It's A Massacre

Kid pirates first mate. here to answer questions, when i'm not busy keeping kid calm that is. [m!a: none] [Inbox: 5]

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[[its the bees]]

[[yup, i was not expecting it this time.]] 

[[i’m not posting the whole thing for the sake of everyone else]]

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Glad they didnt catch my name… and that you can’t notice that it’s me. (Asks open!)

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[[also hey i made an RP blog to go with this one if anyone wants to see that]]

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11 questions

I was tagged by @ask-chibi-law​ so, uh,  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ [[thanks dude!]]

Rules: 1. Post the rules 2. Answer questions by the person that tagged you. 3. Write 11 questions of your own. 4. Tag 11 people.

Questions:

1) Who would you like to have a conversation with?

hmm can i choose fictional people? cause i would love to talk to robin honestly.

2) Do you have any regrets? (You don’t need to explain if you don’t want to.)

there are small things i regret but they aren’t worth worrying over [doesn’t stop me though]

3) Who would you most likely form an alliance with?

all the alians from mass effect. also maybe the kid pirates i guess? the would be good in a fight i’m sure. [[not after what happened with kaido though]]

4) What is your most treasured memory?

i dunno, all i can think of is some of the times with my dad when i was little.

5) What is your favorite time of the day?

i honestly really like mornings, but i hate getting up, and its so empty that it’s a little uncomfortable to be the only one awake.

6) Who is your role model?

macgyver, and major shepard from stargate atlantis. 

7) Why do you like your favorite character?

uuuhhh, i honestly am not sure. maybe it’s our shared love of pasta and our crazy captains. and his ridiculously long hair.

8) Do you have any nicknames?

i have a lot: ace, email, spaghet, spagh, pasta man, nerd, ace of dragons, trash dragon. theres more but i’ll stop there. 

9) Are you romantically interested in anyone?

maybe, but i won’t say who cause they might be here.

10) What is your greatest fear?

that nothing is real and everything and everyone i know is just a figment of my imagination and one day everything vanishes leaving me alone with that hallow feeling. also i have an irrational fear of sudden loud sounds [like thunder] and glitches.

11) How well can you tolerate someone?

honestly i’m not a people person most of the time so if there’s no common ground i will probably try my best to avoid them. some people i can be around for days and its fine, but others sometimes its an hour or less. i have no tolerance for assholes.

[[so i don’t really have any questions to ask unfortunately so i guess it’ll stop here on my end.]]

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[[I'm gonna be moving (again) for the next few days so I'm not really going to be hare for a bit, but I'll get to those asks I have when I have time again. thanks for being patient with me guys]]

[ask-the-massacresoldier]

Did you ever have any sweethearts or lovers? Do you have a boy/girlfriend?

Killer sighed then shrugged 

“i’ve definitely had crushes on people before, but it never really went past that. i was always a little more worried about other things to pursue anything more, and i guess that hasn’t really changed much, so no to both questions.“

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What is the dumbest thing you have ever done to impress someone? Were they impressed or was it all for naught?

killer pauses and thinks for a minute“i haven’t really tried to impress a lot of people in my life, but, uh… the dumbest thing i ever did to impress someone was probably the time i tried to ride a horse like a surf board. it ended probably how you would imagine, though they were impressed i tried.“

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⊙﹏⊙

Which horror movie scared you the most? If any?[[i honestly can’t think of… wait no. it’s not classified as horror, but pan’s labyrinth still terrifies me and it’s been years since i last saw it. horror movies don’t really bother me i love them, and then there’s that.]]

[ask-the-massacresoldier]

Interview the Muse

- What is your Full name? Include any maiden names, aliases, or nicknames.

- When is your birthday? Do you know where you were born and at what time?

- What is your star sign? Do you know your Chinese Zodiac too?

- What is your earliest memory that you can remember?

- Where was your childhood home? Was it more urban or rural?

- How was your childhood in general? Did your parents treat you well? Did you have a lot of friends?

- How was/is school? What is your favorite and least favorite subjects? What were your grades on average?

- Did you have a best friend growing up? What was their name? Are you still in touch?

- Were you in any cliques?

- Best childhood memory you can recall?

- Worst childhood memory you can recall?

- Name an event in your childhood that has shaped you into the person you are today

- What is the dumbest thing you have ever done to impress someone? Were they impressed or was it all for naught?

- Did you ever have any sweethearts or lovers? Do you have a boy/girlfriend?

- Are you a virgin?

- Do you ever plan on getting married in your life? Do you want kids?

- Would you rather have your own kids or adopt? How many kids would you want?

- Do you think you'd be a protective parent or a relaxed parent?

- How would you prefer to pass away? Surrounded by loved ones and at peace, or while doing something heroic?

- Generally, how healthy are you? Do you get sick or injured easily or are you fit?

- Have you ever been badly injured before?

- What is the worst injury you have ever gotten? What was it and how did it happen? Were you ever close to death?

- How many times have you been to the hospital/doctor's?

- Have you ever had a concussion or brain injury? Have you ever had amnesia?

- What was the worst illness you ever contacted? Do you know what it was? How long were you sick?

- Ever had any extended hospital stays? What for?

- Have you ever had to give yourself or someone else emergency first aid? What happened?

- Are you employed? Where do you work and who do you work for? What do you do?

- Are you happy with your current job?

- Did you have any previous jobs? What were they and what did you do?

- Most dangerous thing you have ever done?

- Do you consider yourself a more active person or a more relaxed person?

- What is your dream come true? How about your worst nightmare?

- What is the biggest and most important goal you have set for yourself?

- How persistent would you say you are? How much does it take to get you to give up on a task?

- Would you surrender yourself to your enemies or fight to the very end?

- When do you usually do your shopping? What is currently on your shopping list?

- Top three things on your wishlist?

- Currently, what is something you want but do not need?

- Do you like shopping? What is your favorite thing to shop for?

- What is the most expensive thing you have purchased? Was it worth it?

- What would you do if you were suddenly given one billion dollars out of the blue?

- What would you describe your style of clothing as?

- Do you have any hobbies? Name all of them if you can.

- Do you like and appreciate art? What is your favorite piece of artwork?

- Do you like music? What is your favorite style of music?

- Have you ever seen any musicals? What is your favorite?

- What are your top three favorite animals? What would you say your "Patronus" or "Spirit Animal" is?

- What are your top three favorite colors?

- What is your favorite season? Do you prefer hotter or colder weather? Do you like snow at all?

- What kind of flavors do you prefer: Sweet, Sour, Bitter, Spicy, Dry, or Umami (savory meat taste)?

- Can you cook at all?

- What is your favorite dish? Can you prepare it? Do you have the recipe handy?

- What is your favorite fruit and vegetable?

- What is your favorite dessert? What is your favorite type of candy/treat?

- What is the best thing you have ever had the opportunity to eat? What is the worst?

- Do you like to drink tea or coffee? Any favorite flavors?

- Describe your sense of humor.

- What is one thing you are justly proud of?

- Do you have any religious beliefs? If not, have you ever been to a church service?

- What would you say is the worst thing someone has done to you? What is the meanest thing someone has ever said to you?

- What is the worst thing you have done to someone? What is the meanest thing you have said to anyone?

- Share the latest entry in your diary/journal.

- What is the most precious thing you own? Is it valuable at all?

- Talk about someone you know. It can be someone you either like or dislike.

- FREE QUESTION

[ask-the-massacresoldier]

Oh, wow. It's Munday already. Put some of these in my askbox, and I will respond OOC.

ᄏ: Play any instruments?

ω: Have you ever dyed your hair? If so, what color(s)?

△: Have you ever painted the walls of your room?

【・ヘ・?】: Ever tripped in front a bunch of people?

＊: When was the last time you tied your hair up? (if your hair is long enough)

旦: Last time you drove your car (if you can drive/have one)?

愛: Are you currently dating?

太: When it's New Year's, do you make New Year Resolutions and actually commit to them?

＠: Ever felt attracted to the opposite sex before?

(｀▽´)Ψ: Did you used to play hide-and-seek when you were little inside stores?

(づ￣ ³￣)づ : Have you ever had to hug someone you didn't want to?

空: Did you ever throw up after one roller coaster ride or a few?

☆: Have you ever played games such as 'Spin the Bottle'?

⊙: Are you happy with where you are in life right now?

ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ: Have you ever wanted to flip a table before? If so, why?

ピ: Did you like Pokemon as a child?

(⌒.−): Are there times where you wish to go back in time and redo or fix something you regret?

♪: Do you find yourself singing or humming to yourself sometimes?

☁: Ever wanted to learn a foreign language?

(;° ロ°): Have you ever lost your wallet or purse?

ス: Have you ever swallowed gum?

⅚: Post the link if your current favorite song.

ღ: Post a gif of what you're currently feeling right now.

≘: Have you ever watched the sun rise?

☄: Would you defend a friend if they were in danger?

➍: Ever been to a concert? Was it fun?

♛: Do you like group projects?

高: How often do you use headphones/earbuds?

ಲ: Headphones or earbuds?

♞: Showers or baths?

✗: Walks on the beach or in a forest?

⊙﹏⊙: Which horror movie scared you the most? If any?

^∇^: Has your best friend ever made you angry?

（．＿．）: Do you think you are an awkward person?

メ: Cupcakes or muffins?

(●´∀｀●): Ponies or Horses?

♯: Would you like to be able to fly?

ℝ: What color shirt are you currently wearing?

Æ: What color underwear did you wear yesterday?

☪: Have you ever flipped off someone?

♬: Cats or dogs?

礼: Would you swim in the lake or ocean?

の: Chocolate or Vanilla?

◐: Have you ever seen a meteor shower?

ᄇ: Have you ever broken a bone?

ℨ: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

.♔: Know the Duck Song? The Llama Song? Banana Phone?

۞: What shows did you watch when you were a child?

▼: Could you live without the internet?

Д: Strangest food you've eaten?

까: Cookies or brownies?

[mcnuggets]

artists reblog and tag this with which part of the body you start drawing first

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everyone saying “eyes” is too powerful for this world

[ask-the-massacresoldier]

*knocks on his window*

killer opened his window to let kida in, and happily accepted the plate of pasta.“thanks. you didn’t need to but i appreciate it.” poorly made or not, killer will still eat it, and probably love it.

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✨Thank you✨

//I’m still not sure what I’m doing but i’m so glad other people have faith I do. I’m wiggling around, I’m so happy to be here and the support is very appreciated. It’s only been a month or so, so I’m shocked and amased but I feel i’ve come a long way. So thank you for your continued support <3

✨ To say thank you, I’d like to hold a raffel for a bust painting of any op character and a runner up will get a traditional piece.

Llike/reblog/reply to enter and I’ll close this on the 1st ✨

^^ examples. closes 12am gmt 1/9/17

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how do u eat

“with my mouth“

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PSA

(( If you’re going to be an asshole about your OC(s) being better than other people’s OC(s) especially if its to the point that you will straight up refuse to interact with other OC(s) just because you think they don’t deserve your “perfect amazing OC”, feel free to unfollow me. That is very VERY childish in my eyes and I do not tolerate being mean to others for this reason. ))

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