Welcome To The Jon Squad!

Welcome to the Jon Squad! Here you can ask any of these Jons any questions or sometimes dares! Am I gonna get in trouble with the timeline police? Yep! Do I care? Nope! Is there a plot? If you believe hard enough then yes!

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A word from the creator of the blog

I am not taking any asks for the rest of the month/year.

Please do not ask why I’m doing this because I don’t know everything about this

Have a good day and night everyone and I’ll see y’all later

Signed, Fonnie

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Oh! Sorry, didn't mean to scare you, im Emily! And who are you?

“...”

“I... my name is Jon- ACHOO”

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1: Jazz, why do you sleep in the pouch 2: let Jazz be Jazz And 3: (for the last drawing) AWWWW

“Um, it’s really warm and comfy in the pouch, duh!”

“Wh..Who’s out there?!”

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It went missing?.. *gasp* I think there's a thief among us!!! (Well you guys)

“I had to give it away since Jazz started to sleep INSIDE THE POUCH”

“TRAITOR!”

“But I can’t find the smaller Joey I had, I wonder what happened to it”

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His mother heard of a special place...

Introducing L’Manbergian Jon

Also named L’Man

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Can we see what Jazz has crocheted so far?

“This is my favorite one I’ve made, their name is Tay and they’re a teddy bear”

“I’m trying to make a Joey for the huge kangaroo in my room, it went missing for some reason”

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Jon Squad Headcanon #5 {Wholesome}

Jyles likes to ice skate because it reminds him of gliding

Half of the Jons play an instrument

A few like to sing

Everyone is taking a self defense class

And Jazz likes to crochet {he thinks that he can create life without destroying it}

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Jon Squad Headcanon #4

Bendy, Warped, and Akui use neupronouns

Bendy uses ci/cipher/ciphers/ciphers/cipherself , Warped uses iv/iv/ivs/ivs/ivself and Akui uses xe/xet/xet/xets/xetself

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Jon Squad Headcanon #3? 4?

Owner and Rose act like a couple/parents because they know that Kid and Afton {and probably some of the others} come from broken homes so they’re trying to show them a good home. Jonny sometimes does this but not the couple stuff since he has a crush on someone at his universe. {and no they don’t lip kiss or do the nasty stuff. They just hold hands, go on platonic dates, give cheek/forehead kisses, and cuddle.}

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Incorrect Jon Squad Quotes

Jazz, Kid, Phon, and Bendy: *back from the park*

Owner: Back from the park?

Kid: Yeah! We also got these bracelets for free!

Owner: Free bracelet- KID THATS A HOSPITAL BRACELET

Rose: Hey guys- OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!?

Jazz: Mugging

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SOOOOOO.... Akui and Darling, how was it meeting everyone else? Im hoping it went good, but I already knew it would be fine but still... How was it?

“It was strange at first but besides Akui nearly fighting someone, it was quite alright”

“I feel kinda bad that a kid related to us”

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Another Headcanon

Sometimes Kid and Afton recreate scenes from the Dream SMP and Rose has Owner record those scenes because he doesn’t own a phone

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Random headcanon for the blog

Echo and Jyles are considered the fashionable ones since they surprisingly know fashion well

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What did everyone else say to the new people?

{Unfortunately I wasn’t able to draw everyone’s interactions with Akui and Darling but I can summarize them}

Rose: He pretty such already adopted both Akui and Darling as soon as he saw them

Owner: He didn’t talked to them but he’s gonna try to get to know them better

Jonny: He was actually chill with them and respected their feelings

Jyles: He is extremely concerned about the amount of power they have but he can tell that they have trauma based on their actions/behavior

Echo: He respects their feelings and quickly understood they have trauma so they tried to avoid the minefield

Bendy: He confused Darling with Jazz which lead Akui to nearly beat up the cartoon before Jazz stepped in to explain to Bendy why he and Darling are not the same

Phon: He just called them his new “Warp brothers”

Don: He’s very weary of them so he didn’t talked to them unless Rose made him talk to them

THQ: He nearly got yeeted out the window when he tried to hug them but managed to convince them not to

Kid: He instantly recognized the signs of abuse and pretty much told them that he understands their behaviors and that he will kill however hurt them

And

Warped: He remembers looking at a file named “Project Akui” and just knew that they are going through serious problems.

:)

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“Who are you?”

“I’m you but with more trauma!”

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How these two idiots meet the others-

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I'm 100% sure, also, have some cookies :3 🍪🍪

“Cookies?”

“These are really good Akui”

“I guess I’ll give them a shot but if they hurt Darling then I’ll kill em”