Ask an Admin

Welcome to Reality 387765. Here the admin of the English SCP Branch and a few other groups who will be joining us soon, will answer any and all questions including rp. Just don’t say any ignorant bullshit.

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

What’s up! My name is Bunger and welcome to my hell hole of blogs!!!!

My pronouns are He/him and they/them.

I’m an adult so I don’t mind NSFW ask but for the sake of minors and everyone else who interact with my blog please keep it tame.

Dni if you:

-are pro-ship, anti-anti, pro-pedo, pro-zoo, or anything relating to that shit

-terf, trans med, anti-mogai, don’t support mspec lesbians, etc

-defend groomers, pedos, don’t believe the victim first and so on.

-pro-ana and promote the diet industry

______________________________

My blogs are:

@that-tank-guy (tankmen and fnf oc)

@kon-cactus (Minecraft rp oc)

@come-take-a-seat (scp oc)

@gate-gaurdian rdian (scp oc)

@willsons-wildlife-solutions

______________________________

The ocs of this blog are:

Anki/ Ankilith:

A gay man who goes by He/Him/it/it’s/they/them pronouns. He’s ex military and now works as the head of the uiu

Kah/ kawika:

A pan man who goes by he/him/they/them/leaf/leaves pronouns. He’s an ex mechanic who was thrown into admin position after the foundation found that he was immortal.

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Or, hear me out here, they all presumably had jobs they did for the foundation before reaching o5 status. Why not they go back to those? Or teach foundation newbies going into those roles?

Kah: Siren was thaumeal class and conjoined were both in scp status. Only gaining the title after some heavy quixxing.......... Minotaur worked in archive work, scarecrow was also an scp, and captain was with the naval mtf. But....... 3/5 of em are scps I cant just........ Send them back to their cells!!!!!1

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Kah: OKay!!! I have figured out what to do!! Im gonna interview the current o5s then my old o5s....... And see who is more fit for the position. And if they can’t fit the position uh....... We can have them work in the ethics comitee

[ask-sparkly-heart-del]

Hey how would you handle an old o5 from an alternate reality appearing? Any answers will help.

-Kah

Okay, so, here is what you would need to do.

First, assess which O5s are currently present. Once you have completed that step, assess the ones that have recently appeared.

You've assessed them both? No? Well stop reading this and go do that.

Now that you have done that step, go find a nice large empty room and bring them all into it. You MUST tell them that it is for a meeting. That is critical for this plan to work.

Okay, now that you have done both these steps and both realities are in a room, you pit them against each other and have them fight for the titles. Winners become O5s. Losers become D-Classes. Easy. Simple. Free as hell.

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Kah: Yeah uh.... That question was meant for min........ uh...... sorry............ Will consider this an option is all goes wrong-

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Kah: AaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa fuck fuck fuckk fuck uuuuhhh all of em  are on base now. What do I do?!?!?! Uh....... Their like......... All of the o5s are here........ God shit... and I still don’t know what to do....... Maybe I should retire early!?

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Hey Kah? Hypothetically what should I do if a god that says it was ment to be forgoten keeps visiting me in my sleep and claims that im it's (very distantly related) relative? Hypothetically of course -N

Kah:......................... You......... Might need to talk to a researcher- I don't know what would be the best course of action....... Ask for a DNA test? See your family tree

[probably-in-a-tree]

I don't wanna talk to a researcher they scare me, Ahrens family tree was no help, and i dont think i can DNA test it

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

kah: I...... have genuine no idea how i can help then. I don’t know how to influence dreams or anything....... You can try and research this god? Might not work out well but........... I have no idea what else can be done otherwise. I can help fix a fridge but....... I dont know about eldritch god dreams

[probably-in-a-tree]

Hhhhhhh ok I have no clue either but I could attempt to reserch it but thats why it reached out in the first place

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Kah: Yeah im sorry..... I cant do much. I am still trying to juggle alot of things right now from my old o5 reappearing and just....... everythin. Im sorry N i wish i can do more to help

[probably-in-a-tree]

It's ok, it'll probably be ok, as long as my sleep quality isnt affected in just not gonna worry! I know in the long run it wolnt go well by the way

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Kah: talk to a therapist or researcher. I know you’re scared of em but- trust me they know so much about this kind of shit. Its better to take care of the problem now then to let  it simmer and turn into a bigger problem.

