No Demons Allowed

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Send me "Awaken, Beast" and my muse will show yours their dark side

[elementalcreatures]

*grabs onto 201's neck with both hands as he looks at him with his eyes seeming calm but there were marks glowing red underneath his bangs covering one of his eyes and then they grow all over his face and neck* I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that last part. And another thing, not all demons are the monster here 'pal'. *lets him go to not make 201 think he's trying to choke him*

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

201: oh I’m sorry, then tell me how much of a perfect little saint your demon boyfriend is. before I fucking tear that oil pipe he scratched in my leg and “bleed out”.

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

So, do you guys kill any monsters or demons you see on sight?

201: well it depends on the creature.. some monsters are relitively harmless… others are redeemable. and some are better to kill on sight-

525: wedigos…

[ask-fire-princess-23-and-27-blog]

So…say you meet a human who has done awful things. Would you kill them? Or just monsters?

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

201: I am programmed to stop any violence against human beings, regardless of their past. I am incapable

525: probably not, not my area... 

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

So, do you guys kill any monsters or demons you see on sight?

201: well it depends on the creature.. some monsters are relitively harmless... others are redeemable. and some are better to kill on sight-

525: wedigos...

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

*Stares at them* I heard one of you is a witch...

525: that would be me! I come from a whole family of magic users, why do you ask?

[ask-fanpro-0003]

I am studying to be a certified witch. I found it interesting to find out there is another magic user out here.

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

525: well I'm round here all right! tell me somethin' have you had any trouble with monsters as of late?

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*Stares at them* I heard one of you is a witch...

525: that would be me! I come from a whole family of magic users, why do you ask?

[elementalcreatures]

*looks really pissed off now at what 201 said and that's when he punches the wall behind 201 to show off his anger, leaving a big deep hole where he punched where few pieces of the wall broke apart and falling on the floor, looking back at him with his eyes glowing red now* Yes he IS a demon, but if you AT LEAST get to know him better, he can be the softest person and does have a fucking heart. If he wasn't I would have never fallen in love with him in the fucking first place.

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201: What are you, stupid?? A demons a demon, Violent, unpredictable, and uncontrollable.just because the thing walks and talks between scampers and hisses doesnt mean its a damn person. it will kill you if it gets the chance. dont you see that?! this creature is just like the rest of them!

And atleast I didn't kill him.

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

psst send asks))

[elementalcreatures]

*OFFICIALLY HATES DEMON HUNTERS NOW*

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

201: Excuse me Jackass but he BROKE INTO MY HOME and now i am badly damaged. Am I really the bad guy here? No. I’m doing my fucking job

[elementalcreatures]

So, you’re the fucking asshole who hurt Sassy. News flash for you pal, he happens to be my lover and I think you deserve what you fucking get and I don’t give any shit it’s your fucking job.

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

201: are you some sort of idiot?? Thats a demon!  A blood thirsty monster! Hes a violent beast, not a domestic cat, and anything but a person!

[elementalcreatures]

*OFFICIALLY HATES DEMON HUNTERS NOW*

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

201: Excuse me Jackass but he BROKE INTO MY HOME and now i am badly damaged. Am I really the bad guy here? No. I'm doing my fucking job

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

Sassy: *curls up on their couch and scratches at it before accidentally ripping a large hole* oops... *looks around to make sure nobody saw that he had done the do.*

201: *has a gun pointed at sassy* who are you, and why are you here you wretched creature? My partner and I are not ones to take kindly to demon intruders.

[askfanprospirit]

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Sassy: *becomes visible as he bounces off the ground when he falls and looks up with an almost pout like glare.* Too big… *gets up and runs into a different room while trying to find the exit*

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

201:*grabs his gun off the floor and runs after sassy* Get back here you beast! Damnit!

[askfanprospirit]

Sassy: Hell no! *makes it into the kitchen and hides*

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

201: Then atleast leave for fucks sake!!*runs to the kitchen, shoots and misses* 

[askfanprospirit]

Sassy: *hops onto his head from the counter and clings* I would but I don’t know where the door is!

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

201: *shoots sassy in the thigh* Stop jumping on me! the doors over there i dont even care any more just leave!

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

Sassy: *curls up on their couch and scratches at it before accidentally ripping a large hole* oops... *looks around to make sure nobody saw that he had done the do.*

201: *has a gun pointed at sassy* who are you, and why are you here you wretched creature? My partner and I are not ones to take kindly to demon intruders.

