~Too mainstream for the mainstream~

M!A: Ghost Well, hello there, lovely internet user! I'm the Once-ler. Or, as my friends have so affectionately deemed me, the Otaku-ler. And no, I am not related to Sparkle-ler. No matter what he says. Have a great day!

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*pokes* Are you adorable *he chuckles*

* no. no i am not. 

* and stop doing that, it feels weird! i feel like a cold lava lamp…

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* glad this is so entertaining for you, liz

Y-...You’re a freakin’ ghost!!! Omg, this is the best! Can you, like...haunt stuff and phase through walls?

* i don’t- i don’t know! who cares, this is weird! i have no arms or legs or-

No, this is AMAZING! Hold up, we need to take a selfie. Say “whooOOOOoooo~”

* why did i call you over again?

[takeabreathandsmile]

There’s been a bit of a family feud going on over the Civil War trailers…

…

#teamcap

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#teamironman!!!

i’m not trusting the fate of humanity to a firecracker popsicle.

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Where's your boyfriend?

* non-existent ???

[ask-the-otakuler]

deez nuts

* quality askbox usage 10/10

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M!A: Happy St. Patrick's Day, you're a napstaghost WHOO~!

Well, the joke’s on you, anon~

It’s no longer St. Patrick’s Day, therefore your leprechaun magic can’t-

-✧・ﾟ: *✧・ﾟ:* POOF*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧-

* ah!!!

* come on, how is this fair???? i don’t even have arms now !!!

[ask-the-otakuler]

Hey, hey hey, I'm Yami, what color are your eyes?~Yami

They grey~

Grey-blue, if you wanna get specific, but mostly just grey.

Pretty boring.

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メリークリスマス！！

even cookie you is a weeb 8)

I LOOK DELICIOUS!!!

いただきます !!

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squid-ler

Do they ship you, too?

You...could say I’ve heard my fair share of fangirl accusations. It got pretty bad at one point, way back when I first moved in...

But listen, those anons are nothing to sneeze at, okay? They have some kinda ☆*･゜ﾟ･* magic *･゜ﾟ･*☆ that makes you do things against your will! Best watch what ya say to ‘em, don’t give ‘em any ideas.

[ask-the-otakuler]

[squid-ler]

Anons are OBSESSED with shipping. The moment you start getting friendly with somebody, they're all over you. And once it starts, it never ends.

What’s shipping?

[ask-the-otakuler]

-whistles- You must be new to the internet, eh buddy?

Here, allow me:

[squid-ler]

This is getting out of hand.

[ask-the-otakuler]

I feel your pain, man.

[ask-the-otakuler]

it's squidCe

The jury has reached a verdict.

[squid-ler]

Anons are OBSESSED with shipping. The moment you start getting friendly with somebody, they're all over you. And once it starts, it never ends.

What’s shipping?

[ask-the-otakuler]

-whistles- You must be new to the internet, eh buddy?

Here, allow me:

[ask-the-otakuler]

What on earth were you doing for 23 days???

…

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Is that a Fai hoodie? Fay? I think it's pronounced Fai. From Tsubasa?

Yup-a-roonie!

What better to use as a winter coat? That thing always looked ridiculously soft and warm, I can’t be the only one who thought that.

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[oHGODImgonnadieimgonndiethiscrazyelfisgonnakillmeimgonnadieim-]

...

That- that’s a...nice...rabbit y’got there...

[faery-ler]

Why are you hiding?

The grey faces want me to talk to that man over there

Then go do it

I don’t knoW HOW humans have strange customs!

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-hears whispering and bunny noises-

Uh, hello...? Somebody-

. . . th e re . . . ? . . .