Ask The Alternian Pirates

Ahoy ♏aties and welcome a8oard the DualFang 8log, Dualscar sadly decided to give me The ♏arquise Spinneret ♏indfang the chore of writing the description. We welcome everyone to ask questions on our personal lives, though alot of Fish Fuck's life some ♏ay not WANT to know, here we 8uckaneers will attempt to awnser any question you throw at us, even if it is someting you'd not discuss in pu8lic. Now to deal with a certian fish whom will not lay off ♏y loot.

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♒ : the amount of stupid in this questi-no.. accusation.

♒ : you wwant to check ya fuckin thesaurus again matey?

♒ : you disappoint me anon. ♏: No, they are right. You’re not a pir8. You’re ♏ore like ♏y fish 8itch. I on the other hand is as pir8 as one can get. I am the ultim8 pir8.

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♒ :all of them

♒ : and many, but not enough

♒ :nevver enough seas

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♒ : you’d all be relitivvely surprised to find out that

♒ : mindfang and i share the booty alot

♒ : it makes alot more sense to actually battle against the ones hunting for it for HIC 

♒ : and the ones hunting her and I

♒ : but.. wwhen wwe do compete.. 

♒ : things get a tad intense.

♒ : so wwe try not to get into full forced ship wwars 

♒ : pick ya battles and all that shit y’know? ♏: Yes, that’s true Dualdork, 8ut most of the time when we dual over 8ooty I’ve always came out as the victor. So I 8elive now Dualscar is just more, afraid or tired of 8attling ♏e 8eacuse he know it’s pointless. The ♏arquise ALWAYS wins.

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♒ : Wwell y’see

♒ :recently mindfang decided to let me havve hold of her lovvely hat

♒ : it didn’t stay lovvely for very long

♒ :if ya catch that sea breeze ♏: Yes, you ruined one of ♏y hats. I will get you 8ack Dualscar, and when I do you will 8e quivering in your fake leather 8oots.

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♒ : Wwell ofcourse this’d be the first question asked. 

♒ : y’see, mindfang and i used to be the greatest of rivvals. 

♒ : she nevver did put up wwith my shit.. still doesn’t, most days

♒ : but then.. a certain jade blooded slavve got in the wway .. 

♒ : jealousy got the better of me and

♒ : evven to this day... she’s still rather cautious about the ones she lovves wwhen i’m around..

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♒ : Lad’s and lass’s ye do knoww that miss fang and i cant answwer nofin if ya ain’t sendin us yar questions