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AND WE WILL GRACE YOUR HUMAN EARZ WITH OUR KNOWLEDGE!!! (ran by @gutterpunked)

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HELLO LITTLE EARTHLINGS!!! MY NAME IS OGLETHORPE, COMMANDER OF MY SHIP AND HEIR TO THE PLUTONIAN THRONE. YOU MAY ASK MYSELF OR MY UNDERLING, EMORY QUESTIONS SO THAT YOU MAY UNDERSTAND THE PLUTONIAN WAY OF LIFE!!!!!!

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What are y’all’s thoughts on each other

Emory is a (mostly) competent ship technician even if he burns my bagel pizzas sometimes. I don’t care for how much time he spends with a certain snake boy…..

Ich schweife ab. This is how we will be buried

Emory:. Uh. I don’t …um. I didn’t agree to this. Oglethorpe is ——

Oglethorpe: you agreed in college. NEXT QUESTION!

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Oglethorpe you still owe me 15 dollars

I think I would remember owing a human earth dollars…however I will honor this debt because I am very giving.

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Can I take Oglethorpe out on a date 👉👈

WHAT?? OH MEIN GOTT!! JA!!! PLEASE!!!

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what would yall do if when you okay so she said yes would go?

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THE ADS ON THE SITE ARE STUPID!!!!!!! WHO IS THIS MAN!!!???

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emory I found ur weed stash

your….steed crash? bummer man I hope your steed is okay

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do you think you'll ever get the upper hand on those mooninites

JA WE HAVE ALL OF THOSE— UPPER, LOWER EVEN MIDDLE! THEY TREMBLE AT OUR COORDINATES!

And we don’t even have hands!