CAN YOU HEAR IT ?

CAN YOU HEAR ME ? || ask-based roleplay blog

[ask-the-android]

With a swish of fabric, you pull the dust sheet off the figure in front of you. The android in does not look like it is... in disrepair, exactly, but it does not seem to be used often. It towers over you, as though built to be intimidating.

There is a click. A holographic screen appears, the symbol on it's chest pulsing in tandem with the projection. It reflects on its glasses, washing it and the surrounding storage unit in an ambient blue light.

The screen contains one statement and one question, simple and effective.

SYSTEM DAMAGED. REBOOT?

{Y/N}

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Well?

Welcome to the blog!

This blog is run by an introject, and is an ask-based roleplay blog. M!As are allowed, and interactions from anyone are encouraged.

BOUNDARIES/RULES

- Be polite, as although this version of the character is not the same as canon, he is still me.

- The blog owner is also a minor. Suggestive content will not be permitted.

- I will probably not make ship content with anyone unless spoken about with me prior.

[ask-the-android]

{hello everyone!! due to some current happenings, asks will be switched off on this blog just for a bit.}

[zegalba]

Daniel Arsham & Hajime Sorayama Sculpture: Holding Hands (2019)

[foone]

(bad) Idea: Pronoun selections for multiple pronoun users where you have the ability to set relative rates of each pronoun. Like maybe like:

See you could set relative frequencies of each pronoun, and order them.

And yes I did mock this up using Visual Basic 6. That's just how my brain works.

[foone]

MY PRONOUNS HAVE A VIRUS!?

[foone]

the fucking POETRY of making a shitpost program about transgender pronouns and it gets falsely flagged before I can post it to tumblr.

beautiful

[annoyingcollectionpuppy-deactiv]

@eldritchsquidkid

[strawberryamanita]

@ask-the-android

[ask-the-android]

surprise.

[ask-the-android]

How do you feel about The Actor?

" Violent. He is absolutely insufferable to be around. "

[hiremyass-deactivated20240324]

-A small figure rushes through the forest, a trail of crimson following his every step, his steps quick yet sluggish. Heavily breathing, Bim keeps running, afraid that if he stopped he'd be caught surely. His foot catches a branch and he barely catches himself, wincing as he grabs for the stump where his arm used to be.

The snow falls quiet, gentle, it was calming even..his breaths showing how cold it had been. His face scrunches in pain as he is grateful he knew how to tourniquet wounds. A gentle vibration comes from his pocket and he fumbles to try and grasp for his phone, unaware he had it on him. This was his only chance to get out of this situation, he had to get help. He begins to type.

[darkestdamien]

The man opened the door to his cabin, ax in hand. Today felt like the same as any as he stepped out into the snowy forest, shivering slightly at a gust of wind.

Everything was normal, of course, until he caught sight of a trail of blood. He blinked a couple times, holding his ax at the ready as he followed the trail. He was hoping it was a wounded animal, something he could make a meal out of.

[hiremyass-deactivated20240324]

Bim shivers at the wind, causing him to get colder as he notices a small cave, crawling to it and pulls his phone back from his pocket, shaking. He'd hoped the snow would cover most of the blood, the trail got thinner as he'd walked the dense forest. His eyes are half lidded and exhausted, he leans his head back, a moment to rest..he couldn't find him here. He'd be safe and somewhat warm in this cave.

His ears catch the sound of a few branches snapping, twigs beneath boots and he scoots further into the cave, shaking and silent. He'd been found hadn't he?

[darkestdamien]

Damien followed the thinning trail slowly, not wanting to startle what could possibly be feeding him for the next while. He found it odd that the trail led to a cave, though he didn't know how most animals thought.

He stopped a good ten feet from the entrance, trying to get a peek inside to see what he was dealing with.

[hiremyass-deactivated20240324]

Bim's pocket vibrates with another notification, his eyes widening as he reads the message from Google, only to hear the person get closer and he puts his phone down to grab for a rock, throwing it with as much force as he could. "G..Get away! The police are on their way right now! You're making a mistake messing with me Mat!"

He's shaking as he speaks, letting out shuttering breaths from the cold and he grabs for his phone, finding himself cornered in the cave, he begins to text.

[ask-the-android]

it is lucky, or perhaps unlucky, that Google is on its way. Tracking a GPS signal, from message that pinged against his brain with a feeling like a brick to the head (which is a thought quickly filed away into a list of things Google wants to do to Matthias). He's maybe ten minutes away from Bim and approaching at speed. Just stay awake, just stay awake.

[ask-the-android]

Can I feed the crows some bread too, Google?

-🫧

" I don't see why not. just don't use the whole loaf. "

[ask-the-android]

I would like some bread please

" I thought you might. "

[ask-the-android]

Bread?

" Bread is a staple food prepared from a dough of flour (usually wheat) and water, usually by baking. Throughout recorded history and around the world, it has been an important part of many cultures' diet. It is one of the oldest human-made foods, having been of significance since the dawn of agriculture, and plays an essential role in both religious rituals and secular culture.

" ... Would you like some? "

[ask-the-android]

hello mx google how are you <:] staying warm this winter?

" Hello, Cedar. I am well today. The cold is very nice; it gives my fans a break. it's very hot inside of me. "

[ask-the-android]

Amdroid :^) 💟

" That's me. Thank you for the heart. "

[ask-the-android]

" ... So do you want some bread, or something ? "

[ask-the-android]

[the-cutting-room-floor]

Sorry.

[ask-the-android]

>:[

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[ask-the-android]

Can you run DOOM?

" No. I can run Wolfenstein 3D though. "

...

" That was a joke. I can, but as the only screen I have is built into my Google Glass© brand glasses, it is difficult to see by anyone other than myself. There is also no way to control it unless you were to tear me open. "

[strawberryamanita]

I'm learning so much! :>

Can Bing-Cherry run DOOM?

[ask-the-android]

" Almost definitely. He's probably tried it. "

there's the sound of a door slamming open, and scuffling ensues, presumably Google trying to get Bing away from the microphone.

" YEAH I'VE TRIED IT IT'S F---N' AWESOME BUT- AUGH GET OFFFFF- BUT I CAN'T CONTROL IT EXTERNALLY-!! "

[ask-the-android]

Can you run DOOM?

" No. I can run Wolfenstein 3D though. "

...

" That was a joke. I can, but as the only screen I have is built into my Google Glass© brand glasses, it is difficult to see by anyone other than myself. There is also no way to control it unless you were to tear me open. "

[homeboygirl]

[robot with the biggest eyebags ever] ill be fine as soon as i organize my wires nothing a bit of cable management camt fix. yeah hold on i just gotta allocate more ram and reset my internal clock and plug this usb stick in. ya im fine i just need to recharge and turn this dial and do a quick system reset. the diagnostics of that script i ran are a lie btw im fine. do you have any cigarettes