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[justdipnpipthings]

Look I'm so fucking anti capitalist. Nothing should cost money. Nothing.

But it does, and artists do deserve to be paid for their shit.

So regarding the patreon,

If you don't like it, don't pay for it. ✓

If you want to support but can't afford it, that sucks!

Let's talk about it.

I think we should, as a community, coordinate a scholarship program for ppl who can't afford it (gifting memberships from ppl who can afford, I'm sure ppl will PW share and such as well) or suggest a similar system to DnP and their team

(Also. I'm certain they know ppl will share patreon content on Tumblr freely and I would bet they don't give a fuck)

[ufo-driver]

This is genuinely such a lovely idea, like how on twitch you can gift subscriptions and it randomly pulls from chat, we could do something similar with posting a google drive so people can submit info or smth and get entered into a monthly drawing for different levels

It could be the cutest way for phannies to give back to the community!

Personally I know that there are people out there with kind hearts who would gladly help support other phans because it was the only way my broke college ass was able to see their tour. One fellow phannie gave me money for the tickets, and I’d love to see that joy and kindness spread all over the phandom.

[phantasticphizza]

feeling like this diva rn

[haileedrawz]

Me explaining to Dan and Phil what a clock is

[ufo-driver]

Fuck it im ordering food. Anyone want anything? It’ll probably get here before they upload.

[ufo-driver]

Counter theory: Phil ate glue again

[ufo-driver]

Imagine being an hour late to something.

This is so dip and pip coded idk why any of us are shocked

[silly-little-pal]

[queenarielviolet]

I want to go to a clown zoo

It's like a normal zoo, but every exhibit has different types of clowns in it

No other types of animals. Only clowns. And similar species like mimes, jesters, and prop comedians.

[raskolite]

This is actually incredibly inhumane. Clowns and related species have been observed exhibiting classic symptoms of zoochosis in environments like this—honestly, it’s the same thing as P.T. Barnum’s cruel circuses where animals like elephants, lions, clowns, seals etc. were mistreated and abused for the entertainment of people like you.

Before people come for me, of course I’m not saying there are no safe enclosures for clowns, but a “clown zoo” is not the way to do it. Not all clowns are domesticatable, and many species require large specialised environments that most zoos can’t provide. And for the love of Bacchus talk to a gelotopoiologist before you make posts like this (scientist who specialises in clowns for those who don’t know).

[ufo-driver]

What about a rehabilitation center that specializes in clown care?

I mean they wouldn’t have every species possible, but it could be a good idea to help people learn more about clowns and the specialized care that they require.

I know that there are some local facilities to me that offer volunteer positions and tours, and while it’s not a zoo (thankfully), you can still view clowns and work with them!

Of course I’m sure there are some specialized clowns that most wouldn’t have access to but the professionals, but I do know that most clowns need socialization and this is a great way to aid in the rehab process!

I’m currently not a clown owner, but I’m actually looking into some of these volunteer positions so that I can learn more about clown care and have more experience with them as i recently discovered that I’m 25% clown, and maybe being around my kind will unlock some deep instincts and understanding of myself.

I think that if a group of people put in the effort, a clown zoo of some kind can be created in a very ethical way.

If anything we should be doing more to support our local clown rescue centers and donating when we can!

[cheekyvank]

god i wanna know dnp's thoughts on our phyuri theories so bad

[ufo-driver]

Someone please explain I accidentally dipped out on the phandom for like 5 minutes what happened

[starlingsongs-deactivated201608]

Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

[starlingsongs-deactivated201608]

no white gay boy will ever reblog this, watch:

[lesbian-mimikyu]

no white gay will reblog this

[queerfemme]

no white lgb person will reblog this

[lgbtqkidsrock]

Without Stonewall, without the efforts of Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera, the LGBTQ Community wouldn’t be where it is today. Don’t forget the roots, don’t forget the catalyst.

[cyberlesbiab-deactivated2021052]

and then TERFs wanna be like, “hmm well the LGBT community existed before Stonewall!”

but like…Becky, of course LGBTQ+ people existed before Stonewall. We’ve all existed since the beginning of time. But the movement got a shock to its senses, a jump-start, a rocket-into-space when that glass shattered via Marsha P. Johnson, and when Sylvia Rivera was up on-stage protesting guess who was on the sidelines heckling her?

The same fuckers who won’t ever reblog or acknowledge this

[bitterbearsf]

My apologies to the original poster as I photo captured this post to add to the thread-I reposted this last year for pride and expect to repost it every year I have left-it’s our history people.

[internutter]

Marsha P. Johnson allegedly died of suicide in 1992, and her death was never investigated. Even I, a mere prole, could catch the “she was murdered” vibes from the circumstances surrounding the discovery of her body.

Without a trans black woman, LGBT+ rights would not exist. Never forget. Never “pay it no mind”.

R E M E M B E R

[ufo-driver]

Guys, hear me out…

Why is Edmund Knox kinda…why is he kinda….. 👀

[dashcon-two]

please, for the love of god, do not romanticize this man, there is a restraining order for a reason!!!! not three months ago he attempted my murder!!! would hate to see anyone fall prey to his “charms”

[ufo-driver]

Clearly this means that poor Edmund is being mistreated. Ringleader clowns are known to be a friendly species and love efficiency- there’s no reason to attack as it would not be efficient for the business of the circus.

Clearly him attacking you is either a sign of severe malnutrition or lack of socialization.

Let’s hear Edmund’s side of the story before we judge, otherwise I might just have to callout dashcon 2 for not properly taking care of their clowns

[dashcon-two]

Edmund is free to pet so long as he doesn't bite anyone again

[ufo-driver]

If he doesn’t bite then what am I petting him for?????

[ufo-driver]

I think what everyone fails to consider about the croaker strange duel is that they are both such powerful and equal forces, and I think the only way it could satisfyingly end is that they lay down their arms, look each other in the eye, and understand that they are not so different

And idk maybe a tiny kiss couldn’t hurt

[tillyapologist]

I will be working at dashcon 2 at the ballpit.

[ufo-driver]

You have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever OP

[shed-some-light]

dan and phil are making content again, the future of mcr is unclear, and people are planning dashcon.

anyways welcome back 2014!

[ufo-driver]

Guys, hear me out…

Why is Edmund Knox kinda…why is he kinda….. 👀

[ufo-driver]

God I really want to make an unhinged blog of some kind with some weird freak character but I don’t know if I have the bandwidth. I wanna be a freaky tumblr cryptid so bad