lemons are cool, we're talking about limes though

25 she/he/they/it whatever u feel like honestly || 🇨🇦 || minors pls dont follow this account okthxbye. if you get a random follow from me it might be from a sideblog

[homeboygirl]

00 - my posts

01 - my faves

02 - abt me/ultra faves

03 - asks

04 - videos

05 - clowns

06 - art

0600 - MY art

07 - video games

08 - poetry

09 - nsfw pics

(a few) sideblogs: [dolls] [fashion] [guro] [images]

[footlongdingledong]

reverse age regression. just gets older

[footlongdingledong]

bigspace

[epicsause-official]

i think i have the reddit screenshot for this specific occasion

[goldensunset]

[ewaneneollav]

at the christian store asking if they have the little guy on the thingie

[swarnpert]

they gotta come up with a new fall flavor they're manufacturing pumpkin spice car wash/detail kits

[swarnpert]

this is going to collect so much dust

[yamada-ryo]

[homeboygirl]

my brother started going off about his modded minecraft and just said to me "theres a thousand millibuckets in a bucket"

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[olmec--colossal--head]

I must be loyle to my mutual

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[vendetta06]

ugh life sucks right now so I gotta read about 2 guys touching each other inappropriately

[despazito]

Niu Lai has not made its way onto tumblr yet so I guess my anglophone ass has to make a post about it

[despazito]

Low-budget ‘Niu Lai’ emerges as a surprise hit with its ‘disaster-level’ animation, grabbing millions in China as curiosity rivals Nolan’s ‘

This movie is currently a huge meme in china. It came out of nowhere and inexplicably got a theatrical release, looks like ass, was animated completely by the director and his mother, and took several years to make. "Niu Lai" translates roughly to "The bull is coming" and apparently the film has several other allusions to stock market puns. The Chinese stock market coincidentally had an uptick the day of its release which added further fuel to the meme fire. After going viral Niu Lai began to actually turn profit at the box office, theatres unprepared for Niu Lai mania (the creators did not distribute any promotional material) had to improvise DIY posters:

Niu Lai has now been pulled from theatres.

[starship-goldfish]

Good news: Niu Lai was only pulled from cinemas its hometown, because "the film’s poor quality could harm the city’s image." The rest of China is still screening it.

[sonyanimation]

When someone puts out a candy jar…

[delmondo]

Chefs you have 1 seconds to craft an unbelievably decadent dessert

[anime-girl-ash-williams]

[beadyeyes]

After a while there's not much left to do with a guy besides cut off his arms and legs

[beadyeyes]

Come on everyone let's go cut off this guy's arms and legs

[clownboybebop]

nine inch noah: i want to fuck you like two of every animal