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@ask-the-nekomata-blog
☎️ Also one for Kiino (ask-the-nekomata)
NAME: marinebeastbae @ask-the-nekomataRINGTONE: Angel With A Shotgun by The CabPICTURE:
(art by @ask-monkey-d-tazz)
LAST TEXT RECEIVED: So, did my tough guy exterior intimidate you?LAST TEXT SENT: More like turned me on but let’s leave this subject for pillow talk, babe.
//I’ve just.. been soo inactive on this blog aside from promoing my others so I’m super confused as to where this boom in followers came from. I’ll try to get more active soon if I can get my focus in place!
//Alright! Since I’m weak to persuasion, the multimuse blog is @outxfthemind
//Made a multimuse fandomless OC blog, so go check it out! Be warned: there’s probably too many muses on there but oh well
//Alright! Since I’m weak to persuasion, the multimuse blog is @outxfthemind
//Made a multimuse fandomless OC blog, so go check it out! Be warned: there’s probably too many muses on there but oh well
//This’ll have to serve as a temporary promo until I can make a better one ^^’
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“If you wanna be a Hero, you gotta have a code to live by and can’t be afraid to be honest with yourself. You gotta do everything with maximum effort and be the very best you can be! Plus Ultra!”
Indie semi-selective My Hero Academia RP/Ask blog for Kurookami Tazz! OC/Canon/Crossover friendly! Run by the mun of @ask-monkey-d-tazz and @ask-the-nekomata. Please reblog if you’re interested in interacting!
//This’ll have to serve as a temporary promo until I can make a better one ^^’
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“If you wanna be a Hero, you gotta have a code to live by and can’t be afraid to be honest with yourself. You gotta do everything with maximum effort and be the very best you can be! Plus Ultra!”
Indie semi-selective My Hero Academia RP/Ask blog for Kurookami Tazz! OC/Canon/Crossover friendly! Run by the mun of @ask-monkey-d-tazz and @ask-the-nekomata. Please reblog if you’re interested in interacting!
For all my roleplay partners:
Never hold your muse back. For real. If your muse wants to lash out at mine, or kiss mine, or tell mine a horrible secret, or slam mine against a wall — go for it. Don’t ever feel like I’ll get your reply and judge you or your muse. Your character has specific feelings, instincts, and desires, and if they want to do something, don’t hold them back. I want to roleplay with your muse in their entirety, the whole truth of your character, not a watered-down version. Never feel nervous — just let it happen as it happens, and it’ll all be great.
//This’ll have to serve as a temporary promo until I can make a better one ^^’
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“If you wanna be a Hero, you gotta have a code to live by and can’t be afraid to be honest with yourself. You gotta do everything with maximum effort and be the very best you can be! Plus Ultra!”
Indie semi-selective My Hero Academia RP/Ask blog for Kurookami Tazz! OC/Canon/Crossover friendly! Run by the mun of @ask-monkey-d-tazz and @ask-the-nekomata. Please reblog if you’re interested in interacting!
//This’ll have to serve as a temporary promo until I can make a better one ^^’
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“If you wanna be a Hero, you gotta have a code to live by and can’t be afraid to be honest with yourself. You gotta do everything with maximum effort and be the very best you can be! Plus Ultra!”
Indie semi-selective My Hero Academia RP/Ask blog for Kurookami Tazz! OC/Canon/Crossover friendly! Run by the mun of @ask-monkey-d-tazz and @ask-the-nekomata. Please reblog if you’re interested in interacting!
WISHING ALL OF MY MUTUALS AND FOLLOWERS WHO CELEBRATE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
//I’m sooo incredibly sorry for my absence here! I admittedly haven’t had much muse for Kiino in recent months, but I think it’s starting to come back so hopefully I’ll start being more active again! Most of my muse has been for my other OC @ask-monkey-d-tazz and I’ll still primarily be on her blog most of the time but I’ll try to get more time on here as well!
//I’m sooo incredibly sorry for my absence here! I admittedly haven’t had much muse for Kiino in recent months, but I think it’s starting to come back so hopefully I’ll start being more active again! Most of my muse has been for my other OC @ask-monkey-d-tazz and I’ll still primarily be on her blog most of the time but I’ll try to get more time on here as well!
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Places to find me
Twitter (SFW): Monkey D. Tazz (@Hell_doggo) Twitter (NSFW): Monkey D. Tazz (@Sin-doggo) Discord: Helldoggo#9281 Deviantart: Black-Fire-Tazz Wattpad: Black-Fire-Tazz Ao3: BlackxFirexTazz Newgrounds: Monkey-D-Tazz
//I’ll be making separate accounts for Kiino and I’ll post them some time later today
Random Starters
“We should go on a vacation.”
“Can I borrow some money?”
“So…. my parents kicked me out. Can I crash at your place for a while?”
“I’m colorblind how am I supposed to know which is the right color?”
“Please don’t be mad….I couldn’t just leave him/her alone in the cold. ”
“Look how cute she/he is!”
“I want a baby.”
“I don’t want kids.”
“Want to go to the mall with me?”
“Wanna share a milkshake?”
“I told you not to eat so much.”
“I don’t feel so good.”
“Being single sucks maybe we should just marry each other. ”
“I want to be alone.”
“I promise I won’t bring home another cat/dog.”
“I don’t think they’re good for you.”
“I’m just trying to help.”
“Don’t make me fall in love with you.”
“I don’t think we’re right for each other.”
“Stop judging me. I don’t care if this is my fifth carton of ice cream.”
“Here try this.”
“Something smells burnt.”
“Did you get another fight?”
“Let me take care of you.”
“Let me love you.”
“I want to punch you in the face.”
“I want to spend my life with you.”
“That tastes delicious!”
“I think I just got dumped?”
“I got a new job!”
“I can’t wait to leave this stupid job.”
“I hate my boss.”
“I know I’m an adult but that doesn’t mean I can’t have cute things.”
“Do you still have a stuffed animal collection?”
“Hey! Don’t touch that!”
“Look! It’s uhm… some kind of bird… you like birds right?”
“We should throw a party.”
“Wow that party sucked.”
“You can’t marry someone you just met.”
“You got married?!”
“Is that my shirt?”
“Someone broke into my house/apartment.”
“Can I pet your dog, please?”
“I got you a present.”
“I’m sorry…I may have broken something….”
“Please don’t be mad.”
“I don’t want to live without you.”
“Look at the stars!”
“We should play a game together.”
“Can you explain to me why I caught you kissing my boyfriend/girlfriend?”
“You jerk!”
“Does this look okay?”
“You have something on your face.”
“I swear you act like a child.”
“Why am I with you again?”
“You’re going to get hurt.”
“I told you so.”
“Can I sleep in your bed tonight?”
“Are you still afraid of the dark?”
“Why are you naked?”
“You asshole, you beat my high score!”
“You’re so full of yourself.”
“Do you want to go out to dinner?”
“Would you like to go out sometime?”
“I’d like to ask if you’d like to be my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
“Are you done with that?”
“No time to explain. We need to get married now.”
“I’m in a lot of trouble.”
“I have to move away. My dad/mom got a new job.”
“Move in with me.”
“We should buy a house together.”
“Is your hair pink?”
“I love your hair!”
“You’re so cute.”
“Oh my god what did I just walk into.”
“I have to be anywhere else but here.”
“Oh would you like the time…”
“Don’t burn down the house, please.”
“Can we just not fight today, please. I don’t have the energy.”
“Maybe we should break up.”
“Do you even love me?”
“What are you watching?”
“You’re into that kind of stuff?”
“Oh my god are you okay?!”
“I think we have a first aid kit around here somewhere.
"It’s so hot, I’m dying!”
“I’m going to freeze to death! Do you really have to have the house this cold?”
“Do you think he/she will like it?”
“I want to do something for myself.”
“You’re constantly changing your plans.”
“I don’t feel like you want me here.”
“You’re late…again.”
“I got fired…”
“I wish everyday was like this.”
“That waiter/waitress is really cute!”
“Are you looking at their butt?”
“Please stop me from impulse buying an eight pound bag of sprinkles.”
“I don’t have a problem.”
“Why are you wearing makeup? ”
“You look breathtaking.”
“Can I feed you?”
“I swear you get cuter and cuter every single day!”
“Can I have my stuff back?”
“Why did we ever breakup?”
“Did we make a mistake?”
“Can we go to Disney Land/Disney World?”
“I’m so tired.”
“I feel like death.”
“Well don’t you look like a ray of sunshine.”
“I’m not a morning person.”
“That’s you fifth cup of coffee and it isn’t even noon yet.”
“I can’t have kids.”
“I’m dying…”
“Will you shut up for a second?!”
“My ex just asked me to marry them?”
“Why are you still hung up over your ex?”
“Wow that person looks just like you!”
“Can you send me pictures of your cat/dog?”
“I’m a simple man/women. I like naps, cute animals, and running from my problems just like everyone else.”
“Will you just ask me out already?”
“I swear you’re always on your phone.”
“We need to talk. You’re addiction to candy crush is affecting our friendship/relationship.”
“I just want you to listen to me.”
“Is that lipstick on your collar?”
“I think your crystal collection is getting a little out of control.”
“Don’t you think these dolls are creepy?”
“I think our place is haunted.”
“We need to move now.”
“I’m not going back there!”
“I’ve never done anything bad in my entire life. I took four sugar packets one time and I felt so bad that I brought them back.”
“You’re such a good person…its annoying.”
“You know you could just not be an asshole.”
“You’re behind on rent again.”
“Mmm that cake smells wonderful.”
“Have I ever told you how beautiful your eyes are?”
“This is so embarrassing… I just want to die.”
“We’re breaking everything they gave you and going shopping.”
“You really need to stop wearing that ring.”
“It’s time to move on.”
“I told you they were no good!”
“I wish you would just leave them already. ”
“Do you want to stay at my place for a while?”
“Why is there someone sleeping in your tub?”
“Did we get married?”
“I never want to touch a bottle of alcohol again.”
“I’m sorry for the things I said when I was drunk.”
“That’s way too much sugar! Are you trying to kill me?”
“Why are you crying?”
“Have you really just been looking at pictures of cats/dogs all day?”
“Stop sending me memes!”
“I want to marry Godzilla and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.”
“Aren’t you lactose intolerant?”
“Are you sure you should be eating that?”
“My head is killing me.”
“Are you really doing another DIY project? The last one nearly burned down our house/apartment.”
“You’re being too loud. It’s scaring the dog/cat.”
“Can you help me give her/him a bath?”
“Remind me why we thought this was a good idea?”
“You keep hogging all the blankets.”
“I’m getting a cat/dog.”
“I have to go to the hospital?”
“Why didn’t you tell me you were so sick?!”
“Stop trying to flirt with the cashier.”
“The barista just gave me his/her number.”
“Can we just pretend this never happened?”
“I can’t believe you did this behind my back!”
“I told you not to take them back.”
“I’m not going to be here for you when they break your heart again.”
“I think my bank account just laughed at me.”
“Why is everything in the kitchen pink?”
“Did you redecorate while I was gone?”
“How long have I been out?”
“Why are their paw prints all over the place?”
Send me the silliest crack ship you have for my muse and I will have them react accordingly.
We’ve seen “Send me this if you want to ship with my muse” How about something new? Send me ♆ if you want our muses to be rivals!
