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Meet melt muffin cookie, isn't he cute:3(he is a child btw)

Royalberry: awww look at this little guy

Dark choco: actually wait kid where did you come from are your parents nearby

Rich cheese: yeah actually does this kid have any parents

jungle berry: yeah we should find his parents

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povidone iodine cookie as a mermaid

Dark choco: I always wondered what would but the questions we would get but I think they have evolved into random images

Royalberry: good art but yeah we just get a lot of images

Rich cheese: I honestly really wanted to trauma dump on these guys

Jungle Berry: eh maybe next time

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It's Pride Month, dear Polycule, you know what that means.

Royalberry: what a gay polycule

Dark choco: isn't a polycule already gay?

Jungle Berry: a even gayer polycule?

Rich cheese: how can any of us get gayer

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*raspberry mouse jumpscare*

Royalberry: this is weird......

Dark choco: yeah it is we should just go back to sleep with the others

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Dark choco: what the.......

Royalberry: don't worry I'm confused to dear

Rich cheese: I think it's white lily I don't really remember her

Jingleberry: yeah I think it's her

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*Blows up pancakes with mind*

Dark choco: but we didn't even have pancakes........

Royalberry: eh it's probably just something people say

Rich cheese: yeah it probably that

Jungle Berry: aw I kind of liked our metaphorical pancakes

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Random picture found on Mystic Flour's account that she for some reason has :3

Dark choco: she has a account.....

Royalberry: uh do we say something to

Meanwhile rich cheese and jungle Berry

Rich cheese: YEAH GET HIM GIRL

jungle Berry: well this is odd

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They've come for me

Dark choco: oh my beasts that doesn't sound good

Royalberry: well at least you have two of the beasts on your side

Rich cheese: well death isn't that bad.....right

jungle Berry: don't worry dear it'll be ok

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Can i hug Jungeberry :3

Jungle Berry: sure I love hugs

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DW I have another one!!

Dark choco: well it's better than seeing my father again.....we have a complicated relationship.....

Royalberry: actually what would they even be in our mythology anyway

Rich cheese: idk a symbol of the combination of theirs virtues?

jungle Berry: yeah probably they would be that

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Dark choco:.........I don't know how to feel about this......

Royalberry: it's your crappy dad mixed with one of ours gods? Mythological figure?

Rich cheese: don't worry honey I got this he tries to hurt you I'll take care of it

jungle Berry: I already have the flamethrower

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Exploding you all with my mind powers :3c (/affectionate)

Dark choco: thanks...........

Royalberry: is it to ask why

Rich cheese: uh......ok

jungleberry: yep normal internet culture

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guys can we all just go to therapy. you guys need it😭😭

Royalberry: actually we have been going to therapy

Rich cheese: yeah it's been going well

Dark choco: yeah it has done wonders

jungleberry: yeah dark choco and royalberry actually has been prescribed antidepressants and some anxiety medications for royalberry

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(psttttt... heyyyyy... comments are restricted.....)

Op: oh they are I don't remember doing that I'll try to fix it

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Can Royalberry use magic?

Royalberry: yes I can some healing spells some plant spells and and a couple others

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I am going to pet you all. You can not stop me.

Hehehe...

Royalberry: thanks

*He happily aspects the pets*

Dark choco: ok just don't mess with the headphones

Rich cheese: eh why not

*jungle Berry pets you back*

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Dark choco stood outside staring in the void then a letter hits him in the face

Dark choco: ak what was that wait......is that letter sent to the traumatized polycule hey guys

Later inside

Royalberry: hmmm it's sent to us but why and how

Rich cheese: and it says it's from another word what is up with that

jungle Berry: eh I guess we have to answer them now

welcome to the ask blog

1. Who you can ask dark choco,royalberry, rich cheese, jungle Berry, and some others

2. The story can get dark