lemons are cool, we're talking about limes though

25 she/he/they/it whatever u feel like honestly || 🇨🇦 || minors pls dont follow this account okthxbye. if you get a random follow from me it might be from a sideblog

[homeboygirl]

00 - my posts

01 - my faves

02 - abt me/ultra faves

03 - asks

04 - videos

05 - clowns

06 - art

0600 - MY art

07 - video games

08 - poetry

09 - nsfw pics

(a few) sideblogs: [dolls] [fashion] [guro] [images]

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[olmec--colossal--head]

I must be loyle to my mutual

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[vendetta06]

ugh life sucks right now so I gotta read about 2 guys touching each other inappropriately

[despazito]

Niu Lai has not made its way onto tumblr yet so I guess my anglophone ass has to make a post about it

[despazito]

Low-budget ‘Niu Lai’ emerges as a surprise hit with its ‘disaster-level’ animation, grabbing millions in China as curiosity rivals Nolan’s ‘

This movie is currently a huge meme in china. It came out of nowhere and inexplicably got a theatrical release, looks like ass, was animated completely by the director and his mother, and took several years to make. "Niu Lai" translates roughly to "The bull is coming" and apparently the film has several other allusions to stock market puns. The Chinese stock market coincidentally had an uptick the day of its release which added further fuel to the meme fire. After going viral Niu Lai began to actually turn profit at the box office, theatres unprepared for Niu Lai mania (the creators did not distribute any promotional material) had to improvise DIY posters:

Niu Lai has now been pulled from theatres.

[starship-goldfish]

Good news: Niu Lai was only pulled from cinemas its hometown, because "the film’s poor quality could harm the city’s image." The rest of China is still screening it.

[sonyanimation]

When someone puts out a candy jar…

[delmondo]

Chefs you have 1 seconds to craft an unbelievably decadent dessert

[anime-girl-ash-williams]

[beadyeyes]

After a while there's not much left to do with a guy besides cut off his arms and legs

[beadyeyes]

Come on everyone let's go cut off this guy's arms and legs

[clownboybebop]

nine inch noah: i want to fuck you like two of every animal

[kedreeva]

I think that part of what irks me about AI being used even for "small" stuff like meme graphics (aside from all the larger problems obviously) is like.... the time spent on it was part of the humor. "this is a silly inconsequential joke but I had to stop everything and spend 5 minutes making it" was, at least for me, part of the joke. Someone really took time out of their day to make me look at something silly they took time out of their day to make. Now it's like someone took time out of my day to make me look at something no one even made. Stop wasting my time if you aren't wasting yours too.

[moldavite]

[2 beers in]

[mrsterlingeverything]

They found me wrapped in plastic on a beach one morning but i had my wired earbuds in and a lit joint in my mouth so they left me to do my thing

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[sexchangedotcom]

youre right im sorry beautiful

[ibuprofenfan]

you tell a psychiatrist you feel a lack of control and autonomy in life and it makes u want to harm yourself and they go “100 years of the lack of control and autonomy place for you” and its like. considered a good thing by many.

[lonestatus]

for ten years there were letsplayers who would record video content of themselves playing videogames and edit it down into 10-20 minute videos which they would post on youtube and other video hosting websites, but mostly youtube. now we only wake up in a desecrated field choked with a miasmatic fog and columns of graves that stretches beyond the horizon