ASK THE STARDUST CRUSADERS!!

pee pee poo poo ask me questions I guess

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Motoyasu: Kill yourself

Naofumi: Kill me yourself you fucking pussy

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Malty: Eww! It’s the Shield!

Naofumi: Cumsuckingwhoresayswhat?

Malty: What?

Naofumi: Exactly.

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i’m permanently emotionally damaged, but it’s chill, i’m chill.

Naofumi, probably (via incorrect-shieldhero-quotes)

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Naofumi: Hey Motoyasu, here’s a spear I made for you. It’s a metal rod with a wooden blade.

Motoyasu: So it’s completely useless?

Naofumi: Yep, just like you.

[last-ar-semis]

doodles!!

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y e s

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Ren: Why are you so angry all the time?

Motoyasu: Yeah, why?

Itsuki: It’s definitely not a healthy lifestyle.

Naofumi: Because I can’t get drunk enough to stand you guys.

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Motoyasu: Naofumi, don't forget to lift with your knees.

Naofumi: I know how to lift, Motoyasu. I've been carrying the four heroes for as long as we've been here.

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

Naofumi: I’m literally the worst person.

Also Naofumi: *does amazing, wonderful deeds of saving people with his strangely good medicine*

Naofumi: Im no good!

[hatman-holmes]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY MADE AN ALTERNATIVE MANGA WHERE MOTOYASU AND IWATANE GOT MARRIED AND HAD 3 CHILDREN LMAOOOOO

[hecking-rad-deactivated20200213]

kaizaku ftw

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😭💖💖💖💘💘

[alizarinee]

Zakuro: Wow, Onigasaki is so handsome...

Himiko: Don’t be jealous, you’re handsome too!

Zakuro: I’m not jealous, I’m gay.

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Do you think Onigasaki might try finding out what's under Oshigiri's mask? And would Oshigiri get mad? Hmmm

You: Would Zakkun get mad or would he be seduced?Me: Y  E  S

(?)

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What do you think should have happened at the end of the fish and mushroom game? >///

Kissing, obviously.

Or, according to Osora-sensei herself, this:

In the end, the Matsutake mushroom and the Ayu sweetfish got burnt -and Kai-san too-  x’DD But they wanted to share the food with each other~ :3

So if you think about it….

They gay(??).

[ps1snake]

jotaro did not die. he simply went into the ocean. and walked away

[scourge1199]

how many takes do you think he needed to get it right

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Poor dude

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WORK IN PROGRESS!!

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