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>CG: THE FUCK IS THIS SITE ALL ABOUT

[ajaynetic]

My darling kitty came in 🥺🤲 I love the doodle they gave me bc of the note I left 😭

Pls check them out when their store opens again 💜

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>CG: THAT'S ME :D

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CG: YEP IT IS

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>CG: :D

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I MEAN, ITS FINE

[ajaynetic]

My darling kitty came in 🥺🤲 I love the doodle they gave me bc of the note I left 😭

Pls check them out when their store opens again 💜

[ask-the-carcinogeneticist]

>CG: THAT'S ME :D

[asktheseadweller]

CA: wwhy did i ask about dyein my hair

CA: noww bre wwants to dye it fuckin RAINBOWW

CA: i dont wwanna

CA: help

[taurine-bull]

>TB: who said... RAINBOWS?!

[asktheseadweller]

CA: bre did

*Eridan folds his arms*

[taurine-bull]

>TB: by the way, name's Colori

[asktheseadweller]

CA: nice to meet ya

CA: im eridan ampora

[duochrome-caffeine]

>DC: hII

>DC: IIm ColorII's sIIster, LucIIll IIvoree

>DC: nice to meet you

[asktheseadweller]

CA: nice to meet you too

*Eridan ruffles his hair nervously*

CA: yall wwanna meet bre

[duochrome-caffeine]

>DC: aIIght

[taurine-bull]

>TB: sure!

[asktheseawolf]

*Brenya walks up to Eridan, holding bottles of hair dye in every color of the rainbow*

SW: Hi! I'm Brenya!

[taurine-bull]

>TB: RAINBOWS!

[duochrome-caffeine]

>DC: mIInd my sIIster.. she just loves raIInbows..

[asktheseawolf]

SW: Me too! That's why I'm giving my husband rainbow hair!

[duochrome-caffeine]

>DC: IIt can take a lot of tIIme

>DC: ColorII's haIIr IIs naturally blond

>DC: mIIne IIs not purely black

>DC: IIt has red hIIghlIIghts

[asktheseawolf]

SW: Mine's naturally blonde too!

SW: Eridan's is naturally black though

[taurine-bull]

>TB: by the way

>TB: we weren't actually trolls

>TB: but cryptids

>TB: I should find that one photo to prove that

[asktheseawolf]

SW: I was originally just a wolf pup

SW: Now, where did my sweet husband go so I can dye his hair?

[taurine-bull]

>TB: idk

*taurineBull [TB] shrugged

[asktheseadweller]

CA: wwhy me

[taurine-bull]

>TB: huh?

*taurineBull [TB] looked around, but Lucill stopped her

[asktheseadweller]

CA: wwhy did i agree to do this

[duochrome-caffeine]

>DC: ...

*duochromeCaffeine [DC] released her sister

[askthespidergirl]

AG: Um, what's going on here?

[duochrome-caffeine]

>DC: oh?

>DC: who are you may be?

>DC: call me LucIIll

[askthespidergirl]

AG: I'm Vriska

AG: Vriska Serket

[taurine-bull]

>TB: hiya!

>TB: I'm Colori!

[askthespidergirl]

AG: Hello there! ::::)

[taurine-bull]

>TB: B>

[asktheseawolf]

SW: Eri, come on

SW: I got the dye ready

[aerodynamic-chemicals]

*aerodynamicChemicals [AC] in the background:

>AC: m∆kΣ surΣ λour dλΣ doΣsn't cont∆in ∆nλ chΣmic∆ls!

///she's bit obsessed with that >-<

[asktheseawolf]

//It's fine ^^

SW: I will, don't worry

*Brenya's tail wags*

[aerodynamic-chemicals]

>AC: I bΣliΣvΣ in λou!

[asktheseadweller]

*Eridan sighs nervously*

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: there's nothin you're afraid of

>CA: I knoww you can take it

[asktheseadweller]

CA: are you sure

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: I am vvery sure

[asktheseadweller]

CA: howw do you knoww

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: to be fair, my hair has been dyed more than once.

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: I dyed the part of my hair that is purple

[asktheseadweller]

CA: does it hurt

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: it depends on wwhich hair dye is used and wwhat type of hair. But mostly: it doesn't hurt.

[asktheseadweller]

*Eridan sighs*

CA: wwhy did bre havve to choose RAINBOWW of all things though

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: I can't answwer that question tho

[asktheseawolf]

SW: I can though!

SW: Because rainbows are pretty, duh!

SW: It's pastel rainbow colors at that!

*Brenya's tail wags*

[analog-aquatic]

>AA: [ R A I N B O W S ] !?