[askfanprospirit]

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Sassy: *becomes visible as he bounces off the ground when he falls and looks up with an almost pout like glare.* Too big… *gets up and runs into a different room while trying to find the exit*

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

201:*grabs his gun off the floor and runs after sassy* Get back here you beast! Damnit!

[askfanprospirit]

Sassy: Hell no! *makes it into the kitchen and hides*

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

201: Then atleast leave for fucks sake!!*runs to the kitchen, shoots and misses* 

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

Sassy: *curls up on their couch and scratches at it before accidentally ripping a large hole* oops... *looks around to make sure nobody saw that he had done the do.*

201: *has a gun pointed at sassy* who are you, and why are you here you wretched creature? My partner and I are not ones to take kindly to demon intruders.

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

  201:  *he  mannages  to  kick  sassy away* Damnit! great thats a  new  thing on my  repair list.  *he  shoots in a  few places where sassy  could be  but  has no luck with the blind  shots* just my luck..

[askfanprospirit]

Sassy: *slaps 201’s gun out of his hand and pounces in attempt to knock him over the back of the couch. He hisses loudly as he attacks*

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

201: *just sort of stares as the demon runs into him, unnable to knock him over  due to sassys small size* well… that was anticlimactic,

[askfanprospirit]

Sassy: *becomes visible as he bounces off the ground when he falls and looks up with an almost pout like glare.* Too big… *gets up and runs into a different room while trying to find the exit*

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

201:*grabs his gun off the floor and runs after sassy* Get back here you beast! Damnit!

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

Sassy: *curls up on their couch and scratches at it before accidentally ripping a large hole* oops... *looks around to make sure nobody saw that he had done the do.*

201: *has a gun pointed at sassy* who are you, and why are you here you wretched creature? My partner and I are not ones to take kindly to demon intruders.

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

  201:  *he  mannages  to  kick  sassy away* Damnit! great thats a  new  thing on my  repair list.  *he  shoots in a  few places where sassy  could be  but  has no luck with the blind  shots* just my luck..

[askfanprospirit]

Sassy: *slaps 201’s gun out of his hand and pounces in attempt to knock him over the back of the couch. He hisses loudly as he attacks*

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

201: *just sort of stares as the demon runs into him, unnable to knock him over  due to sassys small size* well… that was anticlimactic,

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

Sassy: *curls up on their couch and scratches at it before accidentally ripping a large hole* oops... *looks around to make sure nobody saw that he had done the do.*

201: *has a gun pointed at sassy* who are you, and why are you here you wretched creature? My partner and I are not ones to take kindly to demon intruders.

[askfanprospirit]

Sassy:*grabs onto 201’s arm and crawls onto his shoulder.* Wretched? Me? Pssssh. I’m …purrfect. *starts to chuckle at his own lame pun before pawing at the top of 201’s head.* I’m absolutely sweet.

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

201: Get off you beast! *he shoots sassy in the stomach out  of anger* And sop making puns they’re stupid

[askfanprospirit]

Sassy: *falls off and turns invisible while yowling in pain* Gee i guess they aren’t very punny . Maybe they’re just plain tearable *goes to scratch 201’s legs hoping to make them bleed but shocked to find that they produced a shrieking noise*

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

201:  *he  mannages  to  kick  sassy away* Damnit! great thats a  new  thing on my  repair list.  *he  shoots in a  few places where sassy  could be  but  has no luck with the blind  shots* just my luck..

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

Sassy: *curls up on their couch and scratches at it before accidentally ripping a large hole* oops... *looks around to make sure nobody saw that he had done the do.*

201: *has a gun pointed at sassy* who are you, and why are you here you wretched creature? My partner and I are not ones to take kindly to demon intruders.

[askfanprospirit]

Sassy:*grabs onto 201’s arm and crawls onto his shoulder.* Wretched? Me? Pssssh. I’m …purrfect. *starts to chuckle at his own lame pun before pawing at the top of 201’s head.* I’m absolutely sweet.

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

201: Get off you beast! *he shoots sassy in the stomach out  of anger* And sop making puns they're stupid

[ask-the-unlikely-partners]

Sassy: *curls up on their couch and scratches at it before accidentally ripping a large hole* oops... *looks around to make sure nobody saw that he had done the do.*

201: *has a gun pointed at sassy* who are you, and why are you here you wretched creature? My partner and I are not ones to take kindly to demon intruders.