Hi Uh, What The Hell

2p! Denmark/Markell Anderson Part of the Hetalia Teacher AU 6th Grade Teacher M!As, Drawing Requests, and Asks allowed, but lets keep this SFW okay?

[2pnyofinlands-gh]

,,,,,, fuck

im in no way shape or form back in the hetalia fandom but i was curious to see how things were. if any of you are still here following my account.... whats poppin?

[ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher]

aha... yeehaw

[proudlyhetalian]

Hello! My name is Elder Price-

im remaking my account so uhh

@geek-bean (won’t tag for some reason, main blog)

@geek-beab (fandom blog)

i’ll be remaking my 2p!Den ask blog but that’s it

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Getting to know you Questions for the Mun!

🎂- When's your birthday?

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦- What's your family like?

🐶- Favorite animal?

🔶- Favorite color(s)?

🎥- Favorite movie?

📺- Favorite TV show?

🎞- Favorite cartoon/anime?

🍔- Favorite food?

🍦- Favorite ice cream flavor?

🍭- Favorite candy?

🍸- Do you drink?

👣- What do you like to do in your spare time?

⚽️- Do you like any sports?

🎮- Favorite video game(s)?

⛪️- Are you religious?

⌛️- Last thing you did before logging in?

🎈- Share a childhood memory!

🛍- What was the last purchase you made for?

💸- If you had a billion dollars and could only spend it, what would you buy first?

🖌- Are you artsy?

❤️- How would you describe yourself?

💛- How do other people describe you?

⭕️- Favorite Pokemon?

💠- what is the Most expensive thing you own?

⚜- What is the most precious thing you own?

🐻- Do you have any stuffed animals?

🐝- Favorite season?

🐋- share a Weird/funny story?

[ask-schoollibrarian-mrkirkland]

“Who broke it?”

Aldrich: So… Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Haven and Julie: We did it, we broke it—

Aldrich: No. No you didn’t. Markell?

Markell: Don’t look at me! Look at Gilbert.

Gilbert: What?! I didn’t break it.

Markell: Hm. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Gilbert: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.

Markell: Suspicious…

Gilbert: No, it’s not!

Oliver: If it means anything — probably not — but Arthur was the last one to use it.

Arthur: Liar! I don’t even even drink that rubbish. *sips tea*

Oliver: Oh, really? What were you doing by the coffee cart earlier, then?

Arthur: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Oliver!

Haven and Julie: Alright, let’s not fight. We broke it. Let us pay for it, Aldrich—

Aldrich: No. Who broke it?

Alfred: Aldrich… Matthew’s awfully been quiet…

Matthew: Really?!

Alfred: Yeah! Really!

[cut to Aldrich in the other room]

Aldrich: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each others throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

(( @ask-viceprincipal-mrbeilschmidt @ask-preschoolteacher-mssteilsson @ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones @ask-elementaryteachermrkirkland @ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher @askschoolcounselor-mrbeilschmidt @ask-elementary-teacher-julchenn @ask-english-teacher-matthew ))

[ask-the-treeplets]

Willow: “Welcome to our ask blog everyone~! Feel free to ask us questions!”

Aspen: “just… don’t boost Wil’s ego and give Ash an asthma attack…”

Ash: “Nice to meet you all!!! Feel free to ask us anything!!!”

[disclaimer. Picture was drawn using a Draw the Squad base. Credit to the base goes to the amazing original artist!]

[ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher]

M!A that you can now hear what everyone's thinking owo

(( owo ))

[ask-elementary-teacher-julchenn]

//So we were planning a Hamilton AU in the discord and Julie was agreed on to be Peggy! So, I drew my girl!!!! ;00000 I think it came out well!

[ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher]

Alexander Hamilton: Gil

Aaron Burr: Markell

Laurens: Alfred

Lafayette: Francis

Mulligan: Antonio

Angelica: Matthew

Eliza: Roddy

Peggy: Julie

King George: Mother

George Washington: Fritz

Philip: Jasper

Thomas Jefferson: Oliver

Madison: Arthur

Maria: Terence

(( Go wild my friends ))

[ask-preschoolteacher-mssteilsson]

INTRODUCING MRS. AND MRS. BEILSHMIDT-STEILSSON. ((I’m almost done drawing the ceremony I swear-)) @ask-elementary-teacher-julchenn

[ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher]

9

Does your muse like casual or formal clothes? Casual.

[ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher]

15?

Is your muse a good liar?

[ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher]

Fuck- screw you tumblr- no hes not-

[ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher]

15?

Is your muse a good liar?

[ask-useless-german]

Fun facts asks for your muse

These are just a few fun fact asks, which you can use to develop your muse more! 

Send in a number! 

Is your muse left or right handed? 

How hot does your muse shower? 

Does your muse have any allergies? 

How much does your muse eat? 

What’s your muse’s favourite sleeping position? 

What does their hair feel like (if they have any)? 

Is your muse short- or far-sighted? Do they have to wear glasses?

Is your muse a morning or night person?

Does your muse like casual or formal clothes? 

Does your muse play any instruments? 

Is there any type of sport your muse enjoys? 

Are the good with technology? 

Does your muse like phone calls? Or are they more the texting type?

Does your muse have a readable handwriting?

Is your muse a good liar? 

[ask-bio-teacher-beilschmidt]

More Discord Bullshit.

