Ask the DashClowns

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[ask-the-dashclowns]

NO nO Mel -- I understand this cOmpletely!

`` sir, you need to take your pinky off the power button

"& let us see! Have we gotten anything? A prince at our door, asking for our hand? .. A princess?"

I thought you didn't read fantasy?

"Blorbo, there are princes and princesses in clown!Toronto -- you remember our last show."

Right. Yeah, sorry, I forgot.

`` i tried to. --------------

The Grand Opening of the Ask Blog for the Cirque Du Dash! Set in the grand clown!Toronto, the Cirque Du Dash have their asks OPEN and their weapons BEHIND their backs!

[ufo-driver]

Guys, hear me out…

Why is Edmund Knox kinda…why is he kinda….. 👀

[dashcon-two]

please, for the love of god, do not romanticize this man, there is a restraining order for a reason!!!! not three months ago he attempted my murder!!! would hate to see anyone fall prey to his “charms”

[ufo-driver]

Clearly this means that poor Edmund is being mistreated. Ringleader clowns are known to be a friendly species and love efficiency- there’s no reason to attack as it would not be efficient for the business of the circus.

Clearly him attacking you is either a sign of severe malnutrition or lack of socialization.

Let’s hear Edmund’s side of the story before we judge, otherwise I might just have to callout dashcon 2 for not properly taking care of their clowns

[ask-the-dashclowns]

EXACTLY! GOd fOrbid I try tO Order a hit On the intern tO feast On succulent American flesh :o( It was Off circus time, tOO!!

-EK

[ask-the-dashclowns]

Now I'm just waiting on my proposals to start rolling in...

-BD

[ask-the-dashclowns]

What if I have better than 20/20 vision (with my glasses on)

`` i mean im pretty sure i have future vision so. welcome to the club. -ME

[ask-the-dashclowns]

Edward. What, would you say, is your top character kin, good sir?

I assume yOu are reffering tO me, Of cOurse ✨

hOw much dO yOu knOw abOut Billy The Puppet? Because he's sO #mecOre

-EK

[ask-the-dashclowns]

... what did you do to him?

he's happy tO be part Of the Cirque Du Dash!

we promise.

-EK

[ask-the-dashclowns]

If we’re not from Ohio but currently in there, are we still allowed to interact?

I won't tell Val if you don't.

-BD

[ask-the-dashclowns]

i have an e in my middle name, what if i kill it so i can interact with your blog?

OMG you can even use my hammer! -VO

[ask-the-dashclowns]

if i'm 36 rats in a trench coat can i interact ?

`` you're on thin ice, but i'll allow it -ME

[ask-the-dashclowns]

what's Clown!Toronto's national animal?

Raccloowns! Duh! They're so cute -- I've only gotten bitten thrice trying to honk their lil noses!

-VO

[ask-the-dashclowns]

Do any of you know a David? My friend David says they might have met Blorbo before

I... maybe...

... Look, I really can't talk about it yet. I don't know who's listening, but it can't get to the top of the big top. Not yet, anyways.

-BD

[ask-the-dashclowns]

blorbo do you think you look like sans undertale

Sans... Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time...

-BD

[ask-the-dashclowns]

meeeeeel, whats your classpect? :3

`` okay the other clowns always start throwing peanuts at me when i start talking about homestuck so i am so glad you asked; `` obviously i'm Seer of Time. firstly, the best costume design out of the beta classes (and no i'm not taking criticism), but like... i feel like it just gets me, yk? `` Val's a Knight of Rage. she's probably the best of us on the emotional front both inside and outside of shows. her acts always get the most "oo's" and "aa's". she's also probably the closest to a true purple blood if we get more into like, trolls in general. `` i'm getting into the master classes here to stay with me: but i think Blorbo is a Muse of Heart. as much as they're a bit of a basket case, just sitting with 'em in quiet can set your head straight. couldn't tell you why but... he always just seems like he's looking off into nowhere. `` and Edmund is so goddamn weird i'd be kicking myself if i didn't say Lord of Space. -ME

[ask-the-dashclowns]

Blorbo, I heard there were some non-union clowns at the circus. Care to comment?

I'm not here to berate follow workers -- just hoping to get them on board. The fewer scabs, the better.

-BD

[ask-the-dashclowns]

as a Torontonian what is the difference between Toronto and clown!Toronto

Oh! Because clOwn!TOrOntO is real, unlike wherever yOu're describing! HOpe this helps :)

-EK

[ask-the-dashclowns]

dashclowns can you slut it up

YOu heard the guest! cOme On! It's time fOr the Cirque tO slut it up!

... Are we getting fair compensation for the additional labor it will take to do so?

nO.

Then no.

-EK

-BD

[ask-the-dashclowns]

I have a question about your DNI - I only have 20/20 vision in one eye. Can I interact if I close that eye while I do so? That's how I wrote and submitted this ask

We'll just have to split this post in half! -VO