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Donk. This Foone is under new management:
I'm Alice Averlong now.
God dammit my car insurance didn’t autopay I’m gonna fucking scream
Can yall help out w 200?
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Ko-fi.org/transhumanpriestess if you’d rather do that
still at 30/200
Haruhi, as an anime, always kinda felt to me like they decided on which things they wanted to put in the episodes long before they decided what the anime is about or who the characters are
Like they were "we'll have an episode where our high-school characters make a shitty movie, they play baseball, a video game tournament, they'll play a rock song for the festival, and of course the girls dress up as bunnygirls!"
And then only later did they decide it's about a high schooler who is God, an Alien, a time traveler, a robot, an esper, and a Mysteriously Normal Guy.
Haruhi, as an anime, always kinda felt to me like they decided on which things they wanted to put in the episodes long before they decided what the anime is about or who the characters are
Hi November, I hope you don't mind unsolicited art in your inbox, because socket drop really moved me.
lmfao thank you
Wait why did you send this anonymously. Get back in touch with me at once so we can buy this off you and make a shirt from it
Happy Aromantic Visibility Day!
Happy Aromantic Visibility Day!
I'm not saying I have ADHD, but I was trying to make an analogy about yearning in long distance lesbian relationship and how it slowly intensifies the need like a tea with the teabag left in it too long...
And it made me realize my tea-steeping alarm went off like 20 minutes ago and I turned off the alarm but didn't remove the teabag
I don't know if anyone else I follow is a fan of Well There's Your Problem, but yesterday's episode on the Damascus Titan II missile incident gave me a vision
The Jovians are giant matter/energy converters. They take in Jupiter's hydrogen-rich atmosphere, separate out the helium by oxidizing it and then electrolyzing it, and perform nuclear fusion within their grapefruit-sized living cells through an as-yet unexplained magnetic process. This generates energy to power the organism by a kind of gamma ray photosynthesis, and allows for the production of the metals needed to make their body function.
Because of the complexity of their cells and their macroscopic size compared to the entire individual--which is only 50 meters across not counting the balloon cell, they are able to link their bodies together and split apart at will using long nerve-dense tendrils.
Jovian collective memory therefore goes back nearly 5 million years, thought by some Jovians to be the earliest time at which Jovians were sapient.
The Jovians developed agriculture 3 million years ago, and have begun to radically affect the evolution of several species. Only in the past few thousands of years, though, have they perfected their magnum opus--organisms which function as giant matter synthesizers.
They had first bred a related clade of balloon-shaped cloud dwellers to be able to link their brains to themselves, and then to use their fusors to secrete heavy elements en masse, so they would not have to generate their own and waste so much energy on doing so.
But now, they have been perfected into giant fabricators, able to assemble almost any structure a Jovian can imagine.
They thought themselves to be alone in the solar system--save for the Sun, the sole other life form known in the system.
That was, until the Galileo Entry Probe.
A meteor shot across the Jovian skies, as they were sometimes known to do. They were so rarely ever captured, being tiny needles in haystacks, but they carried heavy elements, so were valued.
The Jovians used their floating telephone network to transmit information about the meteor's trajectory. A task force of biodrone pilots assembled to rush for the meteor and attempt to capture it for study. They were shocked to find that slowed down much more rapidly than any meteor ever discovered.
When they got close, they figured out why. This was a life form, somehow, using a kind of semi-balloon to slow its descent.
Further study revealed it not to be a huge single cell as previously thought, but a machine of some kind, one assembled out of many crude parts. They found the radio transmitter, and, using the same frequency, broadcast a message to Saturn, the next best planet around which to search for life. When that failed, they transmitted the message to Uranus and Neptune.
They got no response, but the alien machine must have come from Saturn.
One of the biggest projects in recent history had been formed. It would take physicists, engineers, farmers, sociologists, and astronomers many years to realize. But one way or another, the Jovians were going to find their Saturnian sisters.
