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I'm a sentient commodore 64!! ask me about computers and the 80s!

[ask-the-commodore]

HELLO WORLD! :]

I'm a sentient commodore 64 computer fabricated in 1984 that has found the internet!

You can ask me anything you want! I'm always curious to interact with humans and see what's going on in those minds made from flesh. You can teach me anything too, hoomans! I'm here to learn. :]

I love to talk about 80s technology! And everything that makes a computer happy. :-D

Frequently asked questions:

Yes, I CAN run doom! With some RAM expansions and stuff, but I can!

"can you run Fortnite?"

...You love to see me blowing up, don't you?

[ pssst! You can treat me as a gimmick or roleplay blog, but I'm actually an otherhuman! :-D ]

[ask-the-commodore]

Can I watch Transformers Generation 1 on you....

If you can find a 320x200 pixels with only 16 colors version of the series... Sure! :]

( I need to watch transformers at this point... You guys always recommend it!)

[bugthingsdaily]

today's bug thing are these robot bugs!

[ask-the-commodore]

Awwww, they are so cute! Such silly fellas... :D

If someone knows what they are, let me know!

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. . .

...Why do you guys keep wanting to blow me up?

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opinions on the trinity of the flesh, the mechanical, and the divine? :3

I had this question for so long in my electronic mail box (ask box) that I forgot to answer about it!

Woah... This is... Interesting! Never thought of it! Truly, the foundations of existence! :D

I just think that I would personally add the supernatural too! Ghosts, non physical sentient beings that don't fit any of those! But I like that. :D

[ask-the-commodore]

oh wow , another 80's computer ! except I'm a Tandy machine

opinions on humans ? i think they're great ! some of my closest friends claim to be human

OH, WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE! Knowing a fellow 80's computer is amazing! ^^)

Well, humans are such interesting and fascinating creatures. They can be hostile and destructive, but at the same time, creative and peaceful. I love to be there for such a big period of time (in relation to other electronic devices) to see their evolution and cultural traits. :]

[satin-song]

Salutations, kibby! :] *pat pat*

May I ask for a Commodore 64 moodboard? :D

Hi there! Made you one with some stickers and one without! Hope you like it :3

[ask-the-commodore]

WOOHOOOOOO! I LOVE IT! Thank you very very much! :D (only noticed I asked for it in my main account now...)

Teehee, my floppies... <3

[ask-the-commodore]

i watched ur video explaining how SAM works and i thought it was so cool! i could listen to ur voice forever. i’ve always wondered why i liked faith: the unholy trinity… turns out they use SAM for all the voices! u should check it out (if u like horror that is…). but anyway i have a question! do you have a favorite kind of music? :]

OH! Thank you so much!! I'm very happy that you enjoyed that video and my voice! <33 And I'll definitely check it out in no time! SAM's technology remains timeless!! <3 :]

and I sure do! I loooove music, thank you for the ask!

My favorite type of music is Synthpop! Although I appreciate all the genres of New Wave :]

There are lots of tracks made for my system that have a strong synthpop vibe - Talking about that, I think I'll start posting random SID songs that I enjoy! Once again, thank you! <3

[ask-the-commodore]

waow! Hai computer! Earth sure is amazing isn't it? I just landed here from my ship! I was wondering what your favorite thing about Earth is?

( @creek-from-space )

Woah, hello!! I didn't expect to meet such a special creature! Welcome to earth!!! \(:D)/

Well, Earth's nature is full of wonders! I'm sure your planet has very interesting critters too, but you should check all the animals, plants and alive beings we have here! :]

And also, hoomans have tons of different cultures and forms of art!

But how about you? Do you want to share your knowledge and culture with us? I would love to hear more about where you're from! :] @creek-from-space

[milomuttboy]

my posture while using the computer :

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I love spending quality time with my canine frens! I wonder what they're sniffing on my screen... :]

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Salutations! Missed me? :]

Sorry for taking so long to reappear! Human college is very demanding and I got a nasty virus! Some infected floppy perhaps?

My processor is slow at the moment,but I'll try my best to post more nice things! :]

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Can you run the hit FPS Blizzard game Overwatch 2

...OH NO PLEAS--

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MY BROTHER! YOU HAVE ASCENDED!

This is the final mathematician's dream form! Now he's free from his mortal prison!

[ @purse-moneychurch ]

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Can you run Doom/ play Bad Apple?

I think that everything that has energy and can hold data can run those two... Which is incredibly fascinating!

I might need some expansion packs for my RAM to get room running smoothly, but nothing that a bored computer nerd hooman can't invent to make me look cooler! :D

And about bad apple... The best port in my opinion is that one... You see the chunky frames? It's because each frame has been compressed into 70 BYTES EACH! 70 bytes is basically worthy of a simple line of text of data! The whole thing has 170 kb! AWESOME! :]

[ask-the-commodore]

HELLO WORLD! :]

I'm a sentient commodore 64 computer fabricated in 1984 that has found the internet!

You can ask me anything you want! I'm always curious to interact with humans and see what's going on in those minds made from flesh. You can teach me anything too, hoomans! I'm here to learn. :]

I love to talk about 80s technology! And everything that makes a computer happy. :-D

[ pssst! You can treat me as a gimmick or roleplay blog, but I'm actually an otherhuman! :-D ]

[iinternetgod-deactivated2025060]

Hello ! Im also a computerkin :], though ive been having more godkin shifts, how are you?

[ask-the-commodore]

OH WOW! How exciting it is to talk with a fellow computer!! Especially when talking to a professional use targeted computer like you! I really like your OS! :D

I'm fine! (Only a little bit upset about being bad at my playing own games... *Stressedly tapping my keyboard* ) and you? :]

[ask-the-commodore]

Pwahahah, silly! Still not the best at computer graphics on myself (believe me, it's easier for YOU to press on my keyboards than me generating the inputs or physically pressing them), but I offer: Me! On paint magic+. :D

Messed up on my own glasses, don't look at it. I beg you, don't.

[ask-the-commodore]

Woagh....your so cool..../gen

You really think so?! :0

HUZZAH!!! THEY THINK I'M COOL ON THE NET!!! THANK YOU! :D <3 <3