Giant Blue Lasagna

Ask blog for Kurt Wagner a.k.a. Nightcrawler! Occasionally resembles canon. ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/T6T5FZHJ)

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Hey Kurt! How do you find time to practice Catholicism with all of the craziness going on at the mansion? :)

"Life...finds a way."

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Here,have some Stollen, some choclate covered Lebkuchen, Zimsterne,Spekulatius,Vanillekipferl and what ever other kind of Plätzchen makes tastes like sweet sweet nostalgia <3 Sharing childhood favorites must be fun at the mansion.

"Everything is an ordeal in this house."

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what do you mean you had help altering your pants when you were younger?also i agree with how twill denim is a devil to alter

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*Spends two years in Heaven, observing and occasionally screaming*

@diegojuliandlv

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The follow-up:

"Professor Eggs is not amused."

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Your clothes have an opening for your tail. Do you alter them yourself, or does somebody do that for you?

"Jeans are the worst. Why on Earth are they wowen diagonally?"

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Kurt, have you ever heard of the band, Ninja Sex Party, specificallytheir covers or the song Danny Don't You Know? I feel like you would be a major Dan fan!

One check-out later...

((Bonus image, because Heart Boner basically describes Kurt's every romantic interaction ever))

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Salutations! Do you speak any other languages such as French or Italian? Also, happy holidays!

"Happy New Year in advance, friend!"

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We haven't been seeing you spend much time with Ororo lately. Did you guys get into an argument?

"We have just been very busy, the both of us."

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What's your favorite Christmas carol?

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Kurt, can you make paintings with only your tail?

"...yes"

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What's your favorite kind of pie or cake?

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It was the Kurt that was suggestive, not the fruit

That makes sense, but I still can't figure out exactly which panel set off the warning.

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Favorite bands/songs?

*Begins powerpoint presentation*

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Both your art and writing is so great and spot-on I can't stop grinning while checking this out. Please keep up the awesome work. It's appreciated<3

(Seriously, this made my whole week. Thank you anon.)

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I should add that when it came to the outfit, I borrowed heavily from this photo of Jean-Pierre Barda in the early 90's:

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My Kurt vs. fruit post was labeled as sensitive content.

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Both your art and writing is so great and spot-on I can't stop grinning while checking this out. Please keep up the awesome work. It's appreciated<3

(Seriously, this made my whole week. Thank you anon.)