Worlds 1st lava drinker

(who lived)

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If anyone's discouraged by how long it's been since this blog's last updated I'm most certainly not dead [not evern sure if a can die to be honest] my ask box is just empty, feel free to ask away!

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Привет рэдмэн,могу ли я обнять тебя?

:3

(Translation: Hi redman, can I hug you?)

Ну, моё тело вечно горячее, как лава. Так что, полагаю, ты МОГ БЫ — но лишь однажды. Потому что... ты бы... умер.

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Random idea: Pool party at Flumpty's place all fun until Redman attempts to enjoy it too and evaporates the whole thing by single touch

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What do you think that would happen if someone throws an iced-water bucket on you?

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STOP HACKING MY COMPUTER I'M TRYING TO PLAY MINECRAFT -XOXO THE BEAVER

Real talk though it sucks what flumpty to you and owl, im not sorry though, how else am I supposed to entertain myself

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Have you considered coding your own game? You know, to past the time.

Sorry it took me so long to answer this, what I assume happened is the your ask didn't show up until i got another notification, because i checked this blog at least once a week, again sorry :[

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So how does Redman.exe virus work, and more exactly how does downloading a virus let you "jumpscare" them.

Took me forever to hook up the door opening to the temperature of the egg-pad™ I don't even wanna re-discover how Jank that code is.

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Redman, what do you prefer to do?

Kiss grunkfuss on the mouth? Or be brutally murdered by flumpty?

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Woof woof

Calm down bud, there aren't any dogs here.

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were you already a hacker when you were human?

Programming's fun, annoying, but fun, don't really get to use it anymore though.

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(This is more of a explanation of how dorp crawled out of the image)

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What was Drinking lava like?

Do you enjoy lava baths?

I'm climbing into your blog

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So you drank lava and lived (kinda), but what was the texture like? Was it thick like a milkshake, or did it taste more runny like a soup? I need to know for science

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So uh, first question!,how are you doing red?

Thanks for the ask!

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(Ask the redman ask box OPEN! sorry if the art's bad btw I didn't want to spend hours on each panel so I'm compromising and doing this even though I [ironically] have a hard time drawing the RedMan, also i do not support the games creator)