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lara | she/her | curator of beautiful things, occasional writer | lyrically_lost on ao3 | @krakenbait for hockey, @speedbumps for f1

[gracespectra]

Long live BAD TASTE !

[morhath]

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

[bookaddict7342]

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

[morhath]

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

[radical-revolution]

[courtneyhellenphoto]

the best shot I’ve taken of blue pool to this day. it’s definitely cold, definitely worth getting in, and definitely one of the most beautiful places I’ve ever seen.

[jv]

This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

[ashenmind]

[pinkasketch]

Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday

[quadriviummuse]

Happy Kermie Day to all who celebrate!

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[cantotallyeven]

Chihuahuas Georg

[sweaterkittensahoy]

While not factually true, absolutely the hope of every fucking Chihuahua if you look at their person wrong.

[myfavoritedemons]

Started using the phrase “that’s cilantro to me” to refer to the presence of a story element that completely ruins a piece of media for me, disproportionate to its actual badness.

[woodsdyke]

once i was in the TSA line for a flight and it was SO LONG that TSA decided to just drop all the security protocols. leave everything in the suitcase including electronics. keep your shoes on. don't go through the fancy 360 scanner, just the metal detector. get out of here. and i was like ohhhh so you admit this is all just your stupid community theatre production that you've made me be a part of for all this time and it doesn't actually mean anything real. okayyyyy

[ansitru]

Recent finish, sneak peek ✨

[electronicgallery]

Bowl with Fish, Iran, probably Kashan (late 13th–mid-14th century).

[jackabbot]

The Power of Details: Inside The Pitt | The Pitt Season 2

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Kumail Nanjiani says to Joel Dommett, "Joel, like me, if you Google you, the second picture is you without a shirt." Joel says with a big grin, "I'm frustrated it's not the first." End ID.]

[fandiagnosis]

live abbot reaction

[unusual-suspects]

colorshow glassworks

[possumtion]

Girls who are gonna be okay