“ HELLO?!? CAN ANYONE HEAR M—“
“oh. hello.”
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@ask-the-captaininspace
“ HELLO?!? CAN ANYONE HEAR M—“
“oh. hello.”
Mark Iplier and the Accident of a Thousand Degrees
Head Engineer Mark Iplier was famous across the galaxy for two things: building impossible machines and refusing to leave well enough alone. His greatest achievement was the Invincible 2, a massive exploration spaceship capable of traveling farther than any vessel before it. The ship contained advanced laboratories, artificial gravity systems, and engines powerful enough to cross entire star systems in days. But even after completing the ship, Mark couldn't stop inventing. Every week he worked on a new experiment in Laboratory Deck Seven. Most were harmless. Some were strange. A few were dangerous. One evening, while the Invincible 2 drifted near a newly discovered star, Mark began testing his latest invention: the Thermal Resonance Chamber. His goal was simple—create a device that could absorb heat from one location and transfer it somewhere else. If successful, it could protect ships from stars, volcanoes, and engine meltdowns. Unfortunately, the machine had one tiny flaw. Mark forgot to account for a rare crystal that powered the chamber. As he activated the device, alarms immediately sounded.
"Warning," the ship's computer announced. "Thermal instability detected."
"That's probably fine," Mark said.
It was not fine.
The crystal overloaded. Blue energy erupted from the chamber. Temperatures shot from freezing cold to hotter than a star's surface in seconds. The laboratory shook violently.
Mark rushed toward the emergency shutdown switch. He almost made it.
The chamber exploded in a burst of white light.
For a moment, the entire room froze solid. The next moment, it became an inferno. Then everything went dark. When Mark woke up in the medical bay, the ship's doctor looked shocked.
"Mark," she said, "you should be dead."
"I get that a lot."
"No, really. You were exposed to temperatures that should have vaporized you."
Mark sat up. "But I'm okay."
"Exactly."
Tests revealed something impossible had happened. The energy blast had altered his body's cells. Somehow, they now adapted instantly to extreme temperatures.
To prove it, the doctor handed him a block of ice colder than deep space. Mark picked it up with his bare hand. Nothing happened. The cold didn't hurt him. Next, they heated a metal rod until it glowed orange. Mark grabbed it. Still nothing. The heat didn't hurt him. His skin color changed and looked like some oilspill right where the cold and the heat touched his skin.
His body had become resistant to temperature itself.
News spread quickly across the Invincible 2.
The crew called him "The Thousand-Degree Engineer." Mark hated the nickname.
A month later, his strange new ability became useful. While exploring a volcanic moon, the Invincible 2 suffered an engine malfunction. One of the cooling systems failed, causing the reactor chamber to reach catastrophic temperatures. No crew member could enter.
The heat would melt protective suits instantly.
Mark volunteered.
"You sure?" asked the captain.
"I caused this sort of problem once," Mark replied. "Might as well fix it."
He entered the reactor chamber alone.
Rivers of molten metal flowed beneath the walkways. Warning lights flashed everywhere.
To anyone else, the chamber would have been a furnace. To Mark, it felt like a warm summer day.
He climbed through the reactor systems, replaced damaged components, and restored the cooling network. Within minutes, the temperatures returned to normal.
The crew cheered as he returned safely.
From then on, Mark used his unusual condition to protect the ship. He repaired frozen systems on icy worlds, worked beside active volcanoes, and rescued crew members trapped in dangerous environments.
Still, whenever people asked how he gained his powers, he always gave the same answer:
"By making a mistake so spectacular that physics gave up trying to stop me."
And despite nearly destroying Laboratory Deck Seven, Mark continued performing experiments.
The captain eventually installed a giant sign above the laboratory door:
MARK IPLIER'S EXPERIMENTS
PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
The sign turned out to be a very good idea.
{A BIG THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME THIS IDEA: @avathemultiverseexplorer }
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Markieeeeeee!~
— @ask-the-captaininspace
"Yes, Captain...?"
He turned around, away from the big window. In his hand was a mug filled with coffee.
she wrapped her arms around his waist, giving his cheek kisses again and again.
How’s my baby doing?~
He blushed slightly, chuckling softly.
"Mhm.. I'm a bit tired, you know? Been missing you a lot..."
Then how about you show me how much you missed me?~
she flirted, twirling a piece of his hair.
Markieeeeeee!~
— @ask-the-captaininspace
"Yes, Captain...?"
He turned around, away from the big window. In his hand was a mug filled with coffee.
she wrapped her arms around his waist, giving his cheek kisses again and again.
How’s my baby doing?~
Did you earn your name because you’re good at giving head to your captain? 😂
"It's literally what my Job is called....?"
Mark looked a bit confused, not getting the joke.
HAHA!! GOOD ONE ANON!!
and honey, I think they meant that you’re good at giving head and you’re an engineer. You’re such a doofus sometimes…
"They meant it like THAT?! Oh god..."
He blushed heavily, covering his face with his hands.
Did you earn your name because you’re good at giving head to your captain? 😂
"It's literally what my Job is called....?"
Mark looked a bit confused, not getting the joke.
HAHA!! GOOD ONE ANON!!
and honey, I think they meant that you’re good at giving head and you’re an engineer. You’re such a doofus sometimes…
he’s so hot is he single
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"I'm literally your HUSBAND!?!?"
yeah, i’m gonna peg you…
"Oh god."
MEOWWWW
he’s so hot is he single
[ @themultiverseheadengineer ]
"I'm literally your HUSBAND!?!?"
yeah, i’m gonna peg you…
he’s so hot is he single
[ @themultiverseheadengineer ]
i am so gorgeous when i’m drunk 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 i am soooooo hot everyone right…
Forget you, your wife is much hotter ✌️
"Well, that's kinda rude... Good thing she's my wifey after all."
Mark was a bit confused about the comment he just heard.
thank you but i’d meow for him ANY day 🤤 stay single LOSERRRRR!!!!!!
i am the proudest trump hater. i’ve never even been to america.
@themultiverseheadengineer i love taking photos of you you’re so silly 😭
"Well... I- That wasn't supposed to be posted on here..."
Still a cutie.
@themultiverseheadengineer i love taking photos of you you’re so silly 😭
I've seen project hail Mary 8 times already and I love it
"It's a great movie, yes!"
whoever ryan gosling is, i could lick him up and down.👀👀👀👀
"Uh..."
"I also would do that i mean what"
"Why are we fangirling over Ryan Gosling now?"
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why don’t YOU join the club?!
"He's not my type of guy..."
riiiiight… cuz if I was a guy I would be!
"I never thought about it, to be honest."
I would be though, yesssss?
"You already have my heart, what else do you need?"
You.
she smirked.
woah. you look like someone I know.
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"I do? Who is it? I don't think we've met before."
Mark. My lovely engineer. And husband. Are you a multiverse version of him..? What’s your name?
"Mark as in... Head engineer Mark..?"
Simon tried to hide the fear in his voice. That name triggered something.
"My name i-is.. Simon..."
Your voice is shaky. Everything alright? And yes, he is a head engineer.
"I know who your husband is..."
You do? How?
"He did awful things to me in the past.. I was able to escape him..."
You must be confused. My husband is one of the sweetest and most well.. submissive people I’ve met! Are you sure it was him?
woah. you look like someone I know.
— @ask-the-captaininspace
"I do? Who is it? I don't think we've met before."
Mark. My lovely engineer. And husband. Are you a multiverse version of him..? What’s your name?
"Mark as in... Head engineer Mark..?"
Simon tried to hide the fear in his voice. That name triggered something.
"My name i-is.. Simon..."
Your voice is shaky. Everything alright? And yes, he is a head engineer.
"I know who your husband is..."
You do? How?