lemons are cool, we're talking about limes though

25 she/he/they/it whatever u feel like honestly || 🇨🇦 || minors pls dont follow this account okthxbye. if you get a random follow from me it might be from a sideblog

[homeboygirl]

00 - my posts

01 - my faves

02 - abt me/ultra faves

03 - asks

04 - videos

05 - clowns

06 - art

0600 - MY art

07 - video games

08 - poetry

09 - nsfw pics

(a few) sideblogs: [dolls] [fashion] [guro] [images]

[moldavite]

[2 beers in]

[mrsterlingeverything]

They found me wrapped in plastic on a beach one morning but i had my wired earbuds in and a lit joint in my mouth so they left me to do my thing

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[sexchangedotcom]

youre right im sorry beautiful

[ibuprofenfan]

you tell a psychiatrist you feel a lack of control and autonomy in life and it makes u want to harm yourself and they go “100 years of the lack of control and autonomy place for you” and its like. considered a good thing by many.

[lonestatus]

for ten years there were letsplayers who would record video content of themselves playing videogames and edit it down into 10-20 minute videos which they would post on youtube and other video hosting websites, but mostly youtube. now we only wake up in a desecrated field choked with a miasmatic fog and columns of graves that stretches beyond the horizon

[contemptible-scoundrel]

mind altering video

[trashdogpenultimate]

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

[flipchild]

[7777777awawawa7777777]

yarr i lost all me treasure fuck me salty sea dog life im gonna walk me own plank

[turing-tested]

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.

[girlballs-archive]

french people will jacque ouffe their beauxnarè

[guysonroblox]

[snorelaks]

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

[exwife-of-frankenstein]

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

[hardwrench]

READING COMPREHENSION QUIZ

1.

2. Why does my vag itch

[jawlipops]

do people just not find those AI pop-ups everywhere not incredibly patronizing: "help me write" "help me visualize" help me put my balls in your mouth