Ask Alma Elma

Ask your windy queen anything you'd like and she'll answer! An (borderline) SFW Monster Girl Quest centric blog.

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heh

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I know you've been inactive for a long time and might not respond to this, but I thought you'd be interested in this, it's something I got from Setouchi via skeb. Alma looks rather nice as a bride I think.

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Damn, last one got ignored. How the fuck can Berry ignore my thirst posting???

[the-cursed-swordsman]

Somehow I knew trying to do a "last post" would invigorate you.

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I’m gonna invigorate the back of your head

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Damn, last one got ignored. How the fuck can Berry ignore my thirst posting???

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Berry these children stand where we once did. Do we allow this?! Yeah we do, we’re ghosts. Go wild.

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I know you still get my notifications on here Berry. I know you still get them. You will never be free.

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I very actually don’t remember how to use this.

[seekeroftruthpromestein]

So you heard it here.

Prom is Free Use now. And no Alma. Bad Succubus. 

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Hey you don’t know me. 

[seekeroftruthpromestein]

Who are you?  Aren’t you that weirdo who’s been eating fried owls? 

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Haha no silly... they’ve been eating me.

Yes I repeated this, I fucking forgot how to tumblr okay?

[seekeroftruthpromestein]

So you heard it here.

Prom is Free Use now. And no Alma. Bad Succubus. 

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Hey you don’t know me. 

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I HAVE received dick pics in my inbox before.

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I’m a dead blog you animals, stop following me.

[lightning-budo-raijin]

A friend in need is a friend indeed

Please give support to my friend @remi-and-friends. I like their blog and they had a good start. Please help give them motivation to keep going and encourage more young bloggers.

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Fuck!

And other incredible tales.

[the-cursed-swordsman]

Yeah, she's back and that's cool and all, but don't let it distract you from the fact she was willing to kill Luka in the streets of Illiasburg.

Boy came swinging at me with his tiny baby arms, it was my duty to plant him in the sidewalk.

[ask-the-heavenly-wind]

When you gonna plant one... in me? You know. Sexually. Ugh look I’m tired, busy, and have stuff to do. So either HAVE a penis so my joke can work or just humor me here. 

[the-cursed-swordsman]

Are you... asking me to impregnate you??

[ask-the-heavenly-wind]

No but it’d be nice if you offered once in a while.

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Know what I had time to think about this and if you can do it yes and if you can’t I was kidding.

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I told @seekeroftruthpromestein about this character, Ganyu. And we have a most beloved OC we share named Fion. Who is a delightful goat as well.

So Prom tells me to pull Ganyu and I tell her “THEN PAY ME.” She asks me how much and I’m like “uhhh...”

This woman says “I will give you 20 bucks to pull her. And if you do. You have to tell everyone. EVERYONE. That I bought you this goat. You have her because of me. And every time you use her, you will think of me.”

And fucking... this happened. She actually did it. Prom bought me Ganyu.

[the-cursed-swordsman]

Yeah, she's back and that's cool and all, but don't let it distract you from the fact she was willing to kill Luka in the streets of Illiasburg.

Boy came swinging at me with his tiny baby arms, it was my duty to plant him in the sidewalk.

[ask-the-heavenly-wind]

When you gonna plant one... in me? You know. Sexually. Ugh look I’m tired, busy, and have stuff to do. So either HAVE a penis so my joke can work or just humor me here. 

[the-cursed-swordsman]

Are you... asking me to impregnate you??

[ask-the-heavenly-wind]

No but it’d be nice if you offered once in a while.