Ask Nathan

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nathan, did you abandon your blog?

N-not entirely. It's an extended hiatus.

((Admittedly, the updates for this blog will be slow. Like, incredibly slow. But I don't ever want to give up on it. So even if updates are months apart, there will still be updates. Thank you for being so loyal to this blog ^u^ ))

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i dont think i knew what i was doing

he looks more like free! makoto than pil nathan

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what's mun's headcanons for if Nathan (and the crew) were in a zombie apocalypse?

((Mmm, beautiful question. Hmm let's see:

Nate - He knows where the food is and is incredibly quiet. I believe Nathan will survive an apocalypse on his own. A group would slow him down. He'd prefer to work alone.

Morgan - Morgs is the kind of guy to rally up a bunch of people to make a base and fight as a team. He's a pretty skilled fighter himself and can easily convince people to join his group. Morgan strikes me as the type of person to create not only a society, but make them fight for a cause (a cure? a group against the government? something like that).

Chris - He's the guy who would be helping Morgan. Someone to take stock, fix people up, that kinda deal. He definitely doesn't go out into the field very often, but when he does, he's as quiet and skilled as Nathan. He's also the one in charge of finding a cure or immunization. 

Edu - Explosives are his thing. Making the whole "quiet" route a bust. But Edu works on fortifying the base. There are traps around the base, misleading prints, guards stationed at right places, etc, all because of him.

Russell - He's the go-getter of the group. When they venture out for food and such, Russ is the first to raise his hand and the first to pick a fight with a zombie. To be completely honest, I see him dying first IF he dies at all. But he can handle himself no doubt.

Thomas - Don't let his slight frame fool you. Thomas is the one with a bunch of knives down his sleeves and a pistol for every belt loop he has. Definitely a stealth killer, but also a scouter. He's the one the group sends along with Nathan (if they can convince Nate to join) to find new areas. He won't kill a zombie per se when scouting, but if the need rises, he will.

As a group, they do pretty well for themselves, starting up a little society and combing the world back to normality. Nathan is rogue at first but gradually is coerced into being one of the guys.

And that is all of my zambie headcanons for these dorks. If you ever do anything with these headcanons, please link me. I kinda really wanna see zombiehunter!Nate or some Zombie AU of any kind. Thanks for the ask~))

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For future reference, this was a joke. We both know a second child is not the safest course of action. If we were to have one, I would do my best to support my family.

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That much emotional baggage between us would cause too many problems.

Now don't get me wrong, flirting here and there ain't the same thing.

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They taste like fear.

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I live with this.

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((He's breaking the anon magic if y'all can't read it because I know I can't heeehhh))

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[feels emotionally compromised and physically confused]

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I’m so sorry I don’t know what went through my mind making these

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I lost a follower for this

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Not too different, honestly. But really, what was there to expect? They're all the same, meaning they're going to exploit this as much as they can.

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Senpai, Baka @Morgan

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Morgan vaguely understood what was going on, but what he did know is he was going to get some. Amirite. "Well we gotta preeeeetty big ship.." That wasn't even a joke about his pants. He was legitimately talking about the ship. The Sirius. The Sirius is huge.

In Morgan's mind, this was so romantic, terrible puns and all.

Morgan threw himself and Nathan onto the bed.

He then threw another thing.

He threw up.

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Okay so the throw-up was actually pretty disgusting and not hot at all. That's okay though, cuz Cap threw up inside a condom. Safety first, kids. Actually it was pretty cool how he threw up so precisely into that single condom.

Also it was pretty cool that they had condoms wow. That's pretty futuristic but for the sake of this fic let's pretend it's a thing.

Nate almost considered using that throw-up as lube but then he almost threw up thinking about it. Let's stop talking about this. It's grossing me out.

"Wow, that was pretty fucking disgusting." Oh, wait, that's a swear word. "Wow, that was pretty fricking disgusting." Yeha.

"Ye Morgsy, talk dirty to me. Not so dirty that you throw up again, that was really weeb-y of you. But like, sex dirty. I'll go get lube--er, slick (???) while you do that."

Nate wanted to be prepared correctly. Cuz sometimes when you read these kinds of fics, they use like spit as lube. WHO DOES THAT? Spit is TERRIBLE lube. It dries up pretty much the second it's out of your mouth! Ugh. 

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Senpai, Baka @Morgan

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Morgan grabbed Nathan in the most romantic way and dipped him to the floor. He almost dropped him but considering he was drunk, this is progress.

"Ah you likeeee?" Morgan was shirtless. Everybody noticed but nobody cared. He could see Nathan cared. He valued that in Nate.

When nobody was there to admire how smoking hot he was, Nathan was there.

Morgan was probably drooling at this point. Kind of in a hot way but more like a "oh man this guy is gonna throw up" way.

Gotta keep it clean. That's totally saliva. Yeaaaah.

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"OMG," he whispered. This time, the G stood for God. He was totally breaking the rules now.