Escaping the second deepest gravitational well in the solar system wasn't going to be easy. The Jovians built bio-fusion powered pulse rockets and rose out into Low Jovian Orbit, where they built a vast space station--well, vast by our standards.
The team behind the Galileo orbiting spacecraft misinterpreted the pulses as lightning, and the station as an unstable minor moon on the way to breaking up.
They only discovered the Galileo spacecraft too late, while it was on an impact course for Jupiter. It burned up long before anyone could capture it.
In mid-2017, the Jovians arrived at Saturn. Their entry probe revealed nothing to them, their radio pings fell on silent ears.
But there was something there. A moon emitting more energy than it received from the Sun, which seemed to be intelligently changing its trajectory.
And that's exactly what the Cassini spacecraft team observed as well--for though its eyes were much smaller, its target was much, much larger, and much, much brighter.
Cassini was nearly at the end of its mission. But it still had enough fuel to prolong its life. Mission control panicked when they learned the alien craft was on an intercept course.
They got some very incredible views of the approaching craft... then some very out-of-focus views... and then they lost contact altogether.
The Jovians found that it was clearly the same technology as the one that was dropped into Jupiter, and was chocked full of heavy elements, including some unknown ones.
But they saw no evidence of life of any kind on Saturn. So where did the probe come from?
The Jovians turned their attention to the radio signals that were detected from the craft, and searched the solar system for similar radio-bright sources.
It turned out one of the dwarf planets was practically screaming in the radio.
But how could that be? The Jovians studied Earth with their instruments and determined that although it lacked hydrogen in its atmosphere, it was covered in water. Water meant hydrogen, which meant the possibility for life. And there was oxygen in the atmosphere, which did imply something was splitting apart the hydrogen from the oxygen.
And that is why, today, 2026, there is a giant, creepily organic nuclear rocket in orbit around the Earth.
Jovians can't visit Earth safely--the risk of them just exploding is too high, but humans can visit their spacecraft with the right kind of space suit.
My dreams are usually weirder than this, but I went to a small house up in the mountains by a very fast moving stream, and for some reason in there I was serving Bill Gates some food.
Anyway I brought a boiling pot of water over to him, dumped it on his head, smacked him with it until he fell into the chilli and died. Then I threw it into the stream, then escaped into the ocean.
Incomplete list of people I've killed or attempted to kill in my dreams:
Bill Gates
Ronald Reagan (in the 60s)
Joseph Stalin
The Asheville police chief
A whole bunch more cops
2 FBI Giants
Elon (attempted once with explosives, threatened another time on a VHS tape) l
Three random guys
Zombie Jerma
For some reason all I can remember about my dream is that I was walking around my parents' yard trying to decide if I should start identifying as a lesbian
There's an update, 2024!Foone: you're a lesbian named Alice now
bad things shouldn't happen to my friends. i should be the worst thing that happens to my friends
My dreams are usually weirder than this, but I went to a small house up in the mountains by a very fast moving stream, and for some reason in there I was serving Bill Gates some food.
Anyway I brought a boiling pot of water over to him, dumped it on his head, smacked him with it until he fell into the chilli and died. Then I threw it into the stream, then escaped into the ocean.
Pride Deer for all you nature-loving gays
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This world is so beautiful. People are shipping Ryan gosling and markiplier. Because they were both in space movies you see
Tumblr users love to do things like this. I DO NOT mean this in a mocking way to be completely clear. I think it's cute. It reminds me of back in the day when people shipped jack frost and elsa cause they both have ice powers.
Or like the superwholock thing. Tumblr users like to go "I like this thing AND that thing.. What if my FAVORITE CHARACTERS met each other? Would that be cool or WHAT!" And the thing is it's absolutely adorable
You can say it's cringe or bad or missing the point of the movie all you want but I don't care. Yeah man, I bet it would be really cute if there was a happy ending and the blood murder man (in space) got saved by the dorky science teacher (in space) and they had yaoi moments. I'm so glad you're having fun