So. I now have a tag on the server. It’s titled ‘Goddamnit Maxy’… I’m proud of myself. As of me waking up I now share it with another person. @ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher congrats. You are now on my level :)

[ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher]

owo

[askmusicteacher-mr-edelstein]

Wanna know what the Heta Teachers Discord is like?

* Constant fighting

* “The Daddy Incident of 2017™”

* “Don’t make Roderich anxious this is v important”

* Roderich being constantly out of the loop

* Mr. Jones x Dad Bot OTP

* Dad Bot got kicked. :( (But secretly yay I hate dad bot)

* tHE BAD STUDENTS TRIO IS A THING

* Weed in the vents

* Homophobic waiter is now a Janitor

* “Can we Tomato together?”

*”please end me” “I agree with Roderich.”

* *loud sobbing from bathroom*

* “THERE IS A SPAM CHANNEL FOR A REASON”

*“ONEOFUSONEOFUSONEOFUSONEOFUSONEOFUSONEOFUSONEOFUSONEOFUS”

* Why did I ever think joining this would be a good idea oml-

[ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher]

* Suffocating in beanbags * Demon phone * Crack ships * More fighting

[ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher]

* Alfred steals Feliciano’s lunch * Oliver roasts Arthur for being too hooked to Tumblr to recognize his husband * Ivan’s bone crushing hugs * “Istg i will kiss you” (does anyone remember this-) * Stay away from the vents, bitch

[ask-elementaryteachermrkirk-blog]

-“arthur doesn’t get the succ anymore bc of draco” -THE BAD STUDENTS TRIO ONCE AGAIN

[askmusicteacher-mr-edelstein]

* No one loves Roderich

* Sportacus and Robbie Rotten NEED TO BE TOGETHER

[ask--mr-honda-blog]

*BaD STUDENT TRIO *Yeet *vodka in school  *Arthur and Kiku fangirling over Harry Potter *don’t hug me i’m scared *Heathers, Bmc, and Hamilton soundtracks *Meme songs *”Kill me” “ME TOO.” *Pranks *Spamano *PruAus *Ivan and Kiku fighting over Alfred(shush I actually ship Iggypan. Ameripan too but not AS MUCH oops)

[askmusicteacher-mr-edelstein]

* bAD STUDENT TRIO :DDD

* This school is Heathers without the death and more weed.

* Oh heeeeeeeeey, Roderich in the bathroom!

* I am crying.

[ask-elementaryteachermrkirk-blog]

- “daddy” -arthritis kirkland -tHE B A D S T U D E N T T R I O -oliver is too oblivious to realize arthur and berwald like him -WEED IN RODERICH’S RECORDERS -the janitor has to smoke weed to deal with all the gay -no like seriously -everyone wants to die -THE FUCKIGN DEMONPHONE -2P PINGU -LIKE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND 2P PINGU IS AN ACTUAL FUCKING THING IN THE DISCORD CHAT -SOMEONE ACTUAL DREW 2P PINGU -TOON TOON MOTHERFUC K E R

[ask-schoollibrarian-mrkirkland]

((I’m wheezing this is actually what goes on in our discord server—

[askmusicteacher-mr-edelstein]

I’m bringing this back

* oh shit it’s the vp

*petitioning for a happy Gilbert

* Everyone’s a child???

*Hanahaki

*Everyone has Hanahaki

*I came in late with the Hanahaki and I feel left out

* (a secret) scaring everyone, even before he shows up on my blog

* Aldrich is everyone’s grandpa™

[ask-bio-teacher-beilschmidt]

*“make more petitions and Gil dies”

*everyone screams when maxy types for more then a minute

* Maxy has gotten the server a new chat just for the murder of muses

[askelementaryteacher-mrbraginsky]

*Ivan fights a bitch at the new police station, very threatening tol

*all the homosexual couples are getting engaged

*rUN ITS MOTHER GOTHEL!!!!

*Jimmy

*Jasper

[ask-bio-teacher-beilschmidt]

*Jasper is getting calmed by ablinos

*not husband

*wtf is this

*child

*bonding moments

*everyone has come to the dark side. They all want to hurt there muse

*ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

*mun outs muse in a library

*lol 9 outa 10 of the staff are not straight

*the weed in the vents is gone.

[askelementaryteacher-mrbraginsky]

//you mean 11/10 are not straight, either Bi, pan, ace, aero or full out gAY and mixes, 11/10 of staff r not straight

[ask-bio-teacher-beilschmidt]

* The ‘guess who’ incedent of 2018

* “BAGUETTE KNO DA WAE”

[ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher]

* Martin

* What the hell is this AU anymore

[ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher]

* I can’t believe Markell is fucking dead

* Angry Mom™️

* Woah Martin has feelings

[ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher]

* “God Dammit Maxy”

* Seriously thats a role

[ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher]

You know I did something

When I am triple grounded and change my nickname to “DISTANT CACKLING”

[ask-preschoolteacher-mssteilsson]

To the Anon sending the pregnancy M!A to the teachers-

Please stop- Some of us are very uncomfortable with this ask and do not want to do it. As one of the Moms ™ of the AU, I’d like to ask you to please not send us stuff like this. Most of us are underaged and do not like asks like that. We are asking very politely or else we will turn off anon. Thank you for taking time to read this.

-The HetaTeacher AU Muns

[ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher]

Thank you, anon

I want to burn my ask box

[ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher]

hanahaki m!a for 5 asks c:<

(( AND SO IT BEGINS ))