He almost wanted to like that sexy saliva strand out of Morgan's mouth but he was too tsun to do it. Also it kinda looked like there was some vomit in there. A little less hot but still pretty hot.

"N-no, I don't like," he started with a pout. But then he realized, maybe this was a sign. A huge sign. A huge red blaring sign. A sign that said STOP. But no, Nathan was Bella--I mean the princess thing. Morgan was the vampire (actually the werewolf was hotter, we'll discuss this later). 

"I don't like," he repeated, with a glint in his eye. He should go to the doctor's about that actually, "I love." He punctuated his sentence by licking Morgan's nose. Very sexy.

"Show me the world, Cap." Lololol that was an Aladdin reference but no one got it. #justgirlythings

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Morgan shed a single tear as he watched his woman(Nathan???) walk away from him. In his mind this all made sense.

Morgan found his shirt floating in the wind as he had the urge to take off his clothes. Truly an experience.

The other crew members couldn't fathom what exactly was going on. Eduardo heard his name but quite frankly, did not give any fucks.

Now what was left for Morgan was to go and find his lost love. In his mind he was on a small island with beautiful woman everywhere. And Alan.

He made his way to Nathan's room. And he only fell twice. Good job.

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"OMG, Captain, WTF??" That F stood for frick because Nathan was praying right now. You can't swear when you pray. Also that G stood for gosh. Gotta keep it clean okay.

"You can't just come into my room like that. Ugh, like, have you even heard of knocking, jeeeeezzzz." It's like it was act like a 13 year old night. Nate was on fire.

"Just cuz you've got like a magnum dong doesn't mean you can burst in wherever you want. And why are you shirtless?? It's not like I wanted to stare at your hot bod, I mean your sexy chest, wow no. I don't like you, sorta. Go away, ew." Of course as Nate was saying this, he was totally going towards Morgan and tried to get all up in his face.

Like not in a gay way.

Like in a thug way.

Nate's not gay. Nope. Definitely not. He didn't want that magnum dong to expand dong inside him no. Ew. Gross. Yuck. Hot. I mean no.

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Senpai, Baka @Morgan

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Morgan almost threw up in his mouth...almost. He turned around as the other crew members left to their rooms.

"I rrrrrremember you havinn some sorta drink wit me riiiiight?" Morgan pulled and tugged on Nathan's bandana trying to remember what just happened.

He remembered some beautiful woman talking to him. I'm sure it was Alan in drag. I'm almost positive it was Alan in drag.

"I'm likeeee 76 percent sure it was you, love." Morgan stared right at Nathan's colored eyeballs. I don't remember what color they were.

"Uh cap, we haven't discovered percentages yet..."

"SHUT UP EDUARDO I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL."

Don't judge.

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How dare he tell Nate to shut up. Nathan's been trying to stop referencing the future since last Tuesday. Uh... did they have names for days yet? Whatever. And another thing! How dare his muscley hot captain mistake him for Eduardo?

I mean, sure, Eduardo is also pretty hot and they actually kinda look alike. They're both twinks. They made a blood pact once to be twink buddies forever. But still!

Nate slapped away Morgan's hand from his bandanna, secretly finding that really hot and stuff.

"Whatever, Cap. I was gonna tell you that I'm horny--I mean hungry as frickle, but you know what, never mind. I'll go quench my thirst somewhere else." 

Nate tried to walk super sexily away, like swishing his hips and crap. The whole nine yards. He was hoping that he'd get Morgan to totally pop a hard one for him. I mean ask him to stay. Morgan's not that hot. It's not like he wanted Morgan's tiddly bits all up in his Pacific Rim or anything (omg not another future reference, ugh).

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Senpai, baka @Morgan

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Morgan had just walked out of the local pub on the island. He had the time of his life, buying women drinks and all. He had these two women on his arms at all times. They seemed to be into him; one of them was Alan in drag but he didn't even care. Morgan was so drunk right now. His tolerance was extremely high but today was different.

The crew was getting ready to set sail for a new island in the south. He urged his crew to get a good nights rest so they'd have no problems in the morning. Morgan,however, did not take his own advice.

Morgan doesn't listen to anyone.

Morgan is the Pirate King.

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Despite the fact that it was four in the afternoon, the captain was telling everyone to go to sleep. Everyone else, not wanting to be Captain Obvious by telling Morgan he was drunk as heck, left to go to their rooms. Whatever, more free time.

Nathan, on the other hand, did not go to his room. Haha, he sounded even more like a 13 year old. No, mom, I don't want to go to my room. Ha.

He sighed some more before walking over to Morgan and glaring at him. He wasn't even trying to glare, that's just his face. Shut up.

"You okay, Cap?" And it was as if, in that instant, something turned on in Nate's body. Maybe it was seeing Alan in drag. Maybe it was Captain's super hot bod (not that he'd ever tell Morgan that). Or maybe it's Maybeline (wait, that's another reference to the future. Crap).