>AA: o t Her [Eridan Ampora] wi LL be a [Walking RAINBOW] aftEr tha T!

[asktheseawolf]

SW: Yep! He'll be so beautiful!

[ask-the-carcinogeneticist]

>CG: THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?

[asktheshoutytroll]

CG: WHAT THE FUCK

CG: ANOTHER ME

[ask-the-carcinogeneticist]

>CG: WHAT

>CG: IS MY TIMELINE DYING OR I SEE A REFLECTION OF MYSELF ALL OF THE SUDDEN

[asktheseadweller]

CA: wwhy did i ask about dyein my hair

CA: noww bre wwants to dye it fuckin RAINBOWW

CA: i dont wwanna

CA: help

[taurine-bull]

>TB: who said... RAINBOWS?!

[asktheseadweller]

CA: bre did

*Eridan folds his arms*

[taurine-bull]

>TB: by the way, name's Colori

[asktheseadweller]

CA: nice to meet ya

CA: im eridan ampora

[duochrome-caffeine]

>DC: hII

>DC: IIm ColorII's sIIster, LucIIll IIvoree

>DC: nice to meet you

[asktheseadweller]

CA: nice to meet you too

*Eridan ruffles his hair nervously*

CA: yall wwanna meet bre

[duochrome-caffeine]

>DC: aIIght

[taurine-bull]

>TB: sure!

[asktheseawolf]

*Brenya walks up to Eridan, holding bottles of hair dye in every color of the rainbow*

SW: Hi! I'm Brenya!

[taurine-bull]

>TB: RAINBOWS!

[duochrome-caffeine]

>DC: mIInd my sIIster.. she just loves raIInbows..

[asktheseawolf]

SW: Me too! That's why I'm giving my husband rainbow hair!

[duochrome-caffeine]

>DC: IIt can take a lot of tIIme

>DC: ColorII's haIIr IIs naturally blond

>DC: mIIne IIs not purely black

>DC: IIt has red hIIghlIIghts

[asktheseawolf]

SW: Mine's naturally blonde too!

SW: Eridan's is naturally black though

[taurine-bull]

>TB: by the way

>TB: we weren't actually trolls

>TB: but cryptids

>TB: I should find that one photo to prove that

[asktheseawolf]

SW: I was originally just a wolf pup

SW: Now, where did my sweet husband go so I can dye his hair?

[taurine-bull]

>TB: idk

*taurineBull [TB] shrugged

[asktheseadweller]

CA: wwhy me

[taurine-bull]

>TB: huh?

*taurineBull [TB] looked around, but Lucill stopped her

[asktheseadweller]

CA: wwhy did i agree to do this

[duochrome-caffeine]

>DC: ...

*duochromeCaffeine [DC] released her sister

[askthespidergirl]

AG: Um, what's going on here?

[duochrome-caffeine]

>DC: oh?

>DC: who are you may be?

>DC: call me LucIIll

[askthespidergirl]

AG: I'm Vriska

AG: Vriska Serket

[taurine-bull]

>TB: hiya!

>TB: I'm Colori!

[askthespidergirl]

AG: Hello there! ::::)

[taurine-bull]

>TB: B>

[asktheseawolf]

SW: Eri, come on

SW: I got the dye ready

[aerodynamic-chemicals]

*aerodynamicChemicals [AC] in the background:

>AC: m∆kΣ surΣ λour dλΣ doΣsn't cont∆in ∆nλ chΣmic∆ls!

///she's bit obsessed with that >-<

[asktheseawolf]

//It's fine ^^

SW: I will, don't worry

*Brenya's tail wags*

[aerodynamic-chemicals]

>AC: I bΣliΣvΣ in λou!

[asktheseadweller]

*Eridan sighs nervously*

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: there's nothin you're afraid of

>CA: I knoww you can take it

[asktheseadweller]

CA: are you sure

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: I am vvery sure

[asktheseadweller]

CA: howw do you knoww

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: to be fair, my hair has been dyed more than once.

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: I dyed the part of my hair that is purple

[asktheseadweller]

CA: does it hurt

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: it depends on wwhich hair dye is used and wwhat type of hair. But mostly: it doesn't hurt.

[asktheseadweller]

*Eridan sighs*

CA: wwhy did bre havve to choose RAINBOWW of all things though

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: I can't answwer that question tho

[asktheseawolf]

SW: I can though!

SW: Because rainbows are pretty, duh!

SW: It's pastel rainbow colors at that!

*Brenya's tail wags*

[analog-aquatic]

>AA: [ R A I N B O W S ] !?

>AA: o t Her [Eridan Ampora] wi LL be a [Walking RAINBOW] aftEr tha T!

