled only to freeze when he sees that it's jake

"What...?"