[probably-in-a-tree]

Okay, I'll do that, i should probably talk to one that i know isn't gonna flip out and get over protective of me though

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Kah: Trust me its for the best. Make sure its one that has experience with gods and or dreams. they will know best

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Hey Kah? Hypothetically what should I do if a god that says it was ment to be forgoten keeps visiting me in my sleep and claims that im it's (very distantly related) relative? Hypothetically of course -N

Kah:......................... You......... Might need to talk to a researcher- I don't know what would be the best course of action....... Ask for a DNA test? See your family tree

[probably-in-a-tree]

I don't wanna talk to a researcher they scare me, Ahrens family tree was no help, and i dont think i can DNA test it

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

kah: I...... have genuine no idea how i can help then. I don’t know how to influence dreams or anything....... You can try and research this god? Might not work out well but........... I have no idea what else can be done otherwise. I can help fix a fridge but....... I dont know about eldritch god dreams

[probably-in-a-tree]

Hhhhhhh ok I have no clue either but I could attempt to reserch it but thats why it reached out in the first place

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Kah: Yeah im sorry..... I cant do much. I am still trying to juggle alot of things right now from my old o5 reappearing and just....... everythin. Im sorry N i wish i can do more to help

[probably-in-a-tree]

It's ok, it'll probably be ok, as long as my sleep quality isnt affected in just not gonna worry! I know in the long run it wolnt go well by the way

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Kah: talk to a therapist or researcher. I know you’re scared of em but- trust me they know so much about this kind of shit. Its better to take care of the problem now then to let  it simmer and turn into a bigger problem.

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Hey Kah? Hypothetically what should I do if a god that says it was ment to be forgoten keeps visiting me in my sleep and claims that im it's (very distantly related) relative? Hypothetically of course -N

Kah:......................... You......... Might need to talk to a researcher- I don't know what would be the best course of action....... Ask for a DNA test? See your family tree

[probably-in-a-tree]

I don't wanna talk to a researcher they scare me, Ahrens family tree was no help, and i dont think i can DNA test it

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

kah: I...... have genuine no idea how i can help then. I don’t know how to influence dreams or anything....... You can try and research this god? Might not work out well but........... I have no idea what else can be done otherwise. I can help fix a fridge but....... I dont know about eldritch god dreams

[probably-in-a-tree]

Hhhhhhh ok I have no clue either but I could attempt to reserch it but thats why it reached out in the first place

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Kah: Yeah im sorry..... I cant do much. I am still trying to juggle alot of things right now from my old o5 reappearing and just....... everythin. Im sorry N i wish i can do more to help

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Hey Kah? Hypothetically what should I do if a god that says it was ment to be forgoten keeps visiting me in my sleep and claims that im it's (very distantly related) relative? Hypothetically of course -N

Kah:......................... You......... Might need to talk to a researcher- I don't know what would be the best course of action....... Ask for a DNA test? See your family tree

[probably-in-a-tree]

I don't wanna talk to a researcher they scare me, Ahrens family tree was no help, and i dont think i can DNA test it

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

kah: I...... have genuine no idea how i can help then. I don’t know how to influence dreams or anything....... You can try and research this god? Might not work out well but........... I have no idea what else can be done otherwise. I can help fix a fridge but....... I dont know about eldritch god dreams

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

(The young man from Dallas’ cell appears again, near Anki now, either when he’s alone or only with Kah. He has much more life in him that he seemed to before, no longer seeming like an emotionless mannequin. He gives a smile and holds up a piece of paper that reads ‘Thank you for not giving me away!’) - (Sam)

Anki: :3 its no problem!!! I am happy to fuck with that guy any day of the week!

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Yeah, Seymour's got one, and N has probably got one

Kah: Why cant gods just........... STAY AWAY-

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Hey Kah? Hypothetically what should I do if a god that says it was ment to be forgoten keeps visiting me in my sleep and claims that im it's (very distantly related) relative? Hypothetically of course -N

Kah:......................... You......... Might need to talk to a researcher- I don't know what would be the best course of action....... Ask for a DNA test? See your family tree

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Hey, Kah? There are a couple of gods on the loose

.Kah:......... does nothing get better around here?

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

*sigh*

Anki, why? God, I keep telling people, he's not worth it.

-A.G.

Anki: :3c it was funny. I know hes not worth it but in the end :| none of us are worth it. We all die working here in our respective feilds. Often in horrific ways. Its a rarity to see someone pass peacefully in their sleep or even by a common illness. And even if some are immortal like mr. jack bright or kah... even they will perish to the heat death of everything..... :3 so may as well have fun!! and mess with shitty people instead of just wasting time waiting for the end of everything!

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

(As Dallas turn his back to them and looks away, the young man inside the cell frantically gestures at Anki. A lot of holding a finger to his lips in a desperate ‘Shh!’ gesture. He only dries it for a moment before returning to his previous neutral position, not willing to risk Dallas seeing. He can only hope Anki got the ‘don’t let him know you see me’ implications) - (Sam)

[Anki nodded in understanding. So he kept staring at dallas. A smile on his face] Anki: whatcha doin here all alone? @intel-man-d-richards

[intel-man-d-richards]

Dallas, scowling: Oh, drop the bullshit; the brat's already gone.

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Anki: I dont understand?? Dude what the actual fuck are you talking about?

[intel-man-d-richards]

Dallas: Yeah, very funny; I may be contained, but do you see me in a straitjacket or in a padded cell? No.

Dallas: I know what I saw and you can't convince me otherwise.

Dallas: Partly because anons commented on the brat being in my cell.

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Anki: Didn’t you say a few times anons over exaderate things? I can check security footage if ya want to see if anyone was in here or not. 

[intel-man-d-richards]

Dallas: And risk you lying to me? No. I want to see it for myself.

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

ANki: Okay bubby :3 comere [Dallas was picked up and carried like a sack of potatoes. To ensure he didnt escape. He was lead to his containment cells security office. And was shown the footage............ sam was not in any of the footage.]

[intel-man-d-richards]

Dallas, murmuring: No... No, no, no—

Dallas: You—you tampered with the footage. You doctored it. You had to have—

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Anki: ??? I was with you the whole time dallas.... are you okay? Do.... do you need help?

[intel-man-d-richards]

Dallas: What I need is for you people to stop lying to me!

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Anki: I think you need to lay down.... common sir lets get ya back to containment alright

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

(As Dallas turn his back to them and looks away, the young man inside the cell frantically gestures at Anki. A lot of holding a finger to his lips in a desperate ‘Shh!’ gesture. He only dries it for a moment before returning to his previous neutral position, not willing to risk Dallas seeing. He can only hope Anki got the ‘don’t let him know you see me’ implications) - (Sam)

[Anki nodded in understanding. So he kept staring at dallas. A smile on his face] Anki: whatcha doin here all alone? @intel-man-d-richards

[intel-man-d-richards]

Dallas, scowling: Oh, drop the bullshit; the brat's already gone.

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Anki: I dont understand?? Dude what the actual fuck are you talking about?

[intel-man-d-richards]

Dallas: Yeah, very funny; I may be contained, but do you see me in a straitjacket or in a padded cell? No.

Dallas: I know what I saw and you can't convince me otherwise.

Dallas: Partly because anons commented on the brat being in my cell.

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Anki: Didn’t you say a few times anons over exaderate things? I can check security footage if ya want to see if anyone was in here or not. 

[intel-man-d-richards]

Dallas: And risk you lying to me? No. I want to see it for myself.

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

ANki: Okay bubby :3 comere [Dallas was picked up and carried like a sack of potatoes. To ensure he didnt escape. He was lead to his containment cells security office. And was shown the footage............ sam was not in any of the footage.]

[intel-man-d-richards]

Dallas, murmuring: No... No, no, no—

Dallas: You—you tampered with the footage. You doctored it. You had to have—

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Anki: ??? I was with you the whole time dallas.... are you okay? Do.... do you need help?

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

(As Dallas turn his back to them and looks away, the young man inside the cell frantically gestures at Anki. A lot of holding a finger to his lips in a desperate ‘Shh!’ gesture. He only dries it for a moment before returning to his previous neutral position, not willing to risk Dallas seeing. He can only hope Anki got the ‘don’t let him know you see me’ implications) - (Sam)

[Anki nodded in understanding. So he kept staring at dallas. A smile on his face] Anki: whatcha doin here all alone? @intel-man-d-richards

[intel-man-d-richards]

Dallas, scowling: Oh, drop the bullshit; the brat's already gone.

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Anki: I dont understand?? Dude what the actual fuck are you talking about?

[intel-man-d-richards]

Dallas: Yeah, very funny; I may be contained, but do you see me in a straitjacket or in a padded cell? No.

Dallas: I know what I saw and you can't convince me otherwise.

Dallas: Partly because anons commented on the brat being in my cell.

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Anki: Didn’t you say a few times anons over exaderate things? I can check security footage if ya want to see if anyone was in here or not. 

[intel-man-d-richards]

Dallas: And risk you lying to me? No. I want to see it for myself.

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

ANki: Okay bubby :3 comere [Dallas was picked up and carried like a sack of potatoes. To ensure he didnt escape. He was lead to his containment cells security office. And was shown the footage............ sam was not in any of the footage.]