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do u believe in god

you see, i dont necessarily believe in there being any one god, and i believe jesus was a man who didnt pay his taxes and got punished for it in a way that the nation would have at that time

however, as i myself am basically a god, i cant just rule out the possibility of heavens overlord being a real being

im an atheist thats slowly leaning towards agnostic

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Ever fought over Apple Juice and orange soda with Dirk

nah man, we discuss is like the competent and level headed adults we all know we areokay, honestly its just never really came up, hell drink apple flavored soda too so reallybesides we can appreciate each others beverage of choice, just theyre not as good as our own preferencelike ill drink orange soda, just its not as good as apple juice and dirk can kiss my ass if he disagrees with me because an opinion is an opinion and were just going to have to agree to disagree on favorite beveragesat least he doesnt make fun of it like john does, fucking asshole tbh ive gotten more shit from john about it than dirk will probably ever sayso basically john makes fun of us more than we make fun of each other and we both think hes kind of rude about it but like hes like my best bro so im not going to kick his ass for it

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((When it's 2 in the morning and you're a room away from your laptop. Have a Dave.))

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iif there were two guys on the moon and one of them kiilled the other wiith a rock would that be fucked up or what?

okay, so, heres the situation, this dude just found out that the other guy killed his girlfriend or some shit like thatso now this dude is so mad, like, dudes flying of the fucking handle its insaneso this dude starts yelling at the other guy like, hey fuck you for killing my chick manand the other guys like, hey no fuck you manso now theyre fighting and shit and like the dude just grabs this heavy ass rock and hits the other guy on the head and shit and it ended up being a pointy rock cause this is the moon and erosion doesnt exist so it ends up killing the other guyso now the dude has done his revenge for his girlfriends murder and shitthe endthis is assuming theyre in spacesuits or something cause normal people cant survive in space or on the moon really

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favorite video game at the moment is probably minecraft cool ranch has more potential, so lets go with that beethovens pretty rad i think, dude was like deaf or some shit and still made music like, live your dream man, live it im usually wearing my favorite shades but theres a special place in my heart for the pointy ones that look like theyre from gurren lagann favorite memory is building can town with the mayor, we made homes for people man, we built the foundation for these peoples survival and we helped them thrive favorite ship is obviously the s.s.fuck the ocean favorite alchemiter combination is a bit tricky since there are a shit ton probably that one shitty ass sword i made that one time, it was pretty great for a shitty sword god tier outfit has grown on me ill have to admit, so id say its probably my favorite outfit *points above at photo* dead daves pile up man, theres nothing you can do about it, it just happens favorite one is whichever ones the coolest, changes depending on the group of dead daves well considering we live in this place where klondike bars dont really exist, id have to jump dimensions and time and space and all that shit to get one and is it really worth the effort? probably, but still

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im pretty tall

like above average tall

so id like to think id be a longer worm

like those night crawlers that you find under barrels when it rains

((Decided to kill two birds with one stone so I just answered this with him being in his cold weather pjs.))

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Outfit Prompts!

Reblog this and have followers send you asks/requests on what number outfit they’d like to see a character drawn in! You can also just do these whenever you want as a day-by-day challenge. Just remember to enjoy yourselves!

Work clothes

Colorful clothes

Blue jeans

Torn-up jeans

Cold weather pajamas

Warm weather pajamas

A tank top

Short shorts

Thigh-high socks

Victorian era clothing

A sunhat

A floral shirt