[asktheseawolf]

SW: Yep! He'll be so beautiful!

[ask-the-carcinogeneticist]

>CG: THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?

[asktheseawolf]

SW: Trying to convince my husband to let me give him rainbow hair!

[ask-the-carcinogeneticist]

>CG: AIN'T MY PROBLEM

[asktheseadweller]

CA: wwhy did i ask about dyein my hair

CA: noww bre wwants to dye it fuckin RAINBOWW

CA: i dont wwanna

CA: help

[taurine-bull]

>TB: who said... RAINBOWS?!

[asktheseadweller]

CA: bre did

*Eridan folds his arms*

[taurine-bull]

>TB: by the way, name's Colori

[asktheseadweller]

CA: nice to meet ya

CA: im eridan ampora

[duochrome-caffeine]

>DC: hII

>DC: IIm ColorII's sIIster, LucIIll IIvoree

>DC: nice to meet you

[asktheseadweller]

CA: nice to meet you too

*Eridan ruffles his hair nervously*

CA: yall wwanna meet bre

[duochrome-caffeine]

>DC: aIIght

[taurine-bull]

>TB: sure!

[asktheseawolf]

*Brenya walks up to Eridan, holding bottles of hair dye in every color of the rainbow*

SW: Hi! I'm Brenya!

[taurine-bull]

>TB: RAINBOWS!

[duochrome-caffeine]

>DC: mIInd my sIIster.. she just loves raIInbows..

[asktheseawolf]

SW: Me too! That's why I'm giving my husband rainbow hair!

[duochrome-caffeine]

>DC: IIt can take a lot of tIIme

>DC: ColorII's haIIr IIs naturally blond

>DC: mIIne IIs not purely black

>DC: IIt has red hIIghlIIghts

[asktheseawolf]

SW: Mine's naturally blonde too!

SW: Eridan's is naturally black though

[taurine-bull]

>TB: by the way

>TB: we weren't actually trolls

>TB: but cryptids

>TB: I should find that one photo to prove that

[asktheseawolf]

SW: I was originally just a wolf pup

SW: Now, where did my sweet husband go so I can dye his hair?

[taurine-bull]

>TB: idk

*taurineBull [TB] shrugged

[asktheseadweller]

CA: wwhy me

[taurine-bull]

>TB: huh?

*taurineBull [TB] looked around, but Lucill stopped her

[asktheseadweller]

CA: wwhy did i agree to do this

[duochrome-caffeine]

>DC: ...

*duochromeCaffeine [DC] released her sister

[askthespidergirl]

AG: Um, what's going on here?

[duochrome-caffeine]

>DC: oh?

>DC: who are you may be?

>DC: call me LucIIll

[askthespidergirl]

AG: I'm Vriska

AG: Vriska Serket

[taurine-bull]

>TB: hiya!

>TB: I'm Colori!

[askthespidergirl]

AG: Hello there! ::::)

[taurine-bull]

>TB: B>

[asktheseawolf]

SW: Eri, come on

SW: I got the dye ready

[aerodynamic-chemicals]

*aerodynamicChemicals [AC] in the background:

>AC: m∆kΣ surΣ λour dλΣ doΣsn't cont∆in ∆nλ chΣmic∆ls!

///she's bit obsessed with that >-<

[asktheseawolf]

//It's fine ^^

SW: I will, don't worry

*Brenya's tail wags*

[aerodynamic-chemicals]

>AC: I bΣliΣvΣ in λou!

[asktheseadweller]

*Eridan sighs nervously*

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: there's nothin you're afraid of

>CA: I knoww you can take it

[asktheseadweller]

CA: are you sure

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: I am vvery sure

[asktheseadweller]

CA: howw do you knoww

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: to be fair, my hair has been dyed more than once.

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: I dyed the part of my hair that is purple

[asktheseadweller]

CA: does it hurt

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: it depends on wwhich hair dye is used and wwhat type of hair. But mostly: it doesn't hurt.

[asktheseadweller]

*Eridan sighs*

CA: wwhy did bre havve to choose RAINBOWW of all things though

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: I can't answwer that question tho

[asktheseawolf]

SW: I can though!

SW: Because rainbows are pretty, duh!

SW: It's pastel rainbow colors at that!

*Brenya's tail wags*

[analog-aquatic]

>AA: [ R A I N B O W S ] !?

>AA: o t Her [Eridan Ampora] wi LL be a [Walking RAINBOW] aftEr tha T!

[asktheseawolf]

SW: Yep! He'll be so beautiful!

[ask-the-carcinogeneticist]

>CG: THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?