Shit We’ve Said On Discord Part Two
"How do you go from doing laundry to doing 10 shots of vodka?!"
"You can't tell (Name) you love him/her, because that's weird."
"Do you know how to breathe? It's like this.”
"Come on, (Name), you know how to breathe. You learned when you were an infant."
"So what you're saying is that your 'science' is just fishing for asspats from a drunk person."
"I want everyone here to stay. And I guess (Name) too."
"Once again, I'm forced to question my sexuality at late hours of the night."
"And thus, the hat trick of my apparently being gay has been formed."
"You hear that voice? That's the voice of someone thinking about nudes."
"That bitch is still on the screen"
"Everytime I try to do something on my blog it's like a Mariachi band of fart noises."
"Shut up, you blue-haired fuck!"
"Put sleeves on your shirts, you uncultured swine!"
"I can't believe I had to hear that with my own two eyes!"
"its because I'm an e..enab...fuck!"
“I feel like shit with a capital T”
"(Name)’s looking like a twink and that's what we need!"
“we have a grade 1 spartacus situation on our hands”
"I'm here for it! I'm here for the newer, kinkier, sexy tomato!"
"AW LOOK AT HIM HAVING TRAUMATIC FLASHBACKS!"
"(Name) I will cyberbully you from a Burger King in Uganda."
"Ladies, please, you're both dumb bitches"
“She was uncomfortable, and she was DEAD!”
“YOU FUCKING PIECE OF oranges”
"I know I was supposed to be thinking about vampires but my brain went to 'Semen Demon'"
"I'm gonna fuck Bob The Builder"
"so many dick energies coursing though my body at the same time."
"YOU WILL RIP MY HEART RIGHT OUT OF MY ASS, NO!"
"I want the Mona Lisa on my ass cheeks!"
"You absolutely obliterated my asshole, (Name)!"
"I want to fuck Bob the Builder cause he's handy if you know what I mean."
"like my face hurts from tryin not to laugh, but I’m pretty sure u could use my face to guide ships at sea to safe harbor"
“Don’t blame me for somebody else’s sins u hecker”
“i was thinking of bringing a new muse today and then the sun died”
"Why have sex when you can have Kingdom Hearts"
"I need my dumb bitch juice to be responsibly sourced"
"I CAN BE HARD IF I WANNA BE!"
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