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chaotic ask-blog messy but it exists, what more do you expect?

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(trying to post more; sorry for the wait!! ask here)

{image descriptions: Anonymous asked: Simmons, do you like Grif? | Anonymous asked: Simmons, do you like Grif?~ | Donut, visibly excited: Ooo~!! Juicy,, | Donut, shouting: Dick!! You’ve got messages! again!!! Simmons: STOP CALLING ME THAT!! -DELANO!!! | Donut: (suggestive face) Simmons (behind him, getting closer): What do they say? | Donut: (halfway out of frame but still smug) Simmons, much closer now, blank face: oh | Simmons, only him in frame: OH. (His face is shocked and red) | Simmons, a simple doodle skedaddling: haha. Bye}

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ask here

{image descriptions: anonymous asks: Hey donut. Any story’s of the whole team playing truth or dear ... while drinking? | Donut: Well, that sure is oddly specific! Actually, that does make me think of this one time... | Donut: (smiling with eyes closed) -but that’s a whole mess~ | Donut: (eyes still closed) We have played truth or dare, maybe not everyone was drinking water... | Donut: (eyes opened and smiling a bit) but that’s all my juice I’ll spill for now}

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... you know ; ) 

 {pictures say: Anonymous said: Hey Simmons got any crushes (simmons edited the punctuation) | simmons: First off, punctuate properly. | simmons: and SeCOND! I am an ADULT! I don’t (air quotes) “get crushes” (simmons is visibly flustered/blushing but that’s not impressive)}

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sorry for taking so long to respond! motivation was low, and don’t forget to open the images to see them in their fullest. words under the cut 

{images say: Anonymous asked: grif! how’s things? | grif: could be better, Although, I am thoroughly entertained (Caboose and Simmons BLA BLA in the bg) | grif: Simmons & Caboose are arguing about... children’s television..? Dude, seriously? (bg arguing halts “BLA BL-“) | simmons: TELEVISION & BOOKS RAISED ME! grif: calm your tits | simmons: /SIGH/ Caboose insists that BULA is the best, even though he is repeatedly the cause of their misfortunes!! (Caboose is visibly upset) | caboose: No! Name one time that happened simmons: the weremouse episode | caboose: Yeah? Well, um! What does Multan- simmons: MULTO! -caboose: even do? He just reads his big book and- | simmons: SOLVES THE PROBLEM?!? | caboose: -And besides! his hair? isn’t even cool!! I don’t think he even has any- simmons: That’s because hE DOESN’T! | grif: okay,, that’s enough of THAT. You two are ADULTS. simmons: oh don’t you even START, DEXTER GRIF! }

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To tumblr computer people:

sorry if the layout is a bit broken currently! I am working on it!

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Ask away! 

 {post says: Hi, I’m Dick Simmons. Welcome to the Blood-Gulch-Crew ask blog. -and before you go: “Civvies instead of armor? What is Sarge thinking?” I ask myself